The Chateau Diaries #191 In my circle a hoo ha is a vajay jay, which Ollie 💋ed and liked it

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The Teslas didn't forget to remind us "Philipp worked 2 days to edit this weeks vlog'
Even though, in essence, it will be 2 weeks before either Patreon or a YT vlog will be uploaded!
Therefore, during their 2 week holiday, 1 per week - editing, max 1-2 hours each pw! Correct?
FFS, how am I supposed to feel sorry for them given what they are ultimately earning? :rolleyes:
It's not like either of them, have separate, individual, designated careers, is it?
Today, their main career is YT and Partreon, isn't it?
 
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I don't think that BunBoy is after her cooking skills lol
Can't see what else she has to offer. Being in the middle of nowhere it seems to be a case of "needs must when the devil drives."
 
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OT: just read that Queen Maxima said it is not desired for a 19th y/o to live at home with their parents ( talking about Princess Amalia because she has returned to her parent's home due to safety issues)

I wonder in which universe she lives, last time I checked a rental room in Amsterdam is starting around 700 euro. which goddamn student has 700 euro to spend on rent alone?

I advise all students to live at home while they are studying and find their first job then move out. ABSOLUTELY DESIRED!
 
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So to cheer myself up, I thought I'd have a go at a one off Halloween version of our @Jules100 tattle tiled tiki hut - not my best work, but I hope you like it! ...
Can you spot all of the bootleg special tiles Jules has created, and what words can you make from the letters on the tiles...
Here's a few to get you going... POTTS, HMN, KAT, KIT, CAT, DAMP... Can you tell I have a Covid-19 fogged brain at the moment!

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Disclaimer: Apologies, Jules it's a screen grab of you from my tablet and sorry it makes you look rather pale, but spooky as hell too x
@tat life, sorry to hear you and your family have Covid, I hope everyone’s better soon and it’s not too bad. Thank you so much for adding to my backyard tiki hut tile wall here at the Southernmost Chateau, I really appreciate your hard work. I think I look like a ghost haunting anyone that dares trespass upon my tiki hut. I have so many renovations going on at once right now at my house, I hope you’ll be able to squeeze in here one more time. I still have my last batch of faux Spode bootleg Steve / Daddy tiles to dump on tattle in the next couple of days. I’d hate to leave the tile wall unfinished as we’ve come so far and it wouldn’t be a good example of work ethic for Stephanie. So, my birthday is November 17th, can we use that as our final deadline? If I’m not here, I’ll leave an envelope full of buy one/get one free Miller Lite coupons underneath one of my turquoise chicken statues in the backyard, I hope it doesn’t rain. Thanks again! Xx❤
 
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Hmmm.
You have raised interesting questions re Pavlina and Maria.
I think there may be a possibility they're a couple. Something Pavlina said in an IG post way back about Maria taking care of her.

Finally watched the "bad manners" Jewel of Hawaii video.
She's lifting the plate to her chin to get the food into the shot with her face.
Born and raised in Hilo, HI -- a remote town, not to say the end of the earth, populated by descendents of sugar cane workers, the most brutal slave-driven industry on the planet. Pop is of Japanese, Chinese, Filipino, Puerto Rican, and Portuguese plantation worker ancestry. One of the few places in Hawaii where residents outnumber tourists. They have something like 135 inches of rain a year and tsunamis.
The constant reiteration of I can't believe I have the facade of Lalande on my channel, and the glacial shots of Miss Thing eating from four different angles suggest, I submit, a narc-adjacent personality. It's predatory, like she's photobombing her own shots of Lalande. She has a fellow fantasist in her sights, and was denied supply when Jarvis turned out not to be there. Part of the Disney princess fantasy so many take seriously.

I went away and thought about the raised beds in the kitchen garden...

Why would Kirsty want to build some of the out of brick? Is there a stash of old re-claimed bricks at the tit'o? If that's the case then perhaps they would be aesthetically pleasing and re-using free materials.

Or, did she see some old reclaimed bricks at the reclamation yard? If that's the case they will cost €€€. If they buy new bricks they will look hideous.

Who will build these brick beds? Is, by chance, Kirsty's partner/husband and odd job builder?

Selmar put in those boarded beds using the milled wood from the tit'o grounds. I thought it was very forward thinking of him to use what was readily available for free and simple to achieve. They still seem to have plenty of that milled wood so if some of the boards are rotting replace them with what's already there and available.

The brick beds will be time and money whichever way you look at it and will never be finished. Just another waste.

Have they planted their onions, shallots and garlic for next spring/summer? Or any other over wintering veg? No, they have not. What is the point of that kitchen garden? It doesn't even look nice.
Should they not have irrigation first, before raised beds? Also, keep the peacocks and chickens out of the beds by building them their own poultry run, safe from the pine martens, instead of raising the beds?
 
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I agree.
But the only time Amaury ever seems relaxed/comfortable, or, himself, is in Dan's company.
I personally find that really rather strange.
As when Amaury is with his parents/Natti/SJ he always appears so OTT polite and/or guarded and avoiding the pink phone as much as poss. :unsure:
Would you be able to be comfortable around SJ and Nutty? :ROFLMAO:
I know he's dating the Argentinian menace but don't you tell me the man can be relaxed around her from what we know of her. As for his parents, there could be reasons as to why he's reserved with them - can't relate, my parents are my friends.
 
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Hhm, perhaps not as she now spends all the money only for SJs channel.......
Jewelyn wrote that she was no patron.......
But Jason is and @missartemis was one when she visited :unsure: ?
Well, depends on SJs travelling plans and mood.
And the amount of money, presents, and connections Fanny can grift from the Patreon guest.
 
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I think there may be a possibility they're a couple. Something Pavlina said in an IG post way back about Maria taking care of her.

Finally watched the "bad manners" Jewel of Hawaii video.
She's lifting the plate to her chin to get the food into the shot with her face.
Born and raised in Hilo, HI -- a remote town, not to say the end of the earth, populated by descendents of sugar cane workers, the most brutal slave-driven industry on the planet. Pop is of Japanese, Chinese, Filipino, Puerto Rican, and Portuguese plantation worker ancestry. One of the few places in Hawaii where residents outnumber tourists. They have something like 135 inches of rain a year and tsunamis.
The constant reiteration of I can't believe I have the facade of Lalande on my channel, and the glacial shots of Miss Thing eating from four different angles suggest, I submit, a narc-adjacent personality. It's predatory, like she's photobombing her own shots of Lalande. She has a fellow fantasist in her sights, and was denied supply when Jarvis turned out not to be there. Part of the Disney princess fantasy so many take seriously.


Should they not have irrigation first, before raised beds? Also, keep the peacocks and chickens out of the beds by building them their own poultry run, safe from the pine martens, instead of raising the beds?
And separate Thor before he starts fornicating with his off spring. This wont happen as F4F likes to marvel over Thor strutting his stuff in the courtyard- and who is taking care of the Sheep? Nics sheep if I remember
 
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I like the sound of them. I dribble my homemade chilli jelly/jam on rollmops 😋


Perhaps, and sensibly so, they have digs in the local town. Maybe they've rented a place together that has - shock, horror - heating AND running hot water with good pressure. Smoke and mirrors...
Or maybe they are getting cold and have rented an apartment with heat until spring. Amaury and Ñutty will live in the Marquis apartment, esp if the wood burner is installed. There is a lot of cut wood in the patron eating area/ peahen tit palace.
 
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Replace the windows. Remember they had the doors replaced in the entrance hall and she said they would replace the windows into double glazed each time there were funds available? 2.5 years later, only the entrance hall's windows (french doors) are replaced.
If she had ordered 1 every month she would have 30 windows/ french doors replaced by now and still have enough funds 😑
Fix those windows up and she'd halve her heating costs.
 
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On Patreon, as I read it, Fanny has 83 Dauphin and Dauphines of LieLande. She has 67 open Dauphin and Dauphine spots remaining. So Fanny would receive $8300 per month from the Dauphin and Dauphines monthly.

Dauphin and Dauphine of Lalande

Limited (67 of 150 remaining)
reward item
$100
PER MONTH

She also has a lot of Patrons for a $1 monthly and I believe a patron can donate in excess of the pledged amount monthly. Fanny is smoke and mirrors and Patreon is a great platform in which she can hide.
 
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Always delicious delicacies in my fridge and larder...
Yeah but... you live in France! Everything bought at a French market is a delicacy. Everything purchased at a French supermarket is a delicacy. Even when you buy foreign made foods at a French supermarkets they remain a delicacy, because they are imported. 😂
 
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Here is an August 22, 2022 post by Çlara that brought up some good points:

I'm still hoping to gather more evidence about Stephanie Jarvis buying subs and faking patreon numbers. It's been noticed before but her patreon videos are liked by 600 to 700 people at most, and she claims to have over 4000 patrons. The most heard argument for patrons about why they are paying her is that they claim they don't mind paying for extra content. So they don't mind paying for it, but liking it is a bridge too far? Do they even watch the patron videos? Paying for content you can't even pretend to like must be the dumbest thing I've ever heard

I posted this on July 23, 2022:

I have thought that for a long time. She can buy a Patron for even a $1 donation per month. The actual donations per Patron are available to the Patreon founder only. The statistics on the internet usually only divide the monthly amount of income by the number Patrons to come up with an average amount of money per Patron. So Fanny could have a thousand or more Patrons that pay $1 per month to be a member, which she actually pays herself. You can be a Patron for $1 a month even through Fannys membership tiers start at $5.

I believe Fanny has 70 or so Patrons at the $100 tier monthly but I think these Patrons can donate far in excess of the $100 monthly commitment.

I think she pads the numbers of Patrons to get into the top percentage of Patreon accounts.
Remember Fanny wants to come in at the top of anything she does and wants to win in everything regardless of what she has to do to win. I think she only has a small number of Patrons who donate big money and Fanny inflates the amount of Patrons to make sure the few high paying Patrons think she is successful and beloved by thousands of Patrons who believe her.

She wanted to be the top Patron of the Shittoo crowd, so she buys Patrons, views, deletes comments, adds comments, etc. Remember Larkin had to tell her where the big prizes were hidden at Easter, she had to find the baby hidden in the cake, etc. She embellishes every thing she does to appear to be the best, like implying that she was a professional opera singer, etc.

Maybe someone on here with Patreon experience can explain how the accounts can be artificially manipulated just as YouTube accounts can be tampered with.


Second post that day:
A $1 per month Patreon member would cost Fanny a Patreon processing fee of .5% of $1 + 10 cents, to total a processing fee of 15 cents per $1 Patron.

If she thru aliases, etc. were to set up 1,000 $1 Patreon accounts, it would cost her the $1,000 to pay Patreon , which would then pay her back $850 (Patreon would keep $150 as a processing fee on these accounts).

Speculation only here: Even if you assumed she loses the full $1,00 per month buying 1,000 members, paying 1,000 a month to secure $34,000 a month in tax free donations is only
.03% of the amount she receives tax free from Patreon monthly. And it increases her numbers to help her be in one in the top 400 Patreon accounts, and makes it look like she has a loyal, avid following of admirers. You know how Fanny wants to be with the winners in life.

Does this make sense? Between Patreon, the non profit association charity, youtube, the gift grab channel, the B and B, Chateau DIY, and the Larkin dilemma, Fanny is playing with a house of cards : if one falls, the others come tumbling down. And when the money runs out, so will the Douche Lord, the gardeners, the paid cook, etc. And she may have a huge amount of legal issues, taxation issues, and other problems for both her and Mummy to deal with as well as all the newly discovered long standing structural issues at the Shittoo. And she has alienated dozens of people by using and discarding them and with her greediness.
 
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A couple of weeks???
Exactly how many days were they in Egypt?
According to Vivian minimum 10!
How much does that party cost for four, because the SJ escort consists of three members.
 
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And separate Thor before he starts fornicating with his off spring. This wont happen as F4F likes to marvel over Thor strutting his stuff in the courtyard- and who is taking care of the Sheep? Nics sheep if I remember
Yes, sheep allowed to breed incestuously until Ivo and Frank had Aloysius neutered. Jarvis thought it was cute. Hello, Daddy!
 
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Laland is an ideal scenario for horror films. You come alone to a dilapidated castle from the other side of the world, there live several weirdos you don't know (or you think you know them because you watch YT), draft, humidity, bats, a room without a key....
We need to find an enterprising YT person to show LL in the right light.

So the Patreon video was again all about big plans.
"Investors" should be kept.
It seems to me that this "circus" has no end.
another patron jester
 

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F4F’s Patreon numbers and amounts per Patron are another exercise in Fanny’s smoke and mirrors control by chaos method of living her life. The less work she does and the more vacations she takes, she just buys more Patrons and pumps a bit more of her own monies ( from YouTube, advertising revenues, etc) to make sure she is still “growing” numbers of patrons and her monies stay relatively stable so patrons will second guess themselves and think “ well others like her, I must be missing something.” Fanny is gaslighting patrons and YouTubers by seemingly doing nothing, collecting large sums of monies which are never accounted for, and still remaining popular on Patreon. It is part of her game.


It costs her very little money to buy Patrons and refunded the monies contributed back to herself in order to continue her grifting.

Control by chaos is Fannys business plan, which is evident in her shifty videos, Patreon videos, monies from Patreon, wild spending on vacations and shopping, YouTube views, YouTube subscribers, YouTube comments/commenters, lack of negative feedback, repeated/changing/forgotten promises about activities, renovations, absence of certain people, etc.
 
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