she wasn't even there on his last visit
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“Decades of restoration” could take them well into their 80s, and we all know what having steps did to Ivana.
Well, it certainly looks like Ollie has found the joys of hair coloring since 2019. Perhaps the Douche Lord gave him tips on choosing the paaaaarfact brown hair color.
IMHO people with that amount of money to spend should think twice before they start to talk about how a local community benefits from their presence. They should have put the work in first before starting to show off...
@Jules100 - the Munch is better than the original@Kalessi, your profile pic is very small and detailed, too much for my fat fingers and iPhone photo mark up tool, so I used a simpler reference. I hope it’s ok.
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@Granola Chic, here’s my bastardized version of a masterpiece. It’s also how I felt after watching the latest Chateau Diaries.
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Nearly done now.
To be gifted a ”free designated” bedroom to decorate in a house 8.5 hours away from Lie Lande? This sounds like a “we got a free upgrade” scam. Why would Mrs. Ollie want Fanny to have a designated bedroom of her own in their family home to decorate and do as she pleases? Very strange indeed. It must involve money somehow, remember Fanny is transactional ….. what did she do to merit a room?
Also, the Ollie’s youtube channel has a lot of the same canned comments
similar to the diaries YouTube and 0 negative comments. Has Fanny taught Ollie about the fine art of buying comments/ making aliases to comment as well as the power of the delete button to erase any negative or critical comments?
Indeed! During his last visit he went around the neighborhood talking to random strangers in shops, saying how bored he was. I've had feedback about him from several people that live in the area. Stephanie Jarvis should really look after her super fans before they break out and spill the juice.
Angry Anne Marie did not look happy to be filmed by the little pink phone in today’s video. He seemed relieved when Fanny focused on her prey of the day, Nick the tree guy.
They better watch out if they forget that they are in Catalunya not just Spain. Catalan independence still bubbling along after being put on the back burner because of Covid. Notice that Caroline Gooder is a fan already
CD Thoughts.....
- Rubber globes??? - Snorty, you’re not a proctologist even if you do like kissing Fanny's ass
- 6 bin bags – Dan, that is sad times and not something to laugh about. Amuary saying, "take care mate" sounded hollow.
- Turkey teeth - that's quite the contraption Dan has for his new teeth
- Hedgehog too fat – clearly not from eating at the shiteau
- Salon Bonne Maman - Daddy's naked artwork would give me nightmares
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Stephaniedriving - Snorty not insured to drive the Merc. convertible - Drawstring Pants - does Snorty not have any other pants?
- Ollie's new house - too much money paid for a listed building that you have no idea what you can update/change/renovate/redecorat
- Snorty on waiter duty - Amuary refusing to serve??? (Did Snorty not change for dinner????)
- Leave Sunday night (after the B&B guests leave) and return the following Saturday (for dinner with the next B&B guests)....is there a Tartlet keeping track of Fanny's travel days in 2022????
- Perpetually running late - Fanny is simply trying to prove she’s so, so busy and her time is so much more than other people. In reality, Fanny’s lateness is just rudeness.
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Aha. Can't beat Fairy. It's great for getting oil spots off of clothes, as well as washing up obvs. Can't get it in France but if I drive an hour to the Spanish border I can get it in the supermarkets there. Fairy dishwasher tabs are becoming available in France though.Not heard of those videos but I do remember Keith Floyd happily drinking wine as he cooked.
I’m intrigued by this miraculous washing up liquid as it’s called in the UK. Been onto Amazon and saw it being sold for £9.39 per bottle. After some more investigation found it to be made by the same company who make Fairy washing up liquid and quite a few comments suggested this was the British version.
I prefer Fairy to the brands we have here so maybe it is almost identical.
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Seriously if you are feeling delicate avert your eyes this is vomit inducing.
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Good news on Hook the Hedgehog, but far more exciting is the tale he told his fellow forest cohorts upon his return. As reported by the Woodland Gazette: Well, there I was giving myself a little scratch in my delicate regions, as guys will do, when I was suddenly abducted and put in prison overnight. Why you ask? Apparently our Hedgehog Leader (aka El Jefe) thought I must be shown to others so that they too could admire me for my beauty, impressive size and (hellooooooo ladies!) girth. Then on the long trip back to Lalande our most serene Leader decided to regale me with many, Many, MANY songs from Broadway Musicals. For this I have no explanation. Upon arriving home I was served a lovely duck confit and set free to share my story with my erstwhile woodland friends. What can we learn from this experience? 1) Don’t scratch yourself in the delicate regions when ladies might see you. 2) They serve a fabulous duck confit at the Chateau. 3) I am magnificent.
Carol Z
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Good news on Hook the Hedgehog, but far more exciting is the tale he told his fellow forest cohorts upon his return. As reported by the Woodland Gazette: Well, there I was giving myself a little scratch in my delicate regions, as guys will do, when I was suddenly abducted and put in prison overnight. Why you ask? Apparently our Hedgehog Leader (aka El Jefe) thought I must be shown to others so that they too could admire me for my beauty, impressive size and (hellooooooo ladies!) girth. Then on the long trip back to Lalande our most serene Leader decided to regale me with many, Many, MANY songs from Broadway Musicals. For this I have no explanation. Upon arriving home I was served a lovely duck confit and set free to share my story with my erstwhile woodland friends. What can we learn from this experience? 1) Don’t scratch yourself in the delicate regions when ladies might see you. 2) They serve a fabulous duck confit at the Chateau. 3) I am magnificent.
All Sir Snorts a Lot needs are sneakers with Velcro straps and a hair scrunchie or scarf over his hair while riding shotgun in Mummy’s convertible to complete his Douche Lord ensemble. Fanny sure loves driving the mercedes convertible. She really thinks she is hot stuff when she is in her convertible with the big sunglasses on and the top down.
Camilla & Ollie don't seem the hands-on DIY types. They make Snorty look handy with a screw-driver. Hope they've got alot of money tucked away for their renos - they're going to need it!!!They better watch out if they forget that they are in Catalunya not just Spain. Catalan independence still bubbling along after being put on the back burner because of Covid. Notice that Caroline Gooder is a fan already
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Fanny never even acknowledged his visit or his gift of the rose bush.
No, and I hope some day the madness will be put aside and common sense survives. I wish everybody a happy life filled with love and laughter, but ffs pay for it with your own, honestly earned money and don't pretend to have answers on how to bring back positivity in the world by leaving a trace of sniffable urine all over the internet. Stephanie Jarvis has had all the time in the sun she deserves, it's time for the corresponding burns.Did you ever think you would be involved in such madness? I am ever so grateful you speak out, and bring attention to that soul sucking fake blonde mess! Thank you @Clara Burnett
That’s right, he had to repeatedly bring it up in the chats or comments and they finally included it in their videos.
I think her Patreon account is down significantly of late
Exactly. Original my arse!
They weren't culpable for Savile's actions by covering them up. I don't think you can blame Channel 4 for airing an expose on Savile's appalling deeds - quite the contrary!
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Absolutely! Gaudi was a ridiculous “comparison!”Absolutely agree, @JackSpratt , the Magic Mansionis very beautiful. Such an amazing example of craftmanship! Even though I do not quite see how Ollie's comment on Gaudi connects to the style of their house.
But as a family home? Highly impractical.
And it will cost millions to restore!
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