The Chateau Diaries #161 Proceed with caution, Demented Diabolical Damsel of Disaster ahead!

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Hallo fellow Tattlers, I've been away for some time, and on a Shittoo-free mode. I'm trying to catch up but the material is really overwhelming!
First of all my compliments to @Jules100 for her amazing tiles. She's indeed a great asset to Tattle and a great antidote to DJ creepy "art".
As there is too much to say, and everything quite infuriating, I'll only drop some comments on the last obscene Patreons video (thanks to the lovely Tattler who shared it here!) It is a very lucky thing (for SJ) that the crumbling dump has not been listed as a historical building, therefore is not subjected to any restriction. This way she feels free to alter it, change it, and also let it fall into ruin. The Fall of the House of Jarvis.
I think she should be reported for the damages she did to the building!
That "thing" that she calls The Grand Salon, at the beginning were two rooms, not so grand actually. In fact they were downstairs rooms close to the kitchen, hardly the place apt to host a Grand Salon. Daddy made them into one large room, very disproportiante, as the ceiling is rather low for such a large area.
What is she trying to do by adding that scraped and discoloured panelling? Turn it into Versailles? The place was never designed for panelling, nor that panelling can be adapted to those walls. The result can only be a monstruosity.
BUT, now we have the new Frank Lloyd Wright, who knows everything about architecture, decoration, design, projects, style, you name it.
Watching Squirrel paint-me-a nail- Boy frantically saying: we'll put this here, and that over there, and we can cut it and move this there, combining the poor old pieces like in a puzzle and showing his highly professional drawings with tiny furniture repro attached was like watching a lunatic during a seizure.
What's the point in slamming those panels on those crumbling walls? And why going on buying expensive furniture when they will be buried under the stones once the dump will fall eventually down? Or will Madame long be gone before that, taking with her the loot and the most precious items?

There is another thing I've always wanted to ask: Where is the main entrance in that place? Is there even anything that could be considered a main entrance with its hall? I've only seen a row of similar french windows, but not an entrance door. I mean, even a hut has an entrance door!
 
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If ever he wanted out, now would be the time, she has money coming in so no longer a guilt trip dependent, and she has a boy toy, so no guilt about leaving a lonely ex on her own...
 
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I don’t think Marie is as emotionally invested in the Dump as Larkin is/was financially and emotionally invested. I think it would be easy for her to walk away from LieLande.
According to Stephanie - Nick and Marie liked Stephanie’s taste in the main HMN so much they asked the charletain to decorate their cottage. Nothing done so far - the cottage bathroom was nearing completion at that point. In my mind if you inflate SJ’s ego with taste kudos points you get some serious deduction marks.
 
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FFS the length of those drab curtains is offensive
 
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It was Fanny's birthday in August 2020.
 
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I would be furious if I were Amaury. Nostril has ZERO design or carpentry skills and he is awarded credit that off the back of cousin, who indeed possesses these skills. A huge slap in the face.
Only at Lala-lande would we see Amaury, the panelling professional, waiting table for Philip, the waiter, and the waiter supposedly planning the panelling installation
 
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If ever he wanted out, now would be the time, she has money coming in so no longer a guilt trip dependent, and she has a boy toy, so no guilt about leaving a lonely ex on her own...
I was thinking about that too. A very short window of opportunity was opened and Larkin and his parents have a chance to recoup some money and get rid of the life force sucking poor little orphan Fanny. Larkin and family would have their lives back and can move forward. I have no doubt the Fanny factor has put a lot of stressors on Larkin, his parents, and his marriage. Antoine was bored at the Dump so I doubt he would miss LieLande.
 
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Waste of 29 minutes.
I felt punished... all that camera time on Snorts... boy was he excited to make like he owned the room..

I sleep for 6 hours...
 
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..and if they want to visit, renting a room for the weekend would be far cheaper than the long term financial drain going on now..
 
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This must be getting under Cuz's skin.....being told how to do his trade by Snorty, listening to Snorty increasingly use the 'Royal We', having to wait table and serve dinner to Snorty, watching Snorty spend his darling cousin Stephanie's money, working like a plough horse while Snorty swans around the shiteau painting his nails and polishing porcelain. Watch Amory pack up his tool shed and head by to the UK with Natti in tow (sooner than later) - then where will Fanny be???
 
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If Stephanfraudies lips are moving, there is a more than 75% chance she is lying. I think Fanny was just complementing herself, as usual. i could not see Marie allowing Fanny to decorate her cottage. They have very different taste and styles.
 
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The hackles went up when she stressed how she saved for the 6K expenditure at the auction but
willy nilly she spent 4,800K on loo wallpaper. Karma will be divine!
 
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oh come on… you know Potty & Snorts have at least made out! They’re always awkward around each other because they’re both pretending to be straight!!! And they’ve both been bearded by Fanny! She may be an oblivious queer peer!? An unwitting fag hag!?

watch Potty & Snorts whenever openly gay men are at the Shitshow! And watch how those gays snicker at Snorts & Potty!!
 
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Love the recipe ideas. Yesterday I made a cucumber tomato salad that was very good. I'm not much of a cook but enjoy fresh vegetables in the summer.
When everything is in season, the best way to eat them is the simplest. Cucumber and tomato salad, honestly, is the nectar of the gods.
 
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If he really is thinking of selling his share then I hope for his sake that she hasn’t devalued it by too much.
If Baghead Larkin is selling, then they have to get the property valued. Perhaps that's another reason why virtually all of the physical work on the shiteau has come to a halt, so that it doesn't impact any valuation and sale of Larkin's part of the ownership. If I were Marie, I'd prefer to sell our portion of the shiteau and put our money into a much better investment vehicle which we had full control over.
 
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I guess any Channel 4 video where Fanny appears should be relabeled from Chateau DIY to Chateau De LieLande JWDY, where “Jarvis will do you“ (if you are a producer).
TBH, I don't give much stock to the Chateau DIY series anymore. It ran its course, and the producers are scraping the very bottom of the barrel across chateaux. The HMN has been one of the more colorful bits lately. I mean, come on, extended segments of J-B and Erin the anesthetist trying to pull stones out of their moat?!
 
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Amaury is microchipped. He couldn’t escape from the Argentenian Bully without some special forces protection. I think Amaury is really tired of having to look at Sir Snorts a Lot’s punchable face 24/7, especially when Snorts is giving “instructions” and “orders” regarding Amaury’s work. I am waiting for the day that Amaury smashes a panel from the Grand Salon over Snorts‘ head.That would probably be the most top rated and most popular video ever on Chateau Diaries.
 
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