You didn't listen to Snorts' quick French lesson in the Patreon flog? I thought he was trying to emulate Phillip Mayrhofer and Nathan!
You didn't listen to Snorts' quick French lesson in the Patreon flog? I thought he was trying to emulate Phillip Mayrhofer and Nathan!I wonder what she is going to do with the previous furniture from the large room (just using English as I am too dumb to know what a large room is in French).
No antique there. Made to order!Where is the bloody antique Indian stone pergola? It was purchased in early May we’re now in the middle of July - don’t tell me it’s squished into that pig stye London flat. Or it’s not antique after all (duh) and it’s still being quarried. Ahhhhh it’s all so embarrassing the need for affirmations in the form of purchasing something. If her parents loved her like decent human beings then this narc wouldn’t be on the loose right now terrorizing the French countryside.
Or a solar set-up-cheap and easy even for Dan to put in.A UV light would keep the water clear the type that can be used in fish ponds.. they are attached to an electricity supply onto the external wall of the fountain. The water would need to run continuously though as it filters through the light box. ( I think thats how it works)
Just not the season for summer pudding here yet. These guys are just "up the road" from me so I will visit in December I think.It's baffling to me too. They do eat shit. And you have to work very hard to do that in France in the high summer.
It kills me to see ingredients I'd give my left leg for so foolishly used.
Black currants as a sauce for duck, I have to say it's very 60s pretentious international cuisine, which was sort of okay. For much colder weather. You say clean vegetables. Exacto.
You have black currants? Nothing, I mean nothing, should prevent you from creating this essence of hugh summer black gold dessert.
at least there was no coriander in your salad. I hate that stuff!Influencer events. Thank you for this insight and the link.
Little Annie Fanny finally got a sponsor!!!!! Do you think meat was served because Isobelle was footing the grocery bill?
Here's my menu for the next influencer event dinner party with all the usual suspects, straight out of the Lalande Cookbook: 101 Avaricious Ways to Tell Your Friends, Employees and Paying Guests to Eat Your Dust.
Zucchini-Tinis
Cold Thai Zucchini Soup with Coconut Milk
Zucchini Latkes with Red Pepper Jelly
Zucchini Terrine, with No Meat, and Black Currant Sauce
Ratatouille
Green Bean and Potato Salad with Thyme, Fennel, Celery, Lemon Balm, Sage, Rosemary, Oregano and Mint Flowers
Loaf of Affliction Hippie Zucchini Spice Bread
(At least some of these recipes are eminently worth your while. But honestlt I couldn't face the zucchini chocolate cake one.)
“Intervention” ?I may need an intervention I found Philip quite endearing in tonights flog
Oh yes. Zippity doo da. That young whippersnapper PhiPhi, Sir Hur, Hur Snortalot is so very relaxed about his position as cock of the LaLande hen house. Despite his affectation at fulsome bonhomie, every move is crafted. Now he has his tootsies well under that filthy kitchen table and Her Ladyship appears to defer to him on everything ( “Ooh Philip, that’s lovely” - cue a boring table setting or a pathetic Patreon sketch) he's starting to take liberties.I find it interesting that Philip says "we, ours" etc about the chateau and everything Stephanie owns these days, but when gifts are given, they're from Philip only.. the postcards, the china.. "Thank you Philip"..? What's yours is mine, what's mine is my own apparently.
@OhIDontKnow Thank you for sharing, as always it's most appreciated by myself in particular, as a non patreon. That said I had to whizz through it.. I can't listen to the man cub drone on about what 'he' wants to do and what 'we' are doing. When did he become an architect? Those drawings are just that drawings, no dimensions, no 3d imaging... you can get computer programs that will draw a design. The white nail polish was not a good look either. He wants to knock through the concrete walls to make a door to a cupboard that will store the cushions or empty wine bottles and she wants to start screwing a gold table to the panelling. She would have been better having MP over with his paintbrush and recreate the whole paneling effect as he did in the bedroom. Now it appears that the lower half of the panelling is going to be discarded and wide skirting are to be used. I also thought they had previously placed all of the panelling in place to see the effect so why start making a drawing of it now.. Amoury should have had this up ages ago... August 2022 completion date is sliding further away, just like her accounts did.Here it is. I don’t recall her explaining anything about Daddy’s art, but boy oh boy she’s hopped up in this one. She was giddy talking about the piece of furniture she bought at the Givenchy sale, I don’t remember who called it, but you were absolutely correct. She even went to the preview in Paris. She’s a dirty little secret shopper. This video was completely disgusting. Enjoy.
Love the recipe ideas. Yesterday I made a cucumber tomato salad that was very good. I'm not much of a cook but enjoy fresh vegetables in the summer.Influencer events. Thank you for this insight and the link.
Little Annie Fanny finally got a sponsor!!!!! Do you think meat was served because Isobelle was footing the grocery bill?
Here's my menu for the next influencer event dinner party with all the usual suspects, straight out of the Lalande Cookbook: 101 Avaricious Ways to Tell Your Friends, Employees and Paying Guests to Eat Your Dust.
Zucchini-Tinis
Cold Thai Zucchini Soup with Coconut Milk
Zucchini Latkes with Red Pepper Jelly
Zucchini Terrine, with No Meat, and Black Currant Sauce
Ratatouille
Green Bean and Potato Salad with Thyme, Fennel, Celery, Lemon Balm, Sage, Rosemary, Oregano and Mint Flowers
Loaf of Affliction Hippie Zucchini Spice Bread
(At least some of these recipes are eminently worth your while. But honestlt I couldn't face the zucchini chocolate cake one.)
Stephanie probably found out about the auction from you since she reads here. Do you think she reads the newspaper? It doesn’t have big pretty pictures in it.I knew it. That was me. I found out about the auction from our newspaper.
Everything there was too expensive and almost all the pieces were sold at a much higher price than estimated.
Hi I'm a little behind watching the latest season (S07) of Chateau DIY on Channel 4. I download them so that I can watch them when I like. Someone might have already made a comment on this. In a recent episode that I watched, possibly Episode 5 or 6 as the last entry in the programme, they had "filmed" Stephamememe's birthday (seemingly a recent birthday). But no, both Marie and Selmar were there and all of them wore wreaths of leaves/flowers in their hair. So either "mememe" must have had Channel 4 film that birthday some time ago or else she herself kept the footage to give to them for this season. It looked too professional for La Lande filming!She gets nothing from them, nothing. Yet she is still convinced she would not be where she is now without them, which is why they take precedence over the actual paying patrons, who will have to wait for their turn. A rather uninspired shag, paid for by services rendered earlier.
Many thanks! I had to make my husband look closely at the one she posted on Wed when the Patreon blog was “delayed” because he didn’t understand why I kept calling it pervy. Once he started looking closely he saw the weirdness.@SleepingBeauty123
Many of "Darling Daddy's" paintings are here. http://www.derekjarvis.com
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She goes to go great pains to tell Patreons that she saved for ages for this…ages. I mean the thought that those two compulsive Brocanters and addicted on-line antique addicts save one cent is a joke!@OhIDontKnow... thanks for the video. Since when hedgehog boy is an architect/interior designer/panels organiser? I though he was a singer, not that great at that! Let’s not even talk about his plan/sketch and his doll’s house design! She will use anybody and everybody as long as they are free or family, no professional here. She saved patreons’ money for this secrétaire. The money could have gone toward the heating. Makes no sense!
I bought myself as a little birthday present a face cream for 14 € instead as usually 6€. Just saying.Here it is. I don’t recall her explaining anything about Daddy’s art, but boy oh boy she’s hopped up in this one. She was giddy talking about the piece of furniture she bought at the Givenchy sale, I don’t remember who called it, but you were absolutely correct. She even went to the preview in Paris. She’s a dirty little secret shopper. This video was completely disgusting. Enjoy.
I would love to know what the comments on patreon are regarding this vlog. Then again most patreons see nothing wrong with Stephanie’s grifting game.With her latest offering to her patrons, Stephanie Jarvis has really done herself a disservice: clearly she doesn’t value renovating her HMN at all, if she allows that know-nothing-loser of a paid-to-pretend-boyfriend to supervise the only project that might vaguely refer to a renovation as such. There’s no historical significance to her HMN begin with, so the only reason to adjust the place to her lack of taste and style is private and should not be funded with other people’s money. I’m quite sure Hubert de Givenchy and Audrey Hepburn would both turn in their grave by the thought of being even loosely linked to such haughtiness.
That would be ideal. The fountain is on only when somebody's filming, the water should flow constantly day&night and be filtered. They should brush the surfaces weekly, the algae would end up in the filter to be removed and UV light would keep the water crystal clear. Simples. But it comes with an electricity bill she's not willing to payA UV light would keep the water clear the type that can be used in fish ponds.. they are attached to an electricity supply onto the external wall of the fountain. The water would need to run continuously though as it filters through the light box. ( I think thats how it works)
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