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Clara Burnett

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🤪 Cindy's at it again...

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Cynthia Lambert
21 hours ago (edited)
@RIVERA, FRANZ JETHRO D. She recorded this a few weeks ago while on site. She didn't leave the chateau just for this segment. And having money and resources isn't all it takes to do the repairs. One needs labour. And there is a labour shortage in her area. She has been asking for workmen to come, but there aren't any available. She only just got the armoires in there for some badly needed storage space. It's nice and organized now. Why would she turn right around and take them all out again? Doesn't make sense. All old buildings have cracks in the walls. The authorities have to approve such repairs. She can't just do it, willy nilly, because you say so. Plus, there isn't anyone to do it for her at the moment. We understand your concern, but Stephanie has enough sense to do what is right, without endangering anything.
No, Cynthia, this is just the crap Stephanie Jarvis is feeding you. There's no shortage of labour in the area. What happens if you don't pay the ones who tried working for you, word gets out and the really skilled workmen will not answer, no matter how often you call them. It's no rocket science, but that empty headed blowup doll you call chatelaine and we more truthfully renamed charlataine, keeps thinking it's just a mystery why nobody wants to work for her anymore. Oh, and Cynthia, by saying Stephanie Jarvis actually has enough sense to do what is right you are undoubtedly wishfully thinking and probably mean well, but djeez are you clueless...
 
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Omg what did i just watched....cushiongate..

At first i noticed that the sides of her fireplacemantle is collecting dust...a lott, also there are ashes in the fireplace...not very healthy in a bedroom, and i know from experience that when you have open fireplaces your room gets full with dust...thats why we do springcleaning...not Lalande offcourse..i wonder how much dust is in that bedcrown...Why fuzzle around with cushions...the season starts in a few weeks...clean out your dump..you lazy silly ass...

How many bottles of booze does one need in ones bedroom?? 🙄

Those cushions....a lott of cushioncovers but no cusions to put in them...she just wants to show us her pile of cushioncovers...i would go mad with that pile..btw those cushions are gross..wash them or throw them in a bonfire..those worn out silk ones...from mummy...omg, get rid of those..you hoarder..

Looking at that stained striped sofa in the entrancehall🙄:eek: i understand why she wants to hide her sofas with cushions...the filth of that place..yuk, i wouldnt put my ass on that sofa let alone i would sleep in one of the beds there...it is all stained...everywhere you look...and you know...on pictures or on camera eveything looks better than in real...so i wouldnt want to know how dirty everuthing is when you put your nose at it...not that i would want to put my nose near that sofa...

Andie popps in to help but it is actually to promote her art...i dont think Andie is a hard worker....maybe with her art...but i wouldnt hire her as a housekeeper...she wants to create an art birdshouse....with bits and pieces that were lying around, because it all matches so well..:oops: she fits right in there...another dreaming fuzzy Dutch woman...who has found the Lalalande app...
 
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Trengilly

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I have been on the Eurostar back to London this evening. And naturally, I whipped out Tattle to pass the time - I'm a quite a few pages behind (Hey Jikki2 - nice to see you here again - more thighs please, there's been a famine). Anyway, back to the story, I was sat next to a former Patreon of Stephanie Jarvis, who was spying down at my phone. We got talking about all things CD. She said she read here regularly along with her friends, who all once gave money too. Granted, she called Tattle a hate site and very mean spirited - I conceded only at times - but on the whole she found it amusing and yet concerning about what Stephanie Jarvis is up to. It was such a fantastic experience to speak to someone in person about our concerns and reassuring to learn that people are waking up to the discrepancies in Stephanie's stories.

#WhereAreTheAccountsStephanie
#StephanieJarvisHaveYouApologisedToSelmarAndTatyana
#NataliaOlivetoHaveYouApologisedToSelmarAndTatyana
#PeopleAreWakingUpToTheBullshit
#TheEurostarProvidedAMomentOfClarity
#RakedTwoPilesOfTwigsIntoABonfireFilmedSomeHorseShitAteSoupAndBackToBed
#GenuinelyExcitedForDanasFoodVideos
 
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Jikki2

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Michael Petherick's love interests in Madrid were Gustavo, Íñigo and Andrew. Gustavo duped him out of money and an iPhone, Íñigo pretty much ghosted him after seven weeks and Andrew moved in with him after couple of weeks.

While Michael was in luv with these guys, he was also very active on Grindr. Can you believe that it has been almost a year and over a hundred threads since I came here to tell everyone that Mr. Petherick tried to score some drugs on Grindr?
 
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"Shut up Daphne, everyone loves my daddy's painting of a man cupping boobs! It's symbolic!"
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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

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I, Marquis de Potpourri, do hereby crown and declare Daphne as the Yenta empress!
(She obviously reads Tattle Life)

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Clara Burnett

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@Jules100 : thank you.🥰 Exactly my thoughts for a long time, I could never understand the comments re: "Daddy's pornographic Art", but so far hadn't bothered to comment on this. :giggle:I don't even think they are classifiable as "kinky". Goodness, my head spins when I look at (what I know of it) the entirety of Art History..... , loads of "kinky" stuff there, if you bother to look. Doesn't mean I have to have it on my wall, though. 🧐
I'm sorry, but he has portrayed his own daughter several times in the nude, in a very sexual way. How kinky do you need it to be for it to be labelled as weird? I have walked the rooms of her crumbling HMN over and over again and those paintings still creep me out. Some may find them cheerful because of the colors used, but seriously, there's a real bad vibe coming from them.
 
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That patreonvideo was the same old crap told again...with the same delays and excuses...she could have made it a year ago..or two...nothing changes..

If she changes the facades and make new windows...offcourse this will never happen..but...does she realize every room has to be redone? and seeing their renovationprogress ....she better closed her shittoo and throw away the keys..

there is only one thing that happens there..Madames coffers are filling and she doesnt want to spend money on that rotten heap...its not even her own money...its grifted money...She knows all to well she is also giving money to the other two owners...when they sell the heap...thats not how madames works...she doesnt want another person to benefit from her grifting...she only wants to take..not give..an only child spoiled rotten...
 
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LaFrancaise123

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Myra Patton appears to be another talking head. How many aliases does CLL have?

Linda Shah
6 hours ago
Hi Stephanie I love watching you but something has changed about your videos. Why aren't we seeing any renovation projects inside there so many things left unfinished and now all we are seeing is garden projects. Where are Einin and the other builders and what about the exterior of the Chateau there was blueprints and then nothing.
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Myra Patton
4 hours ago
Stephanie has mentioned that the facade plans are being approved by local officials, Ian is recovering from surgery and because the Chateau is in the middle of the countryside other tradesmen don’t want to travel the distance.
"Other tradesmen don't want to travel the distance" ?
Of course, the WOULD travel the distance but NOT for free ! You have to pay for their travel.

OMG do these sycophants really believe what their idol tells them ? Scary.
 
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Clara Burnett

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I still have't figured out what happened to that guy Hash, who was doing interior design plans for the kitchen, sink/wet area. I think his name was hash.
As soon as he realized that Stephanie Jarvis is not going to spend one dime on either work or stuff from his company (and yes, it took a while, he was probably enchanted by her likable appearance as so many of these suckers are) he lost interest and so did she. I doubt we will ever see or hear from him again.
 
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Ginginger

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All those dusty and soiled cushions, damn that’s a mountain of gross. The worst is thinking about people’s oily and sweating necks/heads resting on them- especially the ones that are placed on beds and lounging furniture.
Wait! Silly me… if they ‘wash (gallons of Fabreeze)’ them the way they do their stinked-up area rugs, we have nothing to be concerned about! Especially if they do this job on the courtyard gravel.
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lulublugirl

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  • What is wrong with Jason Dubey?
  • Philip has a brother!?! God help us if he's anything like Snorty!!
  • Fanny wants to do a chintz bedroom!?! :sick: Although on second thought, that's pretty much Fanny's existing eclectic 'Granny, Queen Marie-Antoinette Louis Seize, shabby, mismatched, stained, farmhouse, flophouse, second-hand, incoherent, dog's breakfast, clashing, tacky, shabby schitc' decorating style.
Jason comes across as particularly attention seeking and appears to have more Picasso works than the artist created! 🤔🤔🤔
 
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T Rex

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Well, I finally watched the Patron video and this week's "Poo and Bonfires" one as well. Here's the "T Rex 2 Cents": Patron Vlog: As most of you have remarked, ah yes, Fanny's back discomfort is caused by this this called "Doing actual physical activity." (And it wasn't much. I suspect Fanny would have been winded by just walking down to the former lake.) More discussion of the garden, ooh, she is finally going to get 2 refrigerators and a freezer (she is running a B&B with just one small refrigerator- while most of us US-based Tattlers already have 2 refrigerators- one in the kitchen and one in the garage, and a stand-alone freezer- and that is just for a small family.) Stuart is back like a tornado of "Live, Laugh, Love" (she reminds me uncannily of one of my sorority sisters- must later Google to see if her mum was a Tri-Delt), and makes donner kebabs in the Thermomix. I can't hate on her- she seems to shake the place up, and even BJJ is enamoured because she sings showtunes from Mamma Mia and dances around the kitchen (Dan is NOT a fan.) (Also not worth mentioning- BJJ bought some tacky AF ice-cream cone serving dishes from Emmaus, but he did make a display of drying them after allegedly washing them.) Onward to the "Poo and Bonfires": A shipment of manure arrives. Pavlina even goes out to help Kirstie, as she tells Fanny she'd rather do something to keep her mind off of events, and the Shitoo soil is terrible. (I do think Pavlina formed a bond with both Kirstie and Stuart.) Fanny goes out to make a bonfire from all the wood scraps, and is so chuffed she actually could make fire. Stuart is out helping as well, and it revealed she has moved to Paris to attend Le Cordon Bleu (well bless your heart, and your Daddy who is funding it!) Stuart has made a pumpkin/sweet potato soup with herbes de Provence the night before, and everyone is grateful there is something palatable and warm to eat for lunch. Kirstie's husband arrives with some rum cakes, which Fanny says she does not like, but gobbles down, remarking, "All I can taste is rum!" Dana shows up in some striped boots with a pan containing stuffed artichokes and peas for dinner, and remarked she was filming her own video, and she cooked for a ton of famous people. Stuart cheekily stated, "I want to be YOU! How can I be like you?" To which Dana remarked, kind of snarkily, "Get old." And le fin.
 
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Lady Avonlea

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After watching today's pillow-gate Vlempa1 can see the forest through the trees
vlempa1

2 hours ago
I enjoy following the chateau progress. I love the wallpapers but I do not like the art . It just looks so busy and wrong. I realize you are respecting your fathers work, but maybe dedicate a room to his work and put art in the rooms that fits better. You are working hard to make this place restored, yet these art pieces are just out of place. Sorry if I’m offending.

Mea Culpa - at one point during today's CD I actually began to enjoy pillow-gate. Even worse, I recognized I have some old pillowcases stored away which are similar to some of Fanny's (see pic). It gets worse, I even thought maybe I should send my old pillowcases to Fanny. I know, I now feel ill just thinking about it. :sick:

Thankfully, I had another coffee and began to snap out of it. I eventually returned to reality after watching Dan's snoozefest vlog and seeing those god-awful, threadbare, tattered, sun-faded, unlined drapes hanging in Fanny's London flat! I thought Fanny said during her recent trips to London she's done spring-cleaning and repair work on her London flat - clearly not!

I'm pleased to report that I'm now fully recovered.
 

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Le Baiseur

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I've just watched Ed and Anna - is it just me or does that Kitchen look very impractical? There's not much space each side of the oven and the oven is miles from the sink?
Yikes! Their Patreons sure did buy them a fancy-ass stove for a project they might just turn around and sell and pocket the cash.
They used the same Ikea cabinets/counter I used when I renovated the kitchen in my last place (a tiny 1935 holiday cabin.) I like my before/after better! ;)
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LaFrancaise123

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Soooooo agree. This blog was so boring. Yawn.


Amina
31 minutes ago
A ‘cushion issue ‘ at Lalande? It’s called hoarding, and it goes way beyond cushions.. What ever happened to real restoration work to save a crumbling 16th century Chateau? The cushions dilemma, tea making lesson, sorting out kitchen utensils etc don’t make interesting content. Andi is a very talented artist, lovely work.
 
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