The Chateau Diaries #111 So even Mummykins refers to La Lande as a farmhouse... 😈

[MojoDublin]

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So even Mummykins refers to La Lande as a farmhouse...

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@Clara Burnett
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Sunday at 5:49 PM

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JP in SC said:
SNORTS is a GIGOLO.
A Gigolo is “a male escort, social companion who is supported by a female in a continuing relationship, often living in her residence and is present at her beck & call”. “Expected to have nice manners, provide sexual services, & tend to her perceived needs, whims In an effort to seek constant favor”. . . . . . .. . .that’s exactly what we’re seeing.
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Congratulations on revealing the Snorting Squirrel Cameltoes' nickname for intimates, as in her HMN by many he's referred to as 'Gigs': "Have you seen Gigs today? No, he's still in bed." Seriously, you're spot on with your observations and it is actually sick.


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@Clara Burnett
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The conversation between Bonang Matheba and that rat Villioti in his latest flog was actually really enlightening as he now has officially confirmed the piss colored dress was never designed for SJ but for Bonang and because she made it famous in SA he couldn't sell it anymore, poor guy. By giving it to SJ, not for free but in return of a "scholarship" paid for by SJ's patrons, they created a win win where they all got what they wanted, exactly as we figured it out at the time. I'm so amazed by the stupidity of it all. Villioti now claims he never said it was designed for SJ and it was us haters who "assumed" that. But here's the thing: just because it has been a year, does not make your lies on camera disappear, all the bs about guessing SJ's perfect size without knowing her is still out there. Marketing and public relations are complex jobs, apparently.
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Like we didn’t know it wasent going to happen

Seems villotti has made Snorts his wedding dress

Only 2 previous wearers
Practically new

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Her majesty Mummee is not impressed! A face like thunder! If this is Mummee on a good day can you imagine Mummee on a bad day and what film was left on the cutting room floor?
I suspect Percy's comments about Isabelle's shoes was simply to distract Mummee and change the conversation before she exploded at Fanny.

 

[Ann G.]

Congratulations @ComtesseRose and @Clara Burnett ! And many thanks @MojoDublin for keeping things rolling along!
IJ says she nor Gerry drinks, but then they both drink the sherry. It sounded to me like Gerry was smashed when he was doing his 'Burns night' recital as well. It looked as if IJ was about to pop off more than a few times while her daughter was filming. @Lady Avonlea , I was wondering about what got cut as well....oh to be a fly on the wall when all hell breaks loose..

 

[Pekey]

Congratulations @ComtesseRose and @Clara Burnett ! And many thanks @MojoDublin for keeping things rolling along!
IJ says she nor Gerry drinks, but then they both drink the sherry. It sounded to me like Gerry was smashed when he was doing his 'Burns night' recital as well. It looked as if IJ was about to pop off more than a few times while her daughter was filming. @Lady Avonlea , I was wondering about what got cut as well....oh to be a fly on the wall when all hell breaks loose..

Congrats to ComtesseRose and Clara Burnett..... it is a farmhouse!
I noticed when they were at the restaurant there was a big old bottle of red wine on the table and I do think Mummy had a glass of it too!!!

To the monkeys..... I really think that was staged but why oh why put the poo in!!! So distasteful and unnecessary .

 

[Fennelbug]

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

So, my fiancee and I took a trip these past few days to a potential wedding venue.
No YouTube.
No Tattle.
Just a good bit of rest and relaxation!

I COME BACK TO LIFE AS USUAL
AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS THIS BLOTCHY PRUNE FACE
AND THAT CRINGY TITLE!
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE...BAM!! A CLOSE-UP SHOT OF POOP!

Now I want to go back to my little grass shack in Kealakekua, Hawaii !!!

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Wow - does Mummy HATE Snorty. Fanny asks the question in a public place where Mummee can only be polite, but it took all her composure.

1. Mummy smiling down at the food
2. Fanny says, 'So Mummy' and Mummy looks up at smiles at Fanny and then Fanny asks, 'how do you feel about me and Philip'?
3. Mummy's expression immediately changes and she's clearly pissed off at the question
4. Mummy turns her cold stare to Snorty
5. Mummy doesn't know what to say
6. Mummy gives Fanny the side-eye
7. Mummy stares back at Fanny in disbelief
8 - 12 - Mummy stares at Fanny - speechless
13 -14 Mummy then turns to Gerry with an expression, but no words, imploring him 'but what do I say'? Gerry says, 'well that's a loaded question'
15 - Mummy stares back at Fanny - still no words but lots of nervous laughter around the table

There is a distinct cut in the filming . Clearly it took some time before Mummy was composed enough to politely say 'I'm delighted my daughter is happy and you are contributing greatly to that and I'm delighted'. I'm surprised Mummy didn't choke on her food while trying to spit those words out. When Mummy's able to travel back to Lalande, Snorty better have his bags back and ready to leave!

 

[Fennelbug]

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Thank you all in advance for these clumsy screenshots- I am new at this type of stuff- however I am deeply aware that these comments will be “disappeared” within the next few hours so I captured them for all our lovely tattlers who are in different time zones.

 

[Sparrowsfart]

Wow - does Mummy HATE Snorty. Fanny asks the question in a public place where Mummee can only be polite, but it took all her composure.

1. Mummy smiling down at the food
2. Fanny says, 'So Mummy' and Mummy looks up at smiles at Fanny and then Fanny asks, 'how do you feel about me and Philip'?
3. Mummy's expression immediately changes and she's clearly pissed off at the question
4. Mummy turns her cold stare to Snorty
5. Mummy doesn't know what to say
6. Mummy gives Fanny the side-eye
7. Mummy stares back at Fanny in disbelief
8 - 12 - Mummy stares at Fanny - speechless
13 -14 Mummy then turns to Gerry with an expression, but no words, imploring him 'but what do I say'? Gerry says, 'well that's a loaded question'
15 - Mummy stares back at Fanny - still no words but lots of nervous laughter around the table

There is a distinct cut in the filming . Clearly it took some time before Mummy was composed enough to politely say 'I'm delighted my daughter is happy and you are contributing greatly to that and I'm delighted'. I'm surprised Mummy didn't choke on her food while trying to spit those words out. When Mummy's able to travel back to Lalande, Snorty better have his bags back and ready to leave!

Only time Gerry has been funny was when he said 'Mummy is 20 years older than Percy', then 'Sorry Percy 30 years'.

 

[AndAnotherName]

Congrats to ComtesseRose and Clara Burnett..... it is a farmhouse!
I noticed when they were at the restaurant there was a big old bottle of red wine on the table and I do think Mummy had a glass of it too!!!

To the monkeys..... I really think that was staged but why oh why put the poo in!!! So distasteful and unnecessary .

@Pekey I had the same thought about the .
But surely SJ is not so desperate for footage she has to search for poo and smash up cups and sugar bowls. If she did then Mummy would be really pissed off.

 

[Kickintheass]

I've realised what MPK has been up to while absent from vlogs.....
An unpublished Beatrix Potter painting of a mouse in an apron has been found. The mouse is holding a paint brush and painting faux wood panelling as MPK did for SJ.

 

[Le Baiseur]

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Oh my! PJ claps back:

 

[Pekey]

But surely SJ is not so desperate for footage she has to search for poo and smash up cups and sugar bowls. If she did then Mummy would be really pissed off.

I think old Mummy only wishes she had just broken bowls to get pissed about !
I really feel IJ is not a fan of Squirrel Gigolo and would love him to go and disappear in the jungle for ever !

Is Squirrel Gigolo going to Venice?
What will Squirrel Gigolo do when Fanny is off with Tracing Oliver??
Will he keep the home fires burning?

 

[Kickintheass]

In order to get SJ's approval did SJ and PJ purposely remove the coordinating rings on their wedding fingers?

 

[Eduardo35]

Oh my! PJ claps back:

WTF is wrong with him! This is NOT just about gender it's about ethics, professionalism, and morals. My siblings are both members of LGBT but they're not this problematic and pushy like him.

 

[Fennelbug]

Oh my! PJ claps back:

This rebuttal is so lofty it hardly makes sense- I am a native english speaker and am still perplexed by it

 

[Kickintheass]

Looks like the monkeys tried the pool door before finding the open windows.

Or perhaps its the fingerprint finding powder the police use.

 

[Perplexed bee]

Oh my! PJ claps back:

well of course, that is his main defense card now, being discriminated about his/her/their gender fluidity. And no, that doesn't really bother me, nor does the age difference, rather more: ignorance, servility, laziness, continous snorting, and the employer-employee relationship, as well as being shoved into our faces & ears in every vlog, when the ones without PJ are better. So as long as PJ is on the thumbnails, I will not be watching the vlogs.

 

[Fennelbug]

WTF is wrong with him! This is NOT just about gender it's about ethics, professionalism, and morals. My siblings are both members of LGBT but they're not this problematic and pushy like him.

I still can’t work out his point

I still can’t work out his point

I took a step back, I re read the messages, and am still in a twisted Jane Austen Quagmire! What is he trying to indicate?

 

[Clara Burnett]

Waking up to the rampage that vlog left behind must be a hard one to swallow for SJ, who really thought it was a fun and uplifting episode of her beloved channel that she put out. But the cracks in her mirrors make the smoke disappear quicker and all her effective tricks of her trade have sort of become obsolete. She does not need the shouting guards amongst her fanbase as much as she needs the more silent, adoring types and the noise that encircles her creations nowadays will surely chase those away as it serves as a standard-bearer of more misery-to-come.

Lots of remarks in the end of our last thread questioned SJ's abuse of alcohol. As I said before, she does usually water down most of her intake to dilute its effects on her ever shining personality. Her abuse of the stuff lies more in her preference to surround herself with people who drink excessively, her way to disarm moral objections, as their drunk misbehavior of overexposed emotions gives her leverage over them and makes them more susceptible for her wicked personal schemes.