Tanya & Tasha #29 spreading germs, still buying tat. Cottage is cancelled, you’re both still fat.

[swimming]

Ladies..... sorry to interrupt the hilarious piss taking but I have an announcement.

Do any of you remember me harping on about my husbands (yes Tanya, husband!) and cancer blah blah and the treatment we would need.

Well I am delighted to announce I am PREGNANT!!

Had treatment a few weeks ago and it’s worked perfectly.

Baby due June 2021.

..... thanks, please continue piss taking

Might go and buy 17 spooky loafs to celebrate. But no drinkies for me!

 

[Peachy9]

Which one of you was it?

 

[Ihateit]

Which one of you was it?

guilty as charged & not a fuck given

 

[tarquin16]

Thread suggestion - Trash finally seen the light, bring on the Insta fight, who will be Queen of tacky shite?

 

[Ihateit]

It’smeanita - I know you’re one of us and I’d just like to say I appreciate you so much.

 

[Peachy9]

AS A SAUSAGE DOG OWNER

Omg that whole interaction is so fucking weird it's like they're both trying to out-do each other and make the other seem like a liar. God, what a sad little life Jane.

 

[BettySwalls1]

Is it just me or does that look like it says 'Fuck or twat'? She should've got that one...

 

[Mylifeinsquares]

Ouch! Bitch, I mean bookings can always be amended, why not just say nah your grand thanks, we would prefer you didn’t tag along

 

[JoJo81]

I'm liking the fact that is starting to bite back

 

[BMWGuys]

We just had to comment on the new F&M basket. If you knew Del at all then you would know there is no way in hell he would ever buy something like that for her, 100% she has bought that herself and is saying he’s got it as a surprise. She used to do this at work all the time saying that he’d got her stuff and when we used to ask him he would have no idea. For some reason we never went back and asked her why she lied but I wish we had now. Mind you if ever she was in a bit of trouble or had a disagreement with anyone she’d be off sick for a week

 

[unbelievable_jeff]

Scrolling through insta this morning and saw this. What a canny resemblance

 

[Khe91]

Round of applause for Trasha having ONE lettuce leaf

 

[Khe91]

Why Trasha

 

[swimming]

Omg what a bitch!!! Right trash, I don’t like you but you NEED to book this evening yourself, but go on the night before tanya does so you get all the pics and videos for the gram first.

we got you girl, do it!!

 

[swimming]

Anyone else see the dig in trashas pumpkin table photo this morning.... she written “ASHFORDS Halloween” on one.

Sly - but I like it

 

[tarquin16]

you’re a week late Tan hun

 

[Ups27]

I’m thinking of quitting my Job as an Qualified accountant to work as a BMW receptionist because it’s clearly where the money is

 

[Ihateit]

Another treat for you from my screenshot bank

 

[Detty pig]

Actually think Trash was just being nice, just trying to get together with family whilst they can, orangatan just comes across nasty. Imagine making such passive aggressive comments to a family member on a public platform. Shes a cow.

 

[Littlebitoflove]

Wind blowing her curtains? Shut the bloody window then you absolute moron.
As for her waking up crying out, eh maybe taco just stuck it in the wrong hole because you're too fat for him to tell the difference
#sorrynotsorry