So The dog has arrived, Ralph. But we don’t believe that Spit is loving having him a round. Tan keeps recycling the same photo of him.
Tan went to an over priced castle for the weekend and of course she came across as a complete cunt.
she spent her whole time taking photos and staging the props she has brought from home.
She had her COTE meal, of course it was delicious.
we offered Taco a way out, we told him to comment on her dinner photos if he wanted us to extract him. Tanya has put a stop to the delicious hunny posts.
She then wore her stupid utterly ridiculous hats on the boat and it pissed down with rain. So they had to abandon the romantic picnic and have fish and chips in the same pub that Trasha had been too.
she then went on a wine tasting sesh. We don’t know if she swallows or spits??
We are still waiting for her coffee photo in her car with her nails or key ring on show.
Then Trasha went to out on Monday with Onslow. She went to a shop called Fanny something or other and got some new clothes that lets be fair look shit.
She is still watching 4/5 films a day.
she has had a week off with Onslow.
She managed to make her roast dinner look exceptionally shit this week, followed by awful Apple crumble:
She then went wine tasting, we don’t even wanna know if she swallows or spits. I think we can all agree, the thought of that makes our stomachs turn.
she then got some new vases, that Tan was a bit jealous of.
Tan is trying not to post too much and again is blocking poor Tattlers for asking about mug pies.
she then said she is sorry for puppy spam, but we are yet to see any!
Then today was epic, it was chavs on tour.
I can’t even begin to tell you how fucked up Trasha’s view of her life is.
She thinks she is couple goals! She thinks her hubby is gorgeous. He ain’t!
As for Tanya she probably smashed up BMW today and demanded Taco her her a takeaway.
she will no doubt try and get one over on Trasha.
Trasha had a Chinese, with her kiddies. Who are 16 and 13!!! I would say they’re teenagers.
what I wanna know is how much storage does Trasha have on her phone. 79 fucking photos of a day out in London. Which looked shit, her food looked shit. The Happy Birthday on the dessert looked shit, like the chef was pissed off he/she was asked to do it.
She tried to look all cool and casual but she looked like she was ready to go on a march to protect trees! (No offense to anyone)
That’s all I can think of: I may have missed something but I am still in shock at Onslows tan lines.
Oh and we know Onslow has a second insta, that his wife doesn’t follow but Tan does.
we believe Onslow has mounted that tree and Tan, couldn’t get him to leave Trasha. So that’s why she dislikes the daughter. This is speculation.
Oh and we believe Tanya is not doing certain stuff because we mention it. Well maybe not everyone thinks that but I do.
We will be up to thread 50 by Christmas!
That's when the shit will really hit the fan with these two.
And we will be there watching.
Tattle will be on fire
Oh and hubby aka onlsow put up a new gate for privacy but it looks like a gate for the pixies. We can still see the blow up bath tub!