Talk to me about potatoes

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bleeping potato with notions….pretentious little people.

gnocchi is not a form of pasta. It is actually a dumpling made out of potatoes. You can serve gnocchi with a variety of sauces and toppings such as cheese, tomato sauce, cream or pesto, just like pasta.

also including dauphinois in this statement,

if you have to spell check your bleeping dinner you need to get in the bin with your status chasing slices of tato with their milk and cheese baths. rum acting like the elite.

I need to step away it’s effected me more than it should…..

God himself.


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bleeping potato with notions….pretentious little people.

gnocchi is not a form of pasta. It is actually a dumpling made out of potatoes. You can serve gnocchi with a variety of sauces and toppings such as cheese, tomato sauce, cream or pesto, just like pasta.

also including dauphinois in this statement,

if you have to spell check your bleeping dinner you need to get in the bin with your status chasing slices of tato with their milk and cheese baths. rum acting like the elite.

I need to step away it’s effected me more than it should…..

God himself.


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Ooh you have reminded me. Has anyone actually put their tato waffles in the toaster?
 
Ooh you have reminded me. Has anyone actually put their tato waffles in the toaster?
yep 😐 works fine 😂
I unfortunately once saw someone cook them in a frying pan that was also cooking fish fingers, contemplated taking legal action for trauma.
Refused to look at them let alone eat them.
 
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That’s a bleeping lie straight from the pits of hell.
a troll made that tit chart looking for a reaction.

top tier. Jacket, waffles, mash, boiled,
bin the rest. maybe keep a few smilies. 😕
Noooooo
roast, mash, chips, dauphinoise
bin the rest

Which sick minded individual rated a roast potato god tier.

Who rates mash that high as well, something wrong with people
Meeee
 
Wouldn’t that be a bit dangerous as they’re frozen and you shouldn’t put anything wet near a toaster
Erm….

yes… of course… I totally realised that before now…

( frantically bites into half frozen potato waffle - hide the evidence )

I have no idea what you’re talking about. I would never do such a thing.

😳😳😳

(in my defence birds eye actually advocate for it on their website 😆👀)
 
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Erm….

yes… of course… I totally realised that before now…

( frantically bites into half frozen potato waffle - hide the evidence )

I have no idea what you’re talking about. I would never do such a thing.

😳😳😳

(in my defence birds eye actually advocate for it on their website 😆👀)
The possible chance of being electrocuted makes the waffle just that much tastier.
 
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But Birds Eye has confirmed 'toasting' as a cooking method - now adding the instructions to the waffle packs.

All you need to do is set your toaster to a medium/high setting and place them inside.

After the first toasting, the waffles should be toasted for a second time until they are golden yellow in colour.
 
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I really don’t know, I cook them in the oven and didn’t think of putting them in the toaster as they’re frozen and I would assume that water would start to come out once heated.
It doesn’t when ovening or grilling… I toasted them for years as a student as we didn’t have a grill and didn’t want to pay for the electricity for the oven 😂 I can confirm I am still alive and not electrocuted
 
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I’m going to stay with keeping them in the oven I’m unfortunate enough to be blown up by a toaster
 
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I put bread straight from the freezer into the toaster all the time. Never been electrocuted yet anyway.
 
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I'm afraid I don't agree with this at all.

Surely everyone knows that dauphinoise belongs on the God tier and potato salad and jacket potato should at least go on the top tier. Actually I'd go so far as to say that baked potato probably deserves a place on the God tier.
Roasties and chips deserve God tier level and sweet potato fries are definitely in the correct place :sick:

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I'm putting waffles, jacket potato, sweet potato fries and smiley's on the top. Maybe curly fries too. what can I say, I love potatoes 🤣

My new face is parmesan and truffle fries. omggggg
 
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I asked at husband and teenager if they liked Jersey royals . They said they couldn't tell the difference so I ate the jerseys myself and gave them the cheap potatoes.

bleeping potato with notions….pretentious little people.

gnocchi is not a form of pasta. It is actually a dumpling made out of potatoes. You can serve gnocchi with a variety of sauces and toppings such as cheese, tomato sauce, cream or pesto, just like pasta.

also including dauphinois in this statement,

if you have to spell check your bleeping dinner you need to get in the bin with your status chasing slices of tato with their milk and cheese baths. rum acting like the elite.

I need to step away it’s effected me more than it should…..

God himself.


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I have certainly been educated.

Crisps are probably my favourite form of potatoes.
 
Roast potatoes are deffo god tier as are Crisps 😋 God I hate Gnocchi its horrid. Potato waffles are nice with a fried egg on top and some baked beans.