Style Swoon

[Thegoodlife]

Not a nice lady at all , she asked a couple of weeks ago , any suggestions how to get a child to sleep during the night ? I stupidly responded saying sleep training worked for mine , involves crying but worked for me when i moved them from my bed into their cot at 9mts. She responded telling me she has studied psycology, and allowing a child to cry damages their brain , she then wished me luck with the future therapy my children would need ???? Thankfully all my children are absolutely fine , no therapy required and all able to go to school without a scene every morning

Eh I think she’ll find that it’s HER child that is already in play therapy, not yours!!!!!

Not that there is anything wrong with therapy but what a vicious response.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

It looks ridiculous. I really think that as mothers, we see our kids differently to how the rest of the world sees them because if she realised how awful that mullet looked, she'd chop it off straightaway!

Jesus Christ almighty…no amount of Xanax will calm her down if she reads that

 

[InstaHunDone]

It was the EXACT same with her wedding anniversary and when begging for something big didn't produce the goods, she lowered her expectations. I was delighted it still didn't work.

I literally have no idea what this woman does all day. She would do her elder son the world of good by getting a job and stopping being so overbearing.

 

[Thegoodlife]

Hilarious. I bet when the pr staff for that mobile Santa were looking for people to gift, top of their list was our Swoony.

Can’t even leave the house to visit Santa. Good Jesus

 

[Olive85]

I really hate all of the talk about weight loss. It's a very triggering topic for people and as a home account I feel she should stick in her lane. They way she puts so much emphasis on it like she's amazing for losing weight and now having Jamie involved with counting down her pounds, that's just disgusting and dangerous to be teaching your child that. Eating disorders are through the roof and She's there so smug about ticking off her weight loss scratch card keep it to yourself Sarah you dose

 

[Max21]

What did u do all day long??Genuine question.Can't understand this,u work in Ur house or out or both,not none.Sit around eating bonbons all day watching the cleaner at work.Do u know what u sound like,I wouldn't be telling anyone that love.

I don’t work either and have a cleaner weekly (don’t lynch me pls). And I don’t sit around eating bourbons My husband has a very busy job, late evenings, travels a lot. I have 3 children. Lots of activities, school drops, collections, activities. House admin, life admin, running house, dinners, shopping, etc. Look after rental properties we have (that’s my job I guess). Not joking but I don’t have a minute. I used to work when I had kids at first. Up to when eldest was 8 or so but with husbands job so busy, so much travel we took the decision that I’d give up work. I was happy to do so. I was no good to anyone … stressed at work, stressed at home. Always had cleaner, same girl for years, didn’t want to give her the heave ho when I left work and tbh it gives me time to do other stuff (meet for coffee, eat bourbons … joke ) rather than be run ragged trying to do everything. No judgment please (I’m sure I’ll get it). What works for your family

 

[livelaughloveXO]

Um, I don't know Sarah, maybe send him to playschool so he's actually meeting other children and doing something other than watching you sit on your phone all day?

also why are her diddies nicknamed “memes”? Yock maybe don’t breastfeed your kids til 4 years old and they mightn’t be so clingy!

 

[summerlavender21]

If I was her neighbor, I’d be sending her a legal letter…her behavior is disgusting. Wouldn’t you think the husband would tell her to f**k up. She’s so ungrateful and disrespectful considering his parents bought them the house…

I’d say the In-laws must be mortified with the carryon . So so disrespectful and her husband seems like either a total walkover or just someone who says nothing to keep the peace. If it were my in-laws I would be getting a bill for the house purchase at this stage . So obnoxious and totally out of touch with the current situation for many at the moment looking to meet ends meet. I know no one who have been gifted a house !! I don’t see the point of her account and her target audience at this stage !

 

[Goss_Goddess]

Should rename her page to Boobswoon.. seeing as all she does is praise herself for breastfeeding for 646844567865 years

She’s a pain in the hole

 

[InstaHunDone]

A bit surprised by how babyish Jamie's speech was there in that video. Maybe the three year olds I know are just particularly articulate?

Do her kids ever get to socialise with other children? I never see her mentioning play dates or kids parties. Seems a bit strange. A very insular life, especially for such a young family. My nieces and nephews are always on playdates or going to birthday parties.

 

[Flowerpower23]

She is toxic along and misguided. Need to figure out how to report on Instagram.
Not for one second would a pharmacist say anything like that.
Secondly I laugh when I see the shite she posts. I think she is just bored out of her head at home all day.

 

[InstaHunDone]

Her review of the Ring doorbell - honestly, is there nothing she doesn't complain about/ have an issue with?

Sounds like her internet is the problem and not the doorbell. Our entire neighbourhood has them (all Ring ones) and I've yet to hear of a single issue.

Very interesting also that Harry's issues have cleared up now she's around less. The irony that she can't even see it. She's free to focus on ruining the other two now.

 

[Goss_Goddess]

She’s a disgrace not letting that child go to play school to socialise, all the kid knows is a building site for a house and a brother racked with anxiety issues. Don’t even start me on her breastfeeding them until they’re over 3, psychopath

 

[lunanina]

Relieved I found this thread because I thought I was alone in starting to find her insufferable. The begging for baby gear is just beyond.

 

[Ahcomeon]

She considers herself such a good parent and is doing a MASSIVE disservice to her children. She is a disgrace.

Jamie without a doubt should be enjoying 3 hours in ECCE every day socialising with other kids not sitting around the house with her.

Her husband must be a real weakling that he can't force her to do stuff for the benefit of her children.

 

[Worldpeace]

Woody, cause she's obsessed with joinery.

 

[Max21]

I actually can’t believe this one! Did Alan Rudden (landscaper extraordinaire) not plant her back garden for her only last year or am I wrong about that? They’ve done nothing with it all year, not a bit of tidying up, cutting back, pruning by the looks of it! It’s a holy mess and imo completely unnecessary that it looks so bad. If she wasn’t so lazy she could have kept it looking half decent but in typical Sarah fashion she just moans and whines and gets it done by someone else (paid or gifted - who knows). It’s not like she goes out much so she should have plenty of time to potter around doing bits. Imagine saying now that the planting done last year was not fit for purpose. She agreed to it and loved it and raved about it. In fairness it did look ok but she has decimated it and given it no attention over the year which has caused those plants not to be fit for purpose. She hasn’t a clue. She makes my blood boil. Is there one thing in that blinking house that hasn’t had to be redone?!!

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

I feel so so fucking sorry for her kids.

She's so obnoxious and rude the club tried to keep her out. So she puts them on blast on insta, threatening to call "senior management" and local politicians, threatens not to join the private members club ( as IF she was going to drop that much cash, the tight mare) , making claims that she was threatened with a leaf blower of all things, then makes a big fucking song and dance about booking a court at the club to get in anyway.

She should be beyond mortified at herself. Then her poor kids have to go in and play tennis knowing their mother made a holy show of herself and them AGAIN.

She has these run ins everywhere she goes but is too thick to gather she's the problem, not the rest of the world.

 

[Streetlight]

Her issue (among many and I know all this because she shared it on a public platform ) is that the playschool teacher told her to leave and they’d manage the little ones crying. She has now interpreted this as being the event that has traumatised the child. Apparently he was never the same after that day, stopped eating talking etc. Now again the fact that I know so much personal information about that poor child actually sickens me a little as I write it

 

[Thegoodlife]

But you need to remember she has nothing else going on in her life - except the dramas she creates for herself and her kids. That's it. She lives in such a sheltered little bubble where she talks to her phone and her kids all day, it's a distorted version of the world that only she lives in.

As awful as she is, I actually feel quite sad for her.

I don’t feel sad for her at all. I feel sad for her kids. She calls herself a “recluse” which is so offensive. Some people genuinely struggle to go out, she is just pure LAZY. Which is fine if you live alone and are only affecting yourself but those children go nowhere because of her……not even to school…..the eldest just about makes it in (no thanks to her) and the poor youngest stays in the pink prison all day.