Style Swoon

[Sparagon/1]

What’s the story with the child? Does he have a problem or something?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She’s easily become the biggest pain in the hole on Instagram! How many fucking bathrooms does one house need?? When she asked what to do with the one in the utility I felt like replying “get rid of it, you’ve 3 bathrooms too many” what an absolute melt

The problem with having multiple bathrooms is that the ‘males’ in the house will inevitably piss in a different one each time he needs to go to the loo. And she’s going to have 4 males in her house. That experience talking right there! My advice…halve the number if loo’s

Jesus Christ the begging and the blame. There’s brazillions of small vanity units available in shops and online. This wan is a total dumb ass. I hate that white tile. Genuinely I thought she hadn’t touched that room and it was to be demo’s. She has NO taste.

 

[Goss_Goddess]

When I see those stairs runners with the white painted sides all I think of is the amount of dust that will gather there totally impractical as per usual in chez Sarah all about how it looks on the grid but not how well it functions in real life…

 

[Ahcomeon]

So sad isn’t it. Selling your kids for a shitty looking bag

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Her interior style is boring and up her arse, just like her personality

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Ah there we go - I genuinely was head scratching wondering how they managed.

Also I suppose they used equity from sale to reno and as they earn a few more quid do another part. If you don't have a mortgage and don't spend money on clothes, holidays etc. you could save a couple of grand every month./

This is true but he works in recruitment/sales and she can’t be earning that much off Instagram. She cuts corners a lot so €€ must be tight. That house is not worth €700k+ in my opinion. Even if it was completely renovated to a high specification (which it isn’t), still not worth that. Not for D14.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Think ashenandcloud recognised her or something from years ago. She said she was in a band called Minx. Morto. Don't remember them myself. Mustn't have had any songs

Minx, you say?! oh hello Google!! I’ll be back

 

[livelaughloveXO]

Why is the youngest still in nappies and over 3 years old? I’m not a mother myself but is that normal? when she was asking for swim nappies in his size cause all she could find were smaller sizes… surely that’s a clear sign to start potty training?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Can't believe you'd spend the first hours after giving birth preparing an Instagram post. That one in the pool is far too personal for Insta.

Am I imagining it or is that her babushka I can see in the water

 

[Feile]

What's this? She's a religious nut too?

Ya she is bahai

She waffles on about it every so often, she converted the husband as well

 

[SweatyBettyT]

The wallpaper is shite.

 

[lunanina]

That behaviour strikes me as particularly obnoxious. It's like she has nothing else to focus on so she makes mountains out of molehills going on crusades. I don't doubt that having a child with severe separation anxiety could be hard to handle but all this drama and fuss is so..... unnecessary.

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

She couldn't afford a couple of rolls of wallpaper and has instead found an "artist" whose charging a fraction of the cost, including paint and her own time and was available at zero notice.

I think we all already know how this is going to end.

Also, is the pattern on the wallpaper not under copywrite and owned by the wallpaper company? Can you just announce to your tens of thousands of followers you are ripping off a print someone else designed and owned?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Poor Jamie imprisoned in the back of a car.

 

[Streetlight]

Please tell me she didn’t call the child Woody. Lord. Here’s my kids Harry, Jamie and Notions

 

[SweatyBettyT]

This wan is a dose. Her house is boring because she’s boring. Is she on the beg for a free holiday for Easter?

 

[LaReineEstée]

Somebody needs to tell her to get Jamie's hair cut properly. The poor child looks like Johnny Vegas!!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I’d love to know what the husband is like working as a team lead in Indeed! He seems a bit… simple I’d say he does fuck all

I’d say he’s a very inspirational team lead…NOT

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Why would you pay that bell end for interiors advice. She has zero taste and zero qualifications.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I can’t wait for the poll asking if we want to see the child with the options being

Yes
And
Yes



God she’s going to be even more insufferable now if that’s even possible…

I can see myself getting blocked very soon