I worked with a girl who without fail would do a giant shit that was often too big to flush every day. She also possibly had something wrong with her bits or vagina because you could taste the air after she’d been to the toilet the smell was that bad. You soon learned to leave it an hour after she’s been in there
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Oh gosh lots. A couple that spring to mind
If it had been raining, one ex colleague used to take her tights off and put them on the office radiator to dry, usually right next to someone else's desk. If she was tired she'd also just lie flat out in a corner of the room
I worked with a grown man who used to have a huge collection of teddy bears on his desk. When he went on leave he used to bring a rucksack in and take them all home.
If it had been raining, one ex colleague used to take her tights off and put them on the office radiator to dry, usually right next to someone else's desk. If she was tired she'd also just lie flat out in a corner of the room
I worked with a grown man who used to have a huge collection of teddy bears on his desk. When he went on leave he used to bring a rucksack in and take them all home.
MrsJones83
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My supervisor had the worst BO I’d ever smelt, daily. We’d complained a few times to the senior management, so they arranged a staff meeting about personal hygiene and professional appearance.
On the next shift, she came in sniffing her arm pits (stinky as usuall) and said “at least I know the meeting wasn’t aimed at me, all I can smell is washing powder”
On the next shift, she came in sniffing her arm pits (stinky as usuall) and said “at least I know the meeting wasn’t aimed at me, all I can smell is washing powder”
Sparks
Chatty Member
Oh I have so many.
Well first one, we called him Big Mike. He would sit at his desk and sleep. So they got him a stand up desk and he would sleep standing up. And the worst was that nobody called him out on it.
Next, this guy acted like everyone disgusted him and he couldn't stand talking to anyone or being in meetings. He later told us that he has severe anxiety. We also found out a few months later that he had been on estrogen hormones and is now a she... so maybe the hormones were part of his foul mood
Then we had this tiny little old lady that worked with us. She told me that there is a bird sitting outside her house calling her name. But she can't figure out what kind of bird it is. She also told us in a meeting that she saw a squirrel with a glowing tail. Another lady busted out laughing and said she wanted to be on whatever she was on. She got very offended. She also told us she did ancestry research and was related to Adam and Eve
Well first one, we called him Big Mike. He would sit at his desk and sleep. So they got him a stand up desk and he would sleep standing up. And the worst was that nobody called him out on it.
Next, this guy acted like everyone disgusted him and he couldn't stand talking to anyone or being in meetings. He later told us that he has severe anxiety. We also found out a few months later that he had been on estrogen hormones and is now a she... so maybe the hormones were part of his foul mood
Then we had this tiny little old lady that worked with us. She told me that there is a bird sitting outside her house calling her name. But she can't figure out what kind of bird it is. She also told us in a meeting that she saw a squirrel with a glowing tail. Another lady busted out laughing and said she wanted to be on whatever she was on. She got very offended
. She also told us she did ancestry research and was related to Adam and Eve 
Underhiseye
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My boss says “Pacific” instead of “specific”
A lady, we still don’t know who, is always leaving a mess in the ladies toilets at work. Leaves shit on the walls and period blood everywhere, I think she must have some sort of fetish, it happens quite frequently!
In my first job I was sleeping with my boss. I was still in school at the time but was 16. I used to go to work straight from school so would go there in my uniform and get changed so it was obvious I was school age. I thought it was so cool that an older man wanted me. He was only 6 years older but looking at it now as an adult it seems pretty weird. We slept together on and off for a few years and one time he asked me to put on underwear that a child would wear and pretend I was much younger
safe to say we haven’t slept together since!
A lady, we still don’t know who, is always leaving a mess in the ladies toilets at work. Leaves shit on the walls and period blood everywhere, I think she must have some sort of fetish, it happens quite frequently!
In my first job I was sleeping with my boss. I was still in school at the time but was 16. I used to go to work straight from school so would go there in my uniform and get changed so it was obvious I was school age. I thought it was so cool that an older man wanted me. He was only 6 years older but looking at it now as an adult it seems pretty weird. We slept together on and off for a few years and one time he asked me to put on underwear that a child would wear and pretend I was much younger
safe to say we haven’t slept together since!
Orange Creme
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I cant think of any which makes me wonder if actually I was the weird workmate 
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I dont really like eye contact lol.
I'm self employed now working for myself
. I dont really like eye contact lol.
I'm self employed now working for myself
Mrs Cucumber
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I was management in a care home, during hand over I always asked how the staff were etc, One of the carers who was there on her induction week put her hand up and informed the whole team that she had had her first bowel movement in 2 weeks and it was like rabbit droppings and was wondering if she really was constipated as had been finding "nuggets" in the bed on the mornings! whole team just sat staring at the floor!
leoladyxo
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I’ve only really worked with one person who was very strange. He was ten years older than me.
He had a seizure at the office when he was fairly new and I used to have seizures as a young teen, so when he returned to the office I checked in on him. He was feeling really embarrassed about it and I reassured him that he was fine and shouldn’t feel that way. After that, he became a bit clingy with me. We worked in an office of 40 people and sat at completely opposite ends of the room, so there was no real reason why we would have any interaction. He kept finding reasons to come over to me. He would regularly ask how things were going with my then boyfriend. I feel as though he had a fair bit of social anxiety or just didn’t understand how to be naturally sociable. He would linger a bit too much really. There might have been a mental health issue, but I can’t say for sure.
One day, a few of us went out for after work drinks and a team mate of this guy said that he had found crazed scribbling in this guy’s notepad. It was a story all about murdering a woman who rejected him and in a crazy scrawl. He had photographed the story and was showing it to us on his phone. It was creepy and knowing this person, none of us thought it could be made up for a prank. Nobody reported it to HR, although we definitely all went back and forth on it.
Six months later or so, I got a new job at a building three streets down from where I worked. The day after my last day, he messaged me on Facebook to say good luck etc. I said thank you and after that he sent me three hardcore porn videos. I didn’t open them, but I told him in no uncertain terms that he is disgusting and should eff off. I blocked him on all social media.
Shortly after that, I noticed that this guy would start turning up outside my workplace and follow me to the car park or bus stop. He got braver eventually and started trying to shout my name to get my attention. He would wait outside shops I was in on my lunch break or after work. It was incredibly creepy. I would ignore him and not make eye contact. One day on my lunch break, he was there again, waiting for me to come out of a cafe. He was saying my name louder and louder and I guess he got frustrated that I was ignoring him. He grabbed me by the shoulder and pulled me backwards. I screamed at him to never touch me again and that if he did I was going to go to the police. I made a statement to the police anyway and they raided his house, taking his phone and computer. The police decided that it didn’t amount to harassment but I reckon it definitely did. Luckily, after the police went round, he left me alone almost immediately.
On a separate note and I can’t say for sure, but I’m fairly confident that I got a dirty phone call on New Years Day from a man I used to work with. His accent is quite distinctive and he knew my name. He was asking me if I liked all sorts of sexual acts, I hung up on him. He’s also business friends with my boyfriend. He had some pretty crazy views on women, including that he would slap his teenage daughter around the face for being out late and would regularly cheat on his wife when away on business trips. He would make sexual jokes with lots of women around the office. He made a lot of us uncomfortable. I reported this to the police because it made me feel really violated and also scared as it was an anonymous number that knew my name. I didn’t say who I thought it was but basically, get this, until you get three phone calls, the police don’t think it is worth their time to pay your phone network to trace the call. I feel like these creeps know this and just regularly change who they do this to. Yuck.
He had a seizure at the office when he was fairly new and I used to have seizures as a young teen, so when he returned to the office I checked in on him. He was feeling really embarrassed about it and I reassured him that he was fine and shouldn’t feel that way. After that, he became a bit clingy with me. We worked in an office of 40 people and sat at completely opposite ends of the room, so there was no real reason why we would have any interaction. He kept finding reasons to come over to me. He would regularly ask how things were going with my then boyfriend. I feel as though he had a fair bit of social anxiety or just didn’t understand how to be naturally sociable. He would linger a bit too much really. There might have been a mental health issue, but I can’t say for sure.
One day, a few of us went out for after work drinks and a team mate of this guy said that he had found crazed scribbling in this guy’s notepad. It was a story all about murdering a woman who rejected him and in a crazy scrawl. He had photographed the story and was showing it to us on his phone. It was creepy and knowing this person, none of us thought it could be made up for a prank. Nobody reported it to HR, although we definitely all went back and forth on it.
Six months later or so, I got a new job at a building three streets down from where I worked. The day after my last day, he messaged me on Facebook to say good luck etc. I said thank you and after that he sent me three hardcore porn videos. I didn’t open them, but I told him in no uncertain terms that he is disgusting and should eff off. I blocked him on all social media.
Shortly after that, I noticed that this guy would start turning up outside my workplace and follow me to the car park or bus stop. He got braver eventually and started trying to shout my name to get my attention. He would wait outside shops I was in on my lunch break or after work. It was incredibly creepy. I would ignore him and not make eye contact. One day on my lunch break, he was there again, waiting for me to come out of a cafe. He was saying my name louder and louder and I guess he got frustrated that I was ignoring him. He grabbed me by the shoulder and pulled me backwards. I screamed at him to never touch me again and that if he did I was going to go to the police. I made a statement to the police anyway and they raided his house, taking his phone and computer. The police decided that it didn’t amount to harassment but I reckon it definitely did. Luckily, after the police went round, he left me alone almost immediately.
On a separate note and I can’t say for sure, but I’m fairly confident that I got a dirty phone call on New Years Day from a man I used to work with. His accent is quite distinctive and he knew my name. He was asking me if I liked all sorts of sexual acts, I hung up on him. He’s also business friends with my boyfriend. He had some pretty crazy views on women, including that he would slap his teenage daughter around the face for being out late and would regularly cheat on his wife when away on business trips. He would make sexual jokes with lots of women around the office. He made a lot of us uncomfortable. I reported this to the police because it made me feel really violated and also scared as it was an anonymous number that knew my name. I didn’t say who I thought it was but basically, get this, until you get three phone calls, the police don’t think it is worth their time to pay your phone network to trace the call. I feel like these creeps know this and just regularly change who they do this to. Yuck.
lizlemonseyeroll
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I worked with a woman who’d eat a tin of tuna every day with her hands, after draining it into a waste paper basket in our shared, windowless office space...
Bronx
Active member
First proper “career” job out of uni and I was sitting down with the heads of department to scope out their jobs and what they did for the Business. Standard things like that. At the end of my first day the boss took me into his office and told me to tell him about myself. I paused and was about to start talking about and his interrupted me, “let me tell you something about me then”, he said. I thought; fine, that gives me a moment to think. He says; “I was in prison for killing someone ten years ago.”
Talk about an icebreaker...
Talk about an icebreaker...
I work as a teaching assistant at a special needs school. One of my colleagues is constantly tired and falls asleep in the classroom. The teachers and kids are so used to it that they will just get on with the lesson while she snores at the back.
One male colleague will offer massages to the female staff. A colleague told me she allowed him to give her one. He told her to remove her top and bra and gave her a massage in the PE changing rooms. Then they both just went back to work
One male colleague will offer massages to the female staff. A colleague told me she allowed him to give her one. He told her to remove her top and bra and gave her a massage in the PE changing rooms. Then they both just went back to work
Welsh1
Well-known member
I worked with a guy in a sales role, I've never met anyone so strange. He'd eat haribo sweets and drink energy drinks all day every day, no proper food. His teeth at one point fell out and flew across the desk at me when we were in a meeting once. He then turned in to a bit of a stalker, he'd make sure he sat by me every day, would grab my chair and pull me closer to him whilst I was in the middle of calls, he'd slap my bum every time I walked past him, he'd message me every night after work asking me on a date and would even write notes to me in work saying quite unprofessional and inappropriate things. The end for me was when I was in the middle of a call and he put his hands in between my legs, I ended up hanging up on the customer as I was in such a rage, I reported him to HR that day and he was fired instantly. He then messaged me to tell me how I had ruined his reputation!
Notothefakes
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Was he a bit older? I once told my mum to move the mouse up and she lifted it off the table
Youre a wizard Harry
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I forgot about this one, I had a colleague who had a book that was marked private (but left it on her desk). It turns out that she had been writing down everything that people were doing wrong and every mistake they were making, including the date. She had a separate book all about one person it wasn’t as if she was management, doing it to keep a record.... she was the apprentice!
it wasn’t as if she was management, doing it to keep a record.... she was the apprentice!
Miss Havisham
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On meeting my (then) new boss for the first time, he asked me where I was from. When I replied, he told me that he had once dated a girl from that area. He then went on to say “she liked me to strangle her when we were having sex”..
PrincessCharming
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I sat next to a guy who picked his spots, ears, nose, eyes, head and ate everything he harvested.
Years later I was in Oz and he was invited to a birthday dinner I was at. He was married with kids. I could not believe someone had not only married him but shagged him at least twice too.
Years later I was in Oz and he was invited to a birthday dinner I was at. He was married with kids. I could not believe someone had not only married him but shagged him at least twice too.
Boredofthegram
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There’s a guy who sits across the office from me and he picks his nose and eats it throughout the day and is always first with his hands in to take cakes on office birthdays 
Sogdhitalley
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Years ago I used to be a housekeeper in a private hospital. We were short staffed one week and had to have agency staff in who were usually fantastic and enthusiastic people. Anyway, they sent someone new for the night shift to work with me. I was a young 20 something at the time and this person had to of been in his 40s. I quickly showed him around and explained what we had to do and what needs doing etc...
I got an awful vibe from him and just felt really uneasy around him.
I noticed he kept eyeing me up and looking at my tits a lot, so I started talking about my "boyfriend" to try and put him off but it was useless. He started telling me stories about his ex girlfriends and why they left him and his sex life with them. I told him, I felt uncomfortable with that sort of conversation and it's unprofessional to speak like that where patients could overhere.
I walked off and went into the store cupboard to get something and he followed me in. This cupboard was tiny and you could barely fit one person in let alone two!! His back was against the door so I couldn't get out, he was pretty much rubbing himself against me. I was telling him to stop it and to let me out, however he carried on.
After what felt like hours, he suddenly stopped and walked out. I ran off to the nurses station and told the sister what happend who got night security to remove him from the hospital.
A few weeks later, he was in the paper for raping someone!!
I got an awful vibe from him and just felt really uneasy around him.
I noticed he kept eyeing me up and looking at my tits a lot, so I started talking about my "boyfriend" to try and put him off but it was useless. He started telling me stories about his ex girlfriends and why they left him and his sex life with them. I told him, I felt uncomfortable with that sort of conversation and it's unprofessional to speak like that where patients could overhere.
I walked off and went into the store cupboard to get something and he followed me in. This cupboard was tiny and you could barely fit one person in let alone two!! His back was against the door so I couldn't get out, he was pretty much rubbing himself against me. I was telling him to stop it and to let me out, however he carried on.
After what felt like hours, he suddenly stopped and walked out. I ran off to the nurses station and told the sister what happend who got night security to remove him from the hospital.
A few weeks later, he was in the paper for raping someone!!