Stacey Solomon #74

[MyrtleRV]

I know we’ve moved on to the snail but the “baby” skeleton - is it actually supposed to be a baby? I thought it was just a smaller size skeleton and she decided it was a baby because the other two were bigger.

Also I know that rich people shouldn’t stop living their lives just because other people aren’t rich but does she have to flaunt it? Other people can’t even afford to make desperately needed repairs to their houses and she’s showing off her converted office, what does she even need an office for? I’m sure she has various accountants, managers etc sorting all her admin, not like she has to sit and do it all herself surely.

Oh the office will be for her next book I expect; ‘Tap to fleece decent but gullible hardworking people (and sheep) out of their hard-earned cash by stealing ideas and bodging things’, let’s not forget she’s a proper awe-fer now y’know!

Joe doesn’t need an office, if he decides to produce another book Stacey can just sit him with Rex at the kitchen table and give them a roll of paper and a tub of crayons to let his ‘creative genius’ flow… if you were wanting the second book mind I wouldn’t hold your breath, this creative business can be hard work!

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She looks about 8 months gone sat on that swing.

This is either all leading to a 'surprise' Christmas baby, or she's a complete weirdo and is putting a cushion up her jumper so that people think she's pregnant and it ups her engagement. There's no way that is baby weight, bloating and/ or bad posture.

Patiently awaiting the birth of the new king/queen on Xmas day in her stable - sorry office. I think she’s hidden it because she made such a fuss about rose being her last and the whole “cost of living comments” she’s made in an interview. But she will get her “precious sister for baby rose” headlines

 

[DrMeredithGrey]

hi! I know I’m probably really late to the party and its my first time posting, but why is she not allowed to show H on her Instagram?

I think she’s said in the past that his mum doesn’t want her to.

i don’t think there’s any love lost between Joe and his ex, he kicked her and his infant son out of their home when he was just a baby as he ‘wasn’t ready to be a dad’

this was a few weeks after cashing in on 50k for a magazine spread on how great family life is.

gee, I wish he was my husband. He’s so dreamy

 

[kayl1986]

If she is pregnant, there is no way she can claim she didn't know surely!?

She’s got to be pregnant surely can’t be that bloated.

She makes some shit. Busy day at the office. Takes the piss at people who have actual real jobs. The dick

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

my friends boyfriend ended up doing some work at Pickle Manor and he said the kids were running around and just pissing on the floor

I would love to say that suprised me but it really doesn’t.

 

[izzywizzywoo]

The pampas grass ‘faux xmas tree’ looks like a dust collecting pile of poop!
Goodness knows how many bugs are living in it.

 

[Asparagus123]

So does he mean that they were lost on what to do?
but instead of saying that he described it as losing a baby? I’m lost for words tbh!

Yes that’s the impression I got from what he was saying ! Very odd thing to compare it too

 

[Em_]

There’s no way he has a fully developed, functioning brain if he thinks they’re in any way comparable. I have never lost a baby and that’s absolutely not how I would describe it feeling if I had to. Anyone with any empathy, sense or intelligence wouldn’t! He should stick to looking gormless on game shows.

Exactly, I've had a missed miscarriage and there is no way that you can compare that pain to anything else. I stand by that they've made up their miscarriage as you wouldn't make that comment, you wouldn't even think it in the first place.

 

[SpritzerTime]

This spooky time comes but once a year: ‘Bath Season’ WOOooooOOOO! (some of us bathe year round hunnay, we just don’t decant bath salts into a fucking pasta dish before hand)

 

[dear_ratboy]

The state of Joe's toenails
I mean what do we expect given the state of his fingernails. Can you imagine the infections he must give old smelly Stacey after he's finger blasted her or maybe he toe blasts her since she's fucking obsessed with toes up.

This comment has ended me

Who as a mum has time to get the kids to school etc then just come home and dye and blowdry Then curl their hair? I’m lucky if I get to drink a tea while it’s still lukewarm!

 

[FoxyBingo]

She really trying to make all of her sheep believe she's not had the time for a bath since Monday? She maybe didn't have the inclination but she definitely had the time! Her "husband" is a jobless joker most of the time, and we all know she gets help. All the pretence for an advert for dove salts (those ones smell shite btw, get the Cacao one) that she's not even using properly?.

Why empty the salts into the dish? She's so extra. Stinky cow.

 

[tablesandchairs]

The answer everyone wants to know is did she look pregnant lol

I hate to disappoint but I really couldn’t call it! Skinny legs but big baggy shacket. Did look like there could be a bump under there, but then she also seemed to squeeze quite close to the carousel horses in a way she couldn’t have done if she had a hard bump.
I have pics with her in as they were literally right next to my kids, but I don’t want to post pics of my kids on here!

I hate to disappoint but I really couldn’t call it! Skinny legs but big baggy shacket. Did look like there could be a bump under there, but then she also seemed to squeeze quite close to the carousel horses in a way she couldn’t have done if she had a hard bump.
I have pics with her in as they were literally right next to my kids, but I don’t want to post pics of my kids on here!

My friend I was with has no awareness of who Stacey Solomon is and when I asked if she thinks that lady looks pregnant she didn’t think so.

 

[DrMeredithGrey]

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What times the announcement?

Why does she look like someone’s walked in on her mid shit?

 

[FoxyBingo]

Why have the BBC given that skank a show if she's having to ask for ideas? Cretin.

 

[hidingscared]

Who knew that makeup was so hysterical, cute and adorable??!!

 

[Multi-21]

Why is her hot chocolate so dark and thin looking? Looks like coffee

 

[Maggie21]

Do they just eat fruit and veg?????

 

[Extrafine]

I didn’t even notice the older boys were in that main picture until you guys pointed it out! She’s definitely done that on purpose. I feel so bad for them

 

[Asparagus123]

Look how greasy her hair is ! They definitely had a fireworks party but trying to make out they just watched someone else’s !

 

[Chipsandcheese]

That video with her and her sister on her stories is so fake, can barely understand what she’s saying with that stupid nasally voice she puts on. She infuriates me. You just know as soon as the camera stops rolling she switches back to whatever her actual personality is.