sercombe
Well-known member
it was prob for the minibus from house x
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Suebigfatsue87
VIP Member
She’s 100% one of the passive aggressive pain in the arse partners that’s all “of course hun it’s fine to go out” then the next day she’s up bashing pans and suddenly needing to do everything noisy because she’s pissed off
Beetlemania
VIP Member
Maybe just me being a bitch.... but could she not have left the hoovering ? It's not like I believe she does it often anyway. Looks like it was being done just to irritate / annoy joe as usual. She has a nasty mean streak.
Criticalchameleon
Member
The fact she said “last night we rescued a dog”
like she’d broken into a dangerous building and fought off crackheads to save his life
you adopted him babe get over yourself
like she’d broken into a dangerous building and fought off crackheads to save his life
you adopted him babe get over yourself
Chesneyslittlesister
Chatty Member
Joe NEVER drinks. Apart from when he drinks
Graceless Grace
Chatty Member
Similar to what I say to my boyfriend when he wants sex before work
beaglebabe
Member
The sisters a liar too. She’s not in the office this morning my brothers just seen her board a flight to Glasgow this morning 9am
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Dancing_in_the_dark
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So they don’t drink yet joe is hanging out his arse after his ‘room reveal party’ 
They See Me Trolling...
VIP Member
It was done with the sole purpose of an instagram story. Nothing else.
Am I being over sensitive or is her asking to try all these trades patronising? People train for these jobs… if they were easy everyone would be doing high qualify jobs themselves. Is she also going to inadvertently start a trend where all the huns start tagging her in their own stories of interfering with their tradespeople imagine getting on your job and a parent and toddler come in wanting to join and film you.
imagine getting on your job and a parent and toddler come in wanting to join and film you.
SunshineRae
VIP Member
By walkie talkies I imagine. I am not even joking. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if she introduced them originally as “fun”. This is how I imagine the morning go.
Stacey: “Z, are you up? Can you make sure L is up too please? Over and out.”
Z: “We’re both up but L hasn’t got a clean shirt. over and out.”
S: “Well boys I was good enough to provide you with your own kitchenette and washing machine over there, but it is you boys responsibility to do your washing now that you are independent living.”
S: “Do you understand?? Over and out”
Z: “Roger mum. Over and out”
……….(a bit later)
Z: “Mum….”
S: “What Z?! I’m trying to feed Rose”
Z: “What should L wear?”
…..(no response)
Z: “Mummm??”
S: “Z, it’s common sense, we wear the same clothes until the smell is unbearable to common peasants. Tell him to wear the dirty shirt and I’ll get the nanny to sort something for tomorrow”
Z: “Ok mum sorry, I mean Roger that”
………(a while later)
Z: “Mum?”
Z: “Mummmm?”
Z: “Mum or Hoe?? Are you there”
J: “Sorry mate, you know how it is - it’s crazy over here with the kids and dogs. I’ll hand you over to Mum. Over and out mate”
(a disgruntled) S: “Zachary….WHAT is it now? I’m having cuddles with Rex and Teddy”
Z: “There’s no milk and only a little bit of cereal left.”
S: “What have all the pot noodles gone??”
Z: “No.”
S: “Ohh ok…have them then?”
Z: “ Um….ok.”
…….
Z: “Mum, we’re ready to leave for school whenever you are.”
…….(no response)
Z: “ Mum, will you be much longer? We don’t want to be late.”
S: “ G-d Z, stop rushing me! Rose needed another feed, and then me and Rex need to take Peanut and Teddy for a walk. Joe’s going to do the school run today. Over and out”
Z: “You said yesterday that you would take us”
S: “Z you are being very demanding. You know my maternity leave has finished so I’m back to work, Rose and Rex NEED me, Teddy and Peanut need constant cuddles and to earn their keep in Instagram worthy content, I’m doing my plastering apprenticeship and I’ve got all the sheep to fleece as well. I can’t be putting up with yours and L’s demands too.”
Z: “Sorry Mum. Are you coming over with Joe to give us a kiss goodbye or shall we come to the house”
S: “Just meet Joe over by the van (not the car that we no longer have as we couldn’t afford both) and I’ll wave from the window. Rex’s window though because I’m just in there playing with him and Roess and the pups”
Z: (long pause)…. “Ok mum. Bye. See you later. love you”
L: “Bye Mum!! Love you. Can we come over for dinner later”
…………………
THE END.
Suebigfatsue87
VIP Member
Not buying they were up till 3 sipping cordial. Bit of the old Colombian marching powder maybe 
littlegremlin
New member
How is Joe hungover when she said he needed a juice bar in his hideous grey room because neither of them drank 
Kirsty1234
Chatty Member
