Stacey Solomon #5

[CrackRatcher]

Egg and strawberries on bread!!
She needs to stop worrying about making it into 'art' (in the loosest term) and think about how rank things are!

Imagine how picky he’ll be in school ‘why isn’t my sausages and mash made into a giraffe!!’

who the f*ck Mixes egg with fruit though! We treat strawberry’s as pudding in my house or a light snack not a main course

and why does keep calling it eggy bread when it’s not!

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

How many baby daddy’s does she have? Joe always seemed annoyed with her, I find her so irritating and basically stole Mrs hinch identity.

Yeh yeh ok hi soph. you know MOD lost everything doing this

 

[Fickledipped19]

I havent commented on this particular thread before, but why is she always mentioning Susan in her stories?

One woman, a long time ago who happened to be named Susan, told Stacey she didn’t like her bedding so from then on, cos Stacey is a very bitter little goat, calls anyone who doesn’t suck her hoop a ‘Susan’.

 

[kittymamaxo]

For the love of God please stop this

 

[Sp20191]

I never posted on this thread before until now... how are you gonna fish out the random flowers from your dirty bath water and glue them all to a lid of a basket. They’re dirty!!!!

Perhaps she like ‘eau de fanny’

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

Firstly it’s obvious that he isn’t actually aggressive towards her. She’s so desperate to make them into some kind of double act where she is the dumb, goofy one who does weird shit and he’s the serious one. If there is any time where is he actually grumpy with her for real I wouldn’t blame him. He can’t so anything without an iPhone being shoved in his grill 24/7 and she can’t even do something nice for him on Father’s Day without making it into some kind of comedy sketch. She’s shown the inside of her fridge before with her labelled ‘meats’ containers and there’s always ones with pork chops and ones with steaks or chicken, always separate in their own containers. So why she suddenly couldn’t tell the difference between steak and pork is just unbelievable. Steak is RED and pork is PINK. She’s not stupid so why she insists on acting like she is just comes across as so pathetic.
I honestly feel bad for him. The other day it seemed like she went out of her way to do something nice for him because she appreciates what a good dad/stepdad to her sons he is. But no, yet again it was all a comedy act for Instagram. Sorry I find that really sad

 

[CrackRatcher]

Please not a baby weaning book Mrs hinch’s huge pasty’s and staceys green porridge and fruit treats

 

[CrackRatcher]

She’s going to look back when she’s older and think .. why did I waste my life hanging crisp packets individually , putting a straw through crisp packets , hanging tension rods everywhere , making animal fruit shapes that wouldn’t even fill a 2 year old for her grown boys.. she exhausts me just by watching her Iv Got a peg form the washing line and pegged my crisps a before but that’s about as much time I’m spending

 

[caitlinbullen]

I can't see it working though, can you?
Paper straws are shitty.
I might need to try it just to see

Edited to add, I usually use clothes pegs!

Exactly....normal people just use a hairband, elastic band, or a peg. Why you would be arsing around sliding a half-opened straw onto a crisp packet I will never know!

I guess the ’hack’ is a bit like Stacey.....harmless, but also pretty useless

 

[Simbama12]

I don’t get what’s so wrong with taking her child out shopping with her.

And that is why The british death toll is still high
Going to a shitty clothes shop is not essential, taking him for a food shop yes, if he urgently needed shoes or clothes (yes) but Going to primark is just beyond stupid. I don’t care he’s in pushchair, I won’t be taking my children to a shop/cafe/ restaurant for quite some time and we don’t like in the Uk with the awful numbers. ss is a moron so what’s new

 

[CrackRatcher]

She can’t win really, if she shows what they eat all day, she’ll be told to put down her phone and ‘enjoy time with her children’ but if she only shows a bit of their day she’s accused of starving them

We can’t win either when commenting on here threads gone to shit

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Egg and strawberries on bread!!
She needs to stop worrying about making it into 'art' (in the loosest term) and think about how rank things are!

 

[Ekkwhine]

JESUS WEPT! I’m on a Skype call with work while having a cheeky catch up on this thread and saw that mash potato masterpiece and had to turn my snort laughing into a coughing fit I’ve seen it all now!

This is not the climate to be fake coughing! As my dad wisely told me yesterday: “I used to cough to cover a fart in Tesco, now I fart to cover a cough”

 

[Sp20191]

‘I need to go to IKEA!’ No one actually needs to go to ikea....you just want to!

 

[Feska]

What the actual fuck!! She seriously needs help!! Emptying a mop bucket over her head & having a dirty mop head on top of her head, writhing around the floor like someone deranged!! That is not normal behaviour. I've never seen anything quite like it! All for the gram? If that's the case, how embarrassing!!

She just goes too far. She looks deranged. Absolutely cringe worthy. I wonder what her family and colleagues think.

 

[HT2018]

Why does ‘hoe’ seem so aggressive/annoyed when he speaks to her! I didn’t think there was any need for that!

He always speaks to her like she's an idiot and a piece of sh*t. The guy literally never seems happy

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

The only reason she has sore eyes is because she wears eyelashes every single day. Who does that just to sit in the house. The glue would ruin your eyes. Throw on a bit of mascara if you really have to fuck sake

I literally don’t get why she’s so over the top with the lashes but everything else she let’s go to shit? To call out a few of her disgusting ways... She throws herself all over the floor, announces she doesn’t wash her hair for weeks, leaves bath water around to go rank, rolls in puddles and plays with the bin!?

She is a walking contradiction.

 

[Handwash30]

Soooooo many of us were asking her about the Dove wipes everyone!

Seriously Stacey, did anyone ask? Did a single person even ask? They’re hardly a big considered purchase and a wipe is a wipe, who the heck is grilling Stacey flippin Solomon for an analysis of a pack of wipes? Nobody, that’s who.

It’s such an insincere form of advertising; essentially portraying false hype around the product to make people think they’re in high demand and must buy some ASAP

 

[proseccolove]

Honestly for the love of god Stacey please find a new song for the morning!!!!!

 

[Bestlife@60]

how could rex drown in the bath? they hardly let him wander the house alone and he's too small to climb in even if he was alone in the bathroom. she probably leaves the water in because she uses bath bombs, if she let the water out but waited until the next day to scrub it, the bath bomb remains would dry and stain the bath

Any one of them could drown in the bath, if the floors wet/slippery and they fall. But when you have a toddler in the house you are especially careful. It takes seconds to pull a plug out. I don’t use bath bombs so don’t know if they stain but if they do then surely they would stain around the water edge anyway if left overnight!?