Stacey Solomon #44 Stop shutting your eyes to show you’re happy,sort out micks saggy nappy

[Foxandj90]

Early new thread title
Stacey Solomon what a catch, imagine letting your dad photo your snatch

 

[Anotherdayanotherwalk]

Another early thread title suggestion: "We all cringe whilst she shows Daddy her minge"

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Thread suggestion
phone in the drawer so Stacey can poo, the new pink pickle from her tuna canoe

 

[Theboredone94]

is she really sitting in the garden with her belly out infront of her sons mates.. what an absolute fucking weirdo!! How was your sleepover son.. yeah it was alright we slept in a different building a mile down the road and the mum was being really weird with a chicken burger whilst sat with her hair belly out looking like an old dirty orangutan but its ok because she made sure the crisp box and pot noodles were fully stocked in the boys kitchen..

 

[pinkle]

The moment you realise you’re almost butt naked and your dad is taking pictures

 

[Pigglet9876]

What the actual fuck, had he just said this about his daughter

 

[MyrtleRV]

Phone in drawer for a few days, guarantee it’ll be longer than a few days and then she’ll come back with “there’s someone we all want you to meet……”

I would literally sell everything I own for her to disappear for a week or two with not a squeak. Then, one day, quite out of the blue, she reappears, dressed all in black with a face like a smacked arse and Joe left awkwardly holding a baby, we get…

‘Sorry we’ve been away so long, it’s been a difficult time for us all, there’s someone that you should meet… this is Robert!’

 

[deelicious]

Oh guys my suggestion won thank you to you all my extended family. I forgot I posted a thread suggestion, I forgot that I’m even a tattle member!

Hoo hoo silly me must be more organised and label the shit out of my daily life. Love you all to the moon and back xxxxx

 

[MonicaFellulahGeller]

"Oi Zach, saw your mum's minge on Instagram this weekend!"

Those poor kids

 

[jackolantern]

I’m sorry but my Dad is dead and let me tell you he would not only turn in his grave, but rise like Vesuvius and bitch slap me with a soggy kipper if I had the SHAME to ask him to take bump shots of me with no kegs on

Im vomming in me mouth

 

[raspberryjuice]

She will probably get induced tomorrow and be back on Sunday with a 7pm birth announcement followed by an 8pm grid post of PinkPickle crowning (taken by her Dad, of course) with Rex in the background with forceps just incase she needed intervention. Those kind doctors and midwives have got to let him be involved, obviously.

 

[pinkle]

Anyone else find it super creepy that she’s got her chuff out in front of her dad

 

[RedRosed]

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Special moment with your daddy?!?!

 

[Milfordcubicle]

I am calling it that she is being induced tomorrow. This all feels very end of the line for the Pink Bump
” my heart hurts cos my mucus plug just slithered out while I was reclining naked on a swing for daddy’s private photo collection. It’s giving me life that the pink panther just appeared on cue. Love you all to the moon and back and beyond”

 

[Yel]

Guys, we're just going to ban anyone going forward that talks about address or asks for an address or anything that could compromise privacy.

It's pretty obvious why we have such strict rules around this.

There's lots tying to discredit tattle, don't give them fuel!

 

[MyrtleRV]

Where the bejesus is Joe whilst all this is happening? Is he sitting in a cupboard rocking after witnessing his FiL to be take thinly disguised porno snaps of his pregnant fiancée? Or are they sat discussing Stacey’s attributes;

Joe: ‘I love my Stace to the moon and back, I fink she’s so pretty.’
DS: ‘And she’s got a cracking pair of tits on her whilst she’s pregnant!’
*high fives all round*

Weird. As. Fuck.

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Fuck me her tuna canoe is proper hanging out. I’m surprised he hasn’t stuck a long lens up her chuff to get the first pap shot of picklelillyautumnnorma

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

When you're waiting for your dad to finish off beating one out already.....

 

[Sogdhitalley]

Nah, this is too much. I'm quiting the Internet. Stacey basically wearing fuck all for her dad to take cringe pictures of her. I am DONE.

 

[Bestlife@60]

I need to get something off my chest…..Why Why Why does everyone say ‘ if she was Susan from the Council estate’ every time she does something dangerous, stupid, ditsy’ Who said everyone that lives in a council house/flat is fucking stupid!!! Believe me just because your not in a position to own your own home that doesn’t make you a thick cunt!!!