Sophie Guidolin #21 While Loaf's Out Scouting for the next big 'D', our bestie 'B' is the real MVP.

[Triceratops]

Sophie Guidolin #22 - Sham-paign shoot at Coachella so Loaf can ride her new fella. She's not grief-stricken, read the wiki and you'll sicken.

 

[HelloFreshDiscountCode]

I need to get something off my chest
I’m probably going to get my hand slapped for policing but I accept the consequences of my actions and venting.

Every time it’s nearly time for a new thread there’s always discussion on what the next title will be. I’ve always thought the next title was the most upvoted thread title suggestion comment … at least that’s the way it is in literally every other thread I’m a part of.
Most votes wins.
I see it commented near the end of every thread “are you guys happy to use my suggestion?” And I just need to say this:
No. We aren’t. It was shit. Go with the one that’s most upvoted and stop trying to push your shitty title suggestion. Stop trying to make fetch happen, it’s not going to happen.

Thank you for coming to my TEDX talk 🫶

 

[Motherthreebeige]

Too early I know but ‘please read the Wiki, to see why the back of Kettle’s head is so sticky’

 

[MostSegsualNarc]

Thread #22:

For the love of God, read wiki first, then you'll get why this hoe's the worst.

 

[P&G Kitty Cat]

Bev is Andy’s sis in law
Andy is Sophie’s ex husband
Nathan is Sophie’s ex husband
Someone else is Sophie’s ex husband
Jess, Tess & Trin are Sophie’s ex mates
Sophie has 5 children
Soph is loaf
Wiki up the top of every single thread
Booga suga is flour
There are lots of threads with all of this explained

So

I hope that puts an end to explaining everything

 

[tryharder]

Who's Bev!!???

I really hope you’re joking if not, I have reached my limit of explaining this thread to newcomers. Over to someone else

 

[tryharder]

Awww guys. I feel like my parents are fighting Value all of your input here - can we all get along like Soph and Nath. Let’s call it non restrictive flexible fluid tattling, babygurls

 

[robbolife]

Recap:
- Back home from loving bombing her kids over Easter in Adelaide (creepy boyfie style pics with Kai )
-Her new toy boy accidentally posted a pic of her on his stories - she denies they are nothing more than friends but we know
- she did some kinesiology and got through 5 years worth of therapy in 2 hours
- did some more walking the twins to school #unrestrictedcoparenting
- did some shitty workouts at the gym, took Ryder along
- got her dry hair done at the hairdresser and it looked just as shit as before
- put protein powder in her guac while eating with her girls
- visited Cleo Harper ‘HQ’
- had a manic morning one morning, spouting a load of shit about inner circles or some shit, while promoting ‘caffeine free happy way’ appeared high, deleted stories within a couple of hours
- told people to buy youfoodz even if you don’t like it, use her link
- fucked off to coachella with paid employees, toyboy and friends of 20 years plus with whom she’s been on countless overseas trips with (yet we’ve never seen him on her page before) #unrestrictedcoparenting

 

[brookeaudaer]

Ummmm… did we not just mention Bevs name and how it sounds like an older persons name…, and now she posts this!! Bev you are the real MVP!

 

[1%babyguurls]

Loaf is fine everyone, busy on the nose beers

 

[notyourbot]

F*** I’m so here for this shit show
CH in serious damage control now.
Brie and other employee likely to land soon and see all this unfolding and how they’ve been connected to this fake campaign shoot. Anyone from the ATO here?!? I feel a section 8-1 denial coming
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SOPHIE HAS REMOVED THE POST WITH THE CH OUTFITS AT COACHELLA

 

[DJSezBot_]

I’ve never done a thread suggestion but here’s mine lol. Don’t come for me.

Loafchella got a new fella, not a tear for Pixie dear, too busy on the nose beers. Don’t be picky before you read the Loaf Wiki.

 

[Motherthreebeige]

Is there a haematoma draining tent at Loafchella? Asking for a friend.

 

[EveryDaysASoulDay]

Influencer Tea not pulling punches …

 

[yesok1]

Meanwhile dear Nathan is doing the legwork of parenting aka #restrictedcoparenting for Nathan while Loafie gets all the #unrestrictedcoparenting

She is such a tragic wannabe witch.

I’ve not followed Nathan but has he ever indulged himself on a ‘treat yoself’ without the kids? In the past year alone Loafie has done The Maldives, the US (once she fucked off Ryder and Kai after Disneyland), Europe and now the US again.

He wouldn't have time. I see him almost 6 days a week, our kids are at school together and do 2 x after school activities together. He is there at every event. He wouldn't have time to plan anything around her narcissistic schedule.

 

[BobbyDidABigStinkyPoo]

Back peddling big time, too late

That's the first time she's even MENTIONED losing a child! Which means the shit has really hit the fan big time and she's about to get dropped by CH and widely cancelled- she clearly wants them to feel too guilty to drop her

 

[suchapunish]

Lol

 

[influenzer_takedown]

If she hasn’t shot the campaign yet, why have her staff flown home?
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I love bev more than my husband hahaha

 

[kearns legal letter]

I’m not sure how she sits at Pixie’s burial most days when she’s been in between NSW, SA and the US a fair bit during this time

 

[kearns legal letter]

Bev is the best thing to of come out of that disaster of a marriage