NEW THREAD - title by @XxMrskxx
RECAP TIME
- Soaf and Oaf (nicknamed for their love for loaf furniture that they can’t afford, and Oaf well... it’s obvious) are on a weight loss journey but we haven’t heard about that for 2 weeks !
- They are trying Chloe Ting work outs but don’t seem to have stuck to those either
- Tattlers are worried about Barney , he’s nearly 5 months but doesn’t seem to have good head control yet .. we never see him doing tummy time etc
- Dave is obsessed with protein and GAINZZZ spending £££ on protein powder when he doesn’t need to bulk, he needs to eat some broccoli and move a bit more
- Chip had some seizures and now they won’t leave him alone so they 4 of them go anywhere , food shopping to get patrol etc !
- Dave thinks he’s a cordon bleu chef now that he can warm up some Birdseye chicken and add a blue dragon sauce to some pre chopped veg
- Soaf’a 30th birthday present is a £1500 loaf love seat for barneys nursery even though their living room looks like a care home
- they did a Q&A and said they make 3k a month from YouTube sometimes which me , an ex marketing manager specialising in influencers and social media , confirmed was very likely to be true and they probably make even more from ADs - estimated about £4K a month
- Soaf turned 30 and was given some perfume , white company stuff and a Barney necklace from Oaf , all wrapped up on a Disney princess bag that DIDNT HAVE BELLE ON IT! How dare he !
- these deliusional twats think they’ll be in Florida by the spring , Dave’s got to loose 100lbs first ... !
So let’s keep tattling folks ! Unless they stop uploading for good ...
RECAP TIME
- Soaf and Oaf (nicknamed for their love for loaf furniture that they can’t afford, and Oaf well... it’s obvious) are on a weight loss journey but we haven’t heard about that for 2 weeks !
- They are trying Chloe Ting work outs but don’t seem to have stuck to those either
- Tattlers are worried about Barney , he’s nearly 5 months but doesn’t seem to have good head control yet .. we never see him doing tummy time etc
- Dave is obsessed with protein and GAINZZZ spending £££ on protein powder when he doesn’t need to bulk, he needs to eat some broccoli and move a bit more
- Chip had some seizures and now they won’t leave him alone so they 4 of them go anywhere , food shopping to get patrol etc !
- Dave thinks he’s a cordon bleu chef now that he can warm up some Birdseye chicken and add a blue dragon sauce to some pre chopped veg
- Soaf’a 30th birthday present is a £1500 loaf love seat for barneys nursery even though their living room looks like a care home
- they did a Q&A and said they make 3k a month from YouTube sometimes which me , an ex marketing manager specialising in influencers and social media , confirmed was very likely to be true and they probably make even more from ADs - estimated about £4K a month
- Soaf turned 30 and was given some perfume , white company stuff and a Barney necklace from Oaf , all wrapped up on a Disney princess bag that DIDNT HAVE BELLE ON IT! How dare he !
- these deliusional twats think they’ll be in Florida by the spring , Dave’s got to loose 100lbs first ... !
So let’s keep tattling folks ! Unless they stop uploading for good ...
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