Reported your post as your display pic is visibleShe does know that Caitlin is an adult and her own person right? She can go and do things and be other places without Sophia right? Or is she being held hostage and Soph HAS to know her every move by the minute??
Thank you for the recap!! Too many favourite moments! The Melbourne Cup bitGood work setting up the new thread. Thanks for everything you do. I love this new thread title.
With all the ‘anonymous source’ quoting by quality media outlets over the last couple of days, I have to say I’m really blue no one is quoting me as a source. Geez I better stay in bed til 2.
On todays recrap:
Soph took her revenge body to a goon-bag backyard party. Nothing more glam than a diet of ciggies and depression. Very 90’s. We wonder how many selfies she took before she was happy with her Lara Croft, Tomb Renovator costume. We saw the recycling of some ensemble cast members in the Shaw Circus, but not enough to make us jealous. Stifler’s mum vibes.
Her Insta story sulking has been so subtle, we’ve barely noticed it. We’ve been trying to decipher the meaning of the eggplant on her socks. Maybe she learnt how to make parmigiana di melanazane while in ItalyHer cooking, like her attitude… Salty, like the Dead Sea.
The no1 author has no1 to support her. Except the EA/PA/sister-daughter/housemate. At least someone is helping with the morgue-age repayments. Yo, PA! Talk to the union about your pay if you’re fielding 4am calls. With the penalty rates you could afford to buy your own Balenciaga bag. Please also let us know how you’re going, sharing a bathroom and accessing the toilet through the shower.
Sadly, Tickets was unable to attend the Melbourne Cup celebrations this year. We believe she no longer likes to be ridden like that and was eventually scratched from the third race. The vet also believed it was unsafe to run without detectable ankles. #fotoshopphail.
With so much speculation about what actually happened in the demise of such a great love story, we’re all fondly reminded of the dance circle at the engagement party when everyone cut Soph out. Clearly Maddie is surrounded by a lot of love and protection. Hopefully one day she’ll meet someone who won’t complain about the space she’s taking up in the fridge, or the walk in robe.
Excitingly though, Soph is starting to recover and move on too. She’s shilling dog food and fat shaming herhostagepuppy. Perfect shredding diet. Her mum told her to hang in there and keep a stiff upper lip, so she got another ml.🥸
With 8 weeks left in the year, can we skip to the jealous part?
Fuck me, she left high school 14 years ago and still has high school mentalityMaddie does happy freedom video = SC does happy video.. just one step behind
The absolute relief Maddie must be feeling, leaving that would be lesbian home under the powerlines in her wake! I know where I’d rather be waking up, ummm Tulla-Chernobyl or sunny Italy, hmmmm“head up, eyes forward”
She’s not coming back
MG, AK made it to the Olympics after dumping Chompers, so fly high, baby girl“head up, eyes forward”
She’s not coming back
“Tomb Renovator” just made me chortle so loud I woke up my babyGood work setting up the new thread. Thanks for everything you do. I love this new thread title.
With all the ‘anonymous source’ quoting by quality media outlets over the last couple of days, I have to say I’m really blue no one is quoting me as a source. Geez I better stay in bed til 2.
On todays recrap:
Soph took her revenge body to a goon-bag backyard party. Nothing more glam than a diet of ciggies and depression. Very 90’s. We wonder how many selfies she took before she was happy with her Lara Croft, Tomb Renovator costume. We saw the recycling of some ensemble cast members in the Shaw Circus, but not enough to make us jealous. Stifler’s mum vibes.
Her Insta story sulking has been so subtle, we’ve barely noticed it. We’ve been trying to decipher the meaning of the eggplant on her socks. Maybe she learnt how to make parmigiana di melanazane while in ItalyHer cooking, like her attitude… Salty, like the Dead Sea.
The no1 author has no1 to support her. Except the EA/PA/sister-daughter/housemate. At least someone is helping with the morgue-age repayments. Yo, PA! Talk to the union about your pay if you’re fielding 4am calls. With the penalty rates you could afford to buy your own Balenciaga bag. Please also let us know how you’re going, sharing a bathroom and accessing the toilet through the shower.
Sadly, Tickets was unable to attend the Melbourne Cup celebrations this year. We believe she no longer likes to be ridden like that and was eventually scratched from the third race. The vet also believed it was unsafe to run without detectable ankles. #fotoshopphail.
With so much speculation about what actually happened in the demise of such a great love story, we’re all fondly reminded of the dance circle at the engagement party when everyone cut Soph out. Clearly Maddie is surrounded by a lot of love and protection. Hopefully one day she’ll meet someone who won’t complain about the space she’s taking up in the fridge, or the walk in robe.
Excitingly though, Soph is starting to recover and move on too. She’s shilling dog food and fat shaming herhostagepuppy. Perfect shredding diet. Her mum told her to hang in there and keep a stiff upper lip, so she got another ml.🥸
With 8 weeks left in the year, can we skip to the jealous part?
She’s LIvInG HeR BeST LIFe. So strong, much brave.When I tell you I RAN here to share this gem from TikTok
Gosh, her life looks so fulfilled. I am so jealous, there is nothing I would want more than to hang out with my employee and her 20 something year old friends.When I tell you I RAN here to share this gem from TikTok
To be fair, Sophie’s 16 in the head.Gosh, her life looks so fulfilled. I am so jealous, there is nothing I would want more than to hang out with my employee and her 20 something year old friends.
i forgot to mention the video being captionedWhen I tell you I RAN here to share this gem from TikTok
I’m sure she pays for the drinks/happy pills so they allow her to stay and think she is cool.Gosh, her life looks so fulfilled. I am so jealous, there is nothing I would want more than to hang out with my employee and her 20 something year old friends.
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