Sophie and Dave #53 what's the point anymore?

[JessieB]

Sophie&Dave #54 dollars to spend at Disney

 

[flatcapandmousetrap]

As if Barney is going to mince onto Main Street usa and start going “well fucking hell Soaf and Oaf you were right!!! This is EXCELLENT. If only you’d brought me here sooner, I might’ve spoken! Fandabbydosy this is the best thing since an iPad was made!”. She’s deluded.

 

[MyRightTit]

So…..24 vlogs all YEAR.
Approx 350 minutes.
Which is SIX hours between them.
So…3 hours work each since January.
Broken down it’s approx 4 MINUTES of work a WEEK!

Full-times YTers???

They should feel ashamed of themselves.

Apologies @deejayvillage for stealing your job this time, I just had to figure out just exactly how lazy they are.

 

[EIC]

Well done, keep it up. Calorie deficit is how I lost a shed ton of weight too & kept it off.

That’s bullshit. The only way to lose weight is to drink monster, not to eat on camera so no one knows what you eat , add numbers into your step counter on your iPhone and take angled pictures for updates, how dare you try convince me otherwise your not an influencer

 

[Acuriousviewer]

Fruit shoot at 7am...no wonder he is hyper!

 

[Hurrah54]

Catch up was
- pins have gone out but half were shit quality so the poor flamily are still waiting. Still no physical pin to be seen though
- they've booked disney dining stuff but will do a separate video on it (guessing that will never happen)
- Barney has a speech delay but she doesn't want to talk about it because everyone's so judgemental on the vlogs even though they've exploited Barney since conception so they're clearly not that bothered
- Dave's still fat

The end

 

[oldwoman]

He's hashtagged "counting calories" so... Like, does he FINALLY now know that you simply have to just count your cals & you WILL lose weight? Or wha?

Lurker but had to join to say that I responded to one of his recent stories to ask if he would consider a using a calorie deficit to lose weight.....immediate block. Very sad because he needs help.

 

[JessieB]

Yeah there is Dave doing a hard day's work and knowing that you are self sufficient and can provide for your family, for one....

 

[Suecee]

Thread title suggestion - Sophie the snob without a job, married to a slob with a big gob!

Credit to MaryJaneShoes82

 

[Hurrah54]

Screw the cost of living and country in recession... Sophie's mind is all eyebrows and hair extensions!
Must be nice to be so deluded sometimes

 

[EIC]

5 weeks until Barney is “home” and full sentences burst out of his mouth, can’t wait.

 

[MyRightTit]

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So the pins were poorly packed in envelopes as shown in the vlog. What were in the boxes? ...probably nothing just put there to make it look like she's had sales. Also this person needs to have a serious chat with themselves ffs I'm tempted to comment but it won't see the light of day and I'll just get blocked.

This person is happy just to donate to a luxury trip?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?! People are struggling & relying on food banks etc - give your money to them!!
I honestly wonder at the mental health of the flamily.

 

[Truly Scrumptious]

So the Disney countdown begins
Spray tan, nails, dropping Chip off at the weekend, Dave's got a new t-shirt Sophie looks more of a twat than usual...it's on guys... I can't wait

 

[JessieB]

So the pins were poorly packed in envelopes as shown in the vlog. What were in the boxes? ...probably nothing just put there to make it look like she's had sales. Also this person needs to have a serious chat with themselves ffs I'm tempted to comment but it won't see the light of day and I'll just get blocked.

 

[Truly Scrumptious]

How's the weight loss chart coming along Davey
100lbs = See you in Disney !

ETA from May 2021

 

[Hurrah54]

She literally said she'd 'popped the vlog on private' until Tuesday which means it's ready to go and they just have to make it live.

Lies lies lies lies lies. They don't give a shit though

 

[Truly Scrumptious]

Christ the scarecrows are all wearing Sophie's Amish dresses

 

[Phil I Buster]

Id love for Soaf to try do a list.. top of her list would be barnstormer worker

Barnstormer worker
Shop owner (forgotten)
School teacher (incomplete)
Layabout
Grifter
Aff Linker Extraordinaire
Content Creator (debatable)

Gosh what a list. You go, Glen Soafo

 

[Tinksmum]

Let me tell you about my achievement…..helped along by the big fat fella, So I have in my ‘cough cough’ slightly older years become increasingly claustrophobic-so badly that I had to give up most rides in Florida as I couldn’t bare to be ‘pinned down’ when I did try I would get an overwhelming urge to scream and take flight away -anyway I have never done FOP because of this but have for a while now had therapy to the point I have managed a few rides - finally got on FOP - up come the leg restraints -deep breath deep breath in comes the back restraint - now I can’t get out at all and the panic is starting to set In especially as it is taking an age to actually start but guess what I started a mantra to myself to get through - the fat fella won’t fit….the fat fella won’t fit…. Believe me them calves of his will definitely not fit -so for once I thank him for getting me through……I am so bloody chuffed with myself….may never do it again but I have once and once is enough - cannot wait for their Florida vlogs, and thanks if you made it up the end of this ramble xx

 

[Fishflakes]

Just sat chilling on a Sunday afternoon and this randomly came into my head. Still makes me laugh