Snapshoteye #9 Situation ongoing

[harleyqueen]

not gona lie, feeling a little dismayed I’ve been sitting in his requests for a while.. I mean I didn’t think I was particularly unattractive till now.. having said that, i’m brunette & over 30.. Is that where I’m going wrong??

I’m 28 and didn’t get accepted until I changed my picture to one of me when I was 16, I’m also a ginger so it helps that I died my hair blonde when I was 16... He’s very predictable.

 

[anonforever]

not gona lie, feeling a little dismayed I’ve been sitting in his requests for a while.. I mean I didn’t think I was particularly unattractive till now.. having said that, i’m brunette & over 30.. Is that where I’m going wrong??

You probably just give off strong independent woman vibes and we all know Paul detests that.

Wonder if he’s finally got his prized velvetiser back yet? I dunno why but it’s so revolting for a grown man to be this obsessed with hot chocolate, major ICK

 

[wineanddine]

My fiancé just said we should get a velvitizer and I said no because Paul, snapshoteye, 41 has tainted them for me. He just stood there like

Then he realised who I was talking about and said “oh not that see through pon”

 

[feeder]

I ain't gonna lie, but I haven't got a clue what a velvetiser is.

 

[Lillybee2020]

You probably just give off strong independent woman vibes and we all know Paul detests that.

Wonder if he’s finally got his prized velvetiser back yet? I dunno why but it’s so revolting for a grown man to be this obsessed with hot chocolate, major ICK

I don’t even know what a velvetiser is

I’d put my life on him building another relationship in his DM’s as we speak!
Wonder how Turbo Tina is coping without Paul, Snapshoteye, 41 in her life for over 24 hours!

 

[Smurfgirl]

My fiancé just said we should get a velvitizer and I said no because Paul, snapshoteye, 41 has tainted them for me. He just stood there like

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Then he realised who I was talking about and said “oh not that see through ponce”

That's how I feel about Carbonawa (Carbonara) now. It's permanently been removed from the menu at home

 

[Lillybee2020]

That's how I feel about Carbonawa (Carbonara) now. It's permanently been removed from the menu at home

I haven’t bought Dowitos in weeks!

 

[NannyNelly]

That's how I feel about Carbonawa (Carbonara) now. It's permanently been removed from the menu at home

Precisely why I'm having awabiata tonight

 

[potatoface431]

My 9 year old caught a glimpse of his live the other day and said, why’s that guys face so red and he seems weird

 

[YouGotRedOnYou]

I ain't gonna lie, but I haven't got a clue what a velvetiser is.

Something to do with hot chocolates. Basically, you buy it to lure young girls in.

 

[wtffff]

He’s probably gone to McDonald’s for a hot chocolate…. Can’t afford Costa anymore

 

[ChineseAlan]

Fleetwood Enforcers will be onto this guy next

I went on his live once, he immediately said my name, read out my bio, added me and then asked how old I was. I said 40, he thought I was much younger. Think I disappointed him, I just look young

 

[harleyqueen]

Something to do with hot chocolates. Basically, you buy it to lure young girls in.

Guys, I love you all but I’m not gonna stand for any velvetiser slander … it looks glorious. Also, I may be one of the girls that would be lured in by it, not gonna lie.

 

[honeyou]

He’s probably gone to McDonald’s for a hot chocolate…. Can’t afford Costa anymore

IT’S CAFE NERO !!!

seriously tho where is he, he was active yesterday…

also how did we get lucky enough to have such a bunch of hilarious people in these threads, honest to god u guys make me howl at the most stupid stuff

for example

Precisely why I'm having awabiata tonight

 

[alwayswatching3789]

Just a thought, let’s say Paul doesn’t come back within 30 days… does that mean the username Snapshoteye becomes available

 

[Lillybee2020]

Just a thought, let’s say Paul doesn’t come back within 30 days… does that mean the username Snapshoteye becomes available

YES! free ring light and velvetiser included!

 

[alwayswatching3789]

YES! free ring light and velvetiser included!

SOLD

 

[YouGotRedOnYou]

Can we start a sweepstake on when Pedalo Paul will next do a live and what platform? (Insta, tiktok etc).
Winner gets a ring light and a velvetiser.
I’ll keep track on my notes of everyone’s guess

 

[Dwightschrute]

For all you velvetiser fans you can get any milk frother and it does the same thing

 

[Gemgem88]

Sophie on her live said she still has the Velvetiser but not for long, it’s going soon.
So I’d say he has to pick it up at some point!
She joked and said she would buy one from tesco

Can we start a sweepstake on when Pedalo Paul will next do a live and what platform? (Insta, tiktok etc).
Winner gets a ring light and a velvetiser.
I’ll keep track on my notes of everyone’s guess

My guess is the 8th jan