God imagine giving up your house for a woman you’ve known weeks!!
Good luck with the house move, hope your anxiety keeps to a manageable level
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Good luck with the house move, hope your anxiety keeps to a manageable level
If you mixed the 3 films American Psycho, The Shining and Misery then you've got what living with Paul would be like 
Bugs life too maybeIf you mixed the 3 films American Psycho, The Shining and Misery then you've got what living with Paul would be like
hahaha nah this killed me
he’s on my boo boo boo boo What’s Paul doing, aggressively drinking lilt?
why hasn’t he accepted my follow requested the little wanker!
why hasn’t he accepted my follow requested the little wanker!
Paul Snapshoteye 41 is the type of bloke who turns up at your house when you’ve told him your having a girls night in.
He is also the type of bloke that buys you a fake rose from Poundland and a heart shaped cookie from Greggs for Valentine’s Day (8 year old vibes)
He’s the type of bloke when your out shopping you drive yourself mad thinking you’ve seen him out of the corner of your eye and dismiss it but he has followed you and your not mad.
He’s the type of bloke that texts your friends when you said you fancy a night in on your own, asking if he has upset you.
He’s the type of bloke that if he ever goes abroad he only eats chips
His idea of a date is to get the most out of his weekly bus rider and take you on various bus rides around Nott
He’s the type of bloke that cums in 2 mins flat and cries whilst telling you he’s in love with you.
He’s the type of bloke that stares at your with a psycho grin whilst your trying to watch corries and says ‘I can’t stop looking at you your amazing’
Paul is the type of bloke who turns into Linford Christie the minute he sees a bloke talking to you and puts his flaky arm around your shoulder to claim your his
He is also the type of bloke that buys you a fake rose from Poundland and a heart shaped cookie from Greggs for Valentine’s Day (8 year old vibes)
He’s the type of bloke when your out shopping you drive yourself mad thinking you’ve seen him out of the corner of your eye and dismiss it but he has followed you and your not mad.
He’s the type of bloke that texts your friends when you said you fancy a night in on your own, asking if he has upset you.
He’s the type of bloke that if he ever goes abroad he only eats chips
His idea of a date is to get the most out of his weekly bus rider and take you on various bus rides around Nott
He’s the type of bloke that cums in 2 mins flat and cries whilst telling you he’s in love with you.
He’s the type of bloke that stares at your with a psycho grin whilst your trying to watch corries and says ‘I can’t stop looking at you your amazing’
Paul is the type of bloke who turns into Linford Christie the minute he sees a bloke talking to you and puts his flaky arm around your shoulder to claim your his
Yes !! I remember this!!
In all honesty I think Sophie needs to be careful the guy clearly has issues and gives me stalker/if I can’t have you, no one can kinda vibes
There’s no such thing as an amicable break up with a guy like Paul. It’ll be even worse because of his following - you just know Sophie’s gonna be harassed by desperate old women screeching at her for “hurting the nice guy”. I don’t envy her right now, that’s for sure. 
I just want to personally thank all of you for making me laugh so much tonight 
Have you tried looking like a 16 year old girl?
it’s My next move!
No accept for me either I’m literally fuming I’m so damn invested in this tit show!
And his son got absolutely duck allHe got her an HnM voucher for Xmas
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