What a sad little life Paul, in your Dad’s bathroom making Tiktoks. Huge hugz eeeeee
to my fellow Nott’um laydeh
@unsociable for the thread title. I owe you a can of red stripe at Rescue Rooms.
Recap Piglets? Feel free to add anything I might have missed!
Paul is continuing to nonce about on IG live. A very young lady called “Leanne” is still joining him on IGlive, despite only being live to Turbo Tina and The Tattlers who have been granted access. Paul remains so far up his own arse that he’s yet to realise this and genuinely thinks he has fans.
Turbo Tina has is still ratting out Tattlers, so clearly has hit a cold spot in trying to find who the Zodiac Killer is. She tried to be smart by asking Tattlers to put
in Paul’s chat. Turbo Tina the Thicko.
Paul has quit tiktok. Wait nope, we are making videos but we are DEFINITELY not going live. Wait, is that James getting attention? “TINA DROP EVERYTHING, IM GOING LIVE” was the battle cry heard over Lincolnshire.
A great point raised by a Tattler is, what the fuck does Turbo Tina do all day?
Paul said that we all shouldn’t be fighting over him on here. I’m not sure where him or Tina are looking to be honest as everyone is bonding on who is going to ride James Morell’s face into battle first.
Paul was desperate for some Jaffa Cakes and Lilt; so he took one negative covid test, coughed so hard all his dandruff flakes went over Lincoln City Centre and thought “perfect, I’m off out”. I was personally FEWMIN.
Because the Life of Paul can’t get any stranger, it appears Frankie is a mod in his subscription live chat. Yes you read that right, Paul charges people to talk at him while he ignores them to headbang to Jason Mraz. Jury is still out whether it is Frankie, or is Turbo Tina getting some overtime in for the promise of a go on Paul’s flaky sausage roll?
What’s a Paul thread without a Sophie and Sharene update? Sophie is so dull that no one is mentioning her, meanwhile Sharene is quite literally calling him a pweirdo in her tiktok bio. Sharene is everyone on Tattle’s dream BFF, and I for one, is going to take her out to Squares in Nottingham town centre for a cheeky pitcher xoxo
Until next time, Hamlets.
this ham could have 10 million followers and never make money like all the other actual creators because no brand would ever want him as the face of anything. Unless its Spam...
and of course, for the rest of the hamily xoxo
) but I swear to god if I see Paul do the robot ever again I am going to buy some heroin and inject it into my actual eye balls and when my drug worker/helper man asks me why I've relapsed after all this time I shall show him Paul... do you all think he will he will understand? 
fan girl moment! 
