wineanddine
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This is how I imagine Tina the terror sits all day every day waiting for a Paul live.
- Notice
nurseren
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Ey up babz!
Polite warning from mods, can we not try and find out each other IG handles or guess who each other is on the live. It’s for our own safety and to keep this thread going!
Recap
@ownitbabs has provided the title this time as they threatened me with a chopper and a strawberry pencil
OH MY GOD SNAPSHOTEYE IS DEAD…! Nope, not dead dead you carrot, Paul is like a snake shedding his skin and is now Beautybeyondthe_eye. This means he can see beyond the beauty. But only beyond it if you’re 22, blonde and single.
Sharene appeared in the thread and promptly left as soon as she came. People are suspicious
Paul is going live on IG for several hours to cough and not reveal his location. However like a teenager, he has his dad come into the room at several points during the live to tell him he’s grounded until at least Thursday. So he’s at his Dad’s in Lincoln then.
Paul still has covid, and coughed so hard that he “ripped his goddamn jeans”. He needs to go back to Zara to return his jeans to the kids section, but apparently has no clue how to do this.
Paul’s IG lives once again consist of 18 people, 1 being Tina and 17 being tattlers. Everyone in the live appears to be from Nottingham and loves ham. He’s from Lincolnshire but keeps going into a forced Yorkshire accent. He keeps doing this fake Yorkshire accent so much that without my glasses on, I thought he was NannaBea. He is asking our ages, favourite crisps and where we like to be kissed. Yes, that’s as gross as it sounds. He is like a tramp on chips following people and asking people to message him.
Paul’s IG also shows that his life does revolve with being online as he’s never seen anything on Netflix or at the cinema and he doesn’t like most foods.
Paul has a memory of an old man and can’t keep up any form of conservation on lives unless he’s slagging off tattle. Speaking of old men, is he 45? 46? 74? Who knows.
Sophie is devoid of any personality but she has bought a new pair of trousers.
Pull up a chair, I’ve made some fresh ham cobs.
Polite warning from mods, can we not try and find out each other IG handles or guess who each other is on the live. It’s for our own safety and to keep this thread going!
Recap
@ownitbabs has provided the title this time as they threatened me with a chopper and a strawberry pencil
OH MY GOD SNAPSHOTEYE IS DEAD…! Nope, not dead dead you carrot, Paul is like a snake shedding his skin and is now Beautybeyondthe_eye. This means he can see beyond the beauty. But only beyond it if you’re 22, blonde and single.
Sharene appeared in the thread and promptly left as soon as she came. People are suspicious
Paul is going live on IG for several hours to cough and not reveal his location. However like a teenager, he has his dad come into the room at several points during the live to tell him he’s grounded until at least Thursday. So he’s at his Dad’s in Lincoln then.
Paul still has covid, and coughed so hard that he “ripped his goddamn jeans”. He needs to go back to Zara to return his jeans to the kids section, but apparently has no clue how to do this.
Paul’s IG lives once again consist of 18 people, 1 being Tina and 17 being tattlers. Everyone in the live appears to be from Nottingham and loves ham. He’s from Lincolnshire but keeps going into a forced Yorkshire accent. He keeps doing this fake Yorkshire accent so much that without my glasses on, I thought he was NannaBea. He is asking our ages, favourite crisps and where we like to be kissed. Yes, that’s as gross as it sounds. He is like a tramp on chips following people and asking people to message him.
Paul’s IG also shows that his life does revolve with being online as he’s never seen anything on Netflix or at the cinema and he doesn’t like most foods.
Paul has a memory of an old man and can’t keep up any form of conservation on lives unless he’s slagging off tattle. Speaking of old men, is he 45? 46? 74? Who knows.
Sophie is devoid of any personality but she has bought a new pair of trousers.
Pull up a chair, I’ve made some fresh ham cobs.
Summernights
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McBaldyCulkin
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WhamBamThankyouHam
Member
Ah my god he was making fanny jokes in his insta live just now and a lass said she had an ‘inny not an outy’ referring to her flaps, and he responded with ‘nom nom nom’
so now I’m over here hoping and praying my next breath is my last cos’ I can’t handle this vile world anymore
so now I’m over here hoping and praying my next breath is my last cos’ I can’t handle this vile world anymore
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hamhead2022
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Long time lurker… Had to make this account quick to give this info.
she’s from tattle for sure, she’s wearing a WEST HAM shirt
she’s from tattle for sure, she’s wearing a WEST HAM shirt
wineanddine
Chatty Member
Tina listening to his podcast 24/7.
wineanddine
Chatty Member
Tina watching herself getting ignored on the live
(I’m aware 80% of my comments are just memes soz I like memes)
(I’m aware 80% of my comments are just memes soz I like memes)
nurseren
VIP Member
RIGHT THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IM SAYING IT, PAUL HAS EITHER
NEVER EATEN PUSSY
OR
REFUSES TO DO IT
mrsgrinchhome
VIP Member
New thread title
Snapshoteye #16 You can change your name on Instagram, but you’ll always resemble a packet of ham
Snapshoteye #16 You can change your name on Instagram, but you’ll always resemble a packet of ham
HonestHotChoc
Active member
According to Paul, if you’re from Birmingham, anywhere up north or American then you’re uneducated and stupid. Those words came out of his mouth just now.
and don’t forget that came from the unemployed, uneducated, uncultured cretin. The hypocrisy.
and don’t forget that came from the unemployed, uneducated, uncultured cretin. The hypocrisy.
Blunderwoman
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Hi Hamlets, I had a close family bereavement this weekend and I’ve just smiled for the first time after catching up on the 20+ pages I’ve missed
Thanks xx
Thanks xx
YouGotRedOnYou
Chatty Member
Paul naps in jeans pass it on.
anonforever
Well-known member
I just showed my boyfriend Pauls latest tiktok and he goes “look at him in his dads bathroom with his iced gem hair” I CANT COPE OR BREATHE
alwayswatching3789
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Sorry this is all I could see when I saw that first picture 
poundpuppie
Active member
Believe me when I say this, but i wish my mind didn’t think like this as I’m scarred for life.
However I imagine Pools knob to be this colour but the same size as a cocktail sausage.
He is the type of bloke to ask you if it’s in yet.
When he kisses you his full mouth goes over yours and leaves you with the smell of his breath and a wet face.
His idea of foreplay is dry humping you for half an hour.
He has a 70s bush and leaves stray ginger pubes in your bed and all over your toilet seat.
Without a doubt he farts after sex
However I imagine Pools knob to be this colour but the same size as a cocktail sausage.
He is the type of bloke to ask you if it’s in yet.
When he kisses you his full mouth goes over yours and leaves you with the smell of his breath and a wet face.
His idea of foreplay is dry humping you for half an hour.
He has a 70s bush and leaves stray ginger pubes in your bed and all over your toilet seat.
Without a doubt he farts after sex
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Blunderwoman
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I just got muted in about 12 seconds because my account was called PAULS_SCAB
anonforever
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Tina counting the days Paul hasn’t called her “gorge”The way he calls her 'gorge'
and on to dating habits now
BigHugzBabz
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James is that you