Spoofersthelotofthem
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Secret to good skin is lack of alcohol you absolute dipso pain in the hole.
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JP Bangers
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“Hi, hi, wake up, wake up whatever your name is. It’s time to meet my sister and her husband for brunch”
surlook
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Can we knock this living difference on the head once and for all? She took multiple holidays over 4 and a half years before deciding to settle in London. While away all she ever did was drink and train. She cannot claim to have experienced the culture in any of the countries she travelled to.
When I started following her I honestly thought she had moved lock, stock and barrel to Bali years ago. Basically what she did was take holidays for about 2 to 4 months at a time. The longest she was away was about 7 months when Bali reopened after Covid and that was when she had a breakdown - probably because she was away for also long.
Also her carbon footprint
I appreciate this is very long but the bits in bold should give you the gist!
2017
In 2017 she did her bikini comp and took a fair few holidays. Life was good. Approx. 124 days out of Ireland – 43 of those were in Portugal so she “travelled” for approx. 71 days in 2017. 46 days in Thailand training with Titan Fitness Thailand. Hardly ground breaking but not a bad life.
17 March – Portugal for 4 weeks
Back in Ireland for 2 months with bikini comp on the 1st of May
16 May – Dubai - for one week.
5 June – Tenerife – for one week
15 June – Portugal with a “honey I’m home” post. Back in Ireland 5 days later.
13 July – Holiday in Croatia for 9 days - Ultra Europe, Split, City of Hvar, Zadar,
3 August – Portugal for one week
23 August – Nice (with Hollie Campbell) for a week visiting Monaco, Cannes
3 October – leaves Dublin for Thailand
11 – Phuket for 5 days
16 – Ko Phi Phi for 3 days
19 – Koh Sumui for 3 days
22 – back to Phuket for 3 days
26 October – Abu Dhabi for 3 days
30 October back in Dublin talking about creating a life you don’t need a holiday from.
6 November – a week in Fuerteventura sponsored by Ryanair, she says a week but she’s back in Dublin on the 11th.
11 November – same day she’s back in Portugal for 3 days.
4 December – Thailand with titanfitnessthailand for 19 days
23 December – back home – post about being a homebird
2018
In 2018 she was doing great. She was invited to speak at lots of events including Balance Expo INEC Killarney. She had lots of ad posts and ambassador deals with high profile companies. She was invited to EP and other festivals with these brands. Her career was taking off. She might have really made a name for herself as a coach here if she had stayed.
22 January – Portugal for 2 days to check out the venue for her first retreat.
2 Feb – Phuket – 44 days away including 3 days in Singapore, Cambodia and 4 days in Dubai. (Hegarty makes her first appearance on this trip)
19 March – back in Dublin
30 March – Portugal for her wellness retreat – 9 days
17 April – Phuket for one month. Back in Dublin on the 18th of May.
20 July – Portugal for 4 days
24 August – Stockholm for 4 days
Great start to the year – her own wellness retreat, 6 weeks in SEA, and a trip to Sweden by herself. Now this is where I think it all started to go wrong.
8 September – Met Sonny at a CrossFit event in N. Ireland and booked flights to Ibiza the next day– Ibiza – 3 days.
15 September – Bristol with Sonny for 3 days. Talks about this being her last weekend in Europe?
22 September – leaves for Thailand – 9 days
1 October – Arrives in Bali – 39 days.
9 November - Australia for 3 weeks
10 November – photo with James Smith, Diren and an unimpressed-looking Sonny (did she follow him there?)
1 December – back in Bali for 8 days
9 December – video surprising her Mam back in Dublin. - 2.5 months away
25 December – post about Thailand I’m coming home!
So in 2018, our mad traveller spent 44 days away at the start of the year and then a trip away at the end of the year for approx. 11 weeks taking in Thailand for 9 days, Bali for 39 days, Australia for 3 weeks and back to Bali for 8 days. She spent about half the year in Ireland
2019
This seems to be the year that she took the plunge and went away for a few months at a time – approx. 8 months of the year away with 3 trips back to Ireland.
13 Jan – Phuket
9 Feb - Bali
7 April – Phuket
15 April –UAE
21 April = back in Dublin – Just over 3 months away
10 days in Ireland
1 May – Portugal - 3 weeks in Spain/ Portugal
21 May – back to Ireland
6 weeks in Ireland with 12 days away - Wales for 2 days, Marbella for Leanne’s wedding – 5 days, Croatia for Ultra Europe – 5 days
8 August – Bali 4 months
6 December – home
Back in Ireland for Christmas – no idea where she calling home at this point!
2020
2020 got off to a great start – South Africa, Mexico, Bali then Covid hit.
16 Jan – South Africa with her family – 12 days
30 Jan – Mexico – 2 weeks
15 Feb – Bali – post about it being good to be home
22 March – back home covid – 35 days
5 months in Ireland
20 August – Portugal – nearly 2 months
14 October – Bali – honey I’m home post.
2021
Jan – still in Bali – Nearly 7 months
5 May – Portugal – surprise video for sister 30th – 1 month
6 June – Moves to London to start her hot girl summer – 76 days
15 Aug – holiday to Croatia – 2 weeks
1 Sept – back in Dublin
2 Sept – holiday to France – 5 days
27 Sept – back to Bali – 77 days
14 December – Dublin for a month
2022
11 Jan – back to Bali – 3 months
– another honey I’m home post
30 April – back to Dublin
5 May – trip to Paris – 2 days
9 May – Portugal for 4 weeks
17 June – The big move to London
16 November – The infamous holiday to UAE with the family – 8 days
Had she stayed in Ireland with the likes of Leanne she could have her own gym by now and be a respected coach in Ireland. Instead, she followed stupid people like Sinead and James Smith and forgot how to do basic things like meal prep and sweep the floor. Now she is back in Ireland trying to rebuild her reputation. She is not getting invited to coaching events and instead is leveraging her following for the influencer market - two very different careers.
When I started following her I honestly thought she had moved lock, stock and barrel to Bali years ago. Basically what she did was take holidays for about 2 to 4 months at a time. The longest she was away was about 7 months when Bali reopened after Covid and that was when she had a breakdown - probably because she was away for also long.
Also her carbon footprint
I appreciate this is very long but the bits in bold should give you the gist!
2017
In 2017 she did her bikini comp and took a fair few holidays. Life was good. Approx. 124 days out of Ireland – 43 of those were in Portugal so she “travelled” for approx. 71 days in 2017. 46 days in Thailand training with Titan Fitness Thailand. Hardly ground breaking but not a bad life.
17 March – Portugal for 4 weeks
Back in Ireland for 2 months with bikini comp on the 1st of May
16 May – Dubai - for one week.
5 June – Tenerife – for one week
15 June – Portugal with a “honey I’m home” post. Back in Ireland 5 days later.
13 July – Holiday in Croatia for 9 days - Ultra Europe, Split, City of Hvar, Zadar,
3 August – Portugal for one week
23 August – Nice (with Hollie Campbell) for a week visiting Monaco, Cannes
3 October – leaves Dublin for Thailand
11 – Phuket for 5 days
16 – Ko Phi Phi for 3 days
19 – Koh Sumui for 3 days
22 – back to Phuket for 3 days
26 October – Abu Dhabi for 3 days
30 October back in Dublin talking about creating a life you don’t need a holiday from.
6 November – a week in Fuerteventura sponsored by Ryanair, she says a week but she’s back in Dublin on the 11th.
11 November – same day she’s back in Portugal for 3 days.
4 December – Thailand with titanfitnessthailand for 19 days
23 December – back home – post about being a homebird
2018
In 2018 she was doing great. She was invited to speak at lots of events including Balance Expo INEC Killarney. She had lots of ad posts and ambassador deals with high profile companies. She was invited to EP and other festivals with these brands. Her career was taking off. She might have really made a name for herself as a coach here if she had stayed.
22 January – Portugal for 2 days to check out the venue for her first retreat.
2 Feb – Phuket – 44 days away including 3 days in Singapore, Cambodia and 4 days in Dubai. (Hegarty makes her first appearance on this trip)
19 March – back in Dublin
30 March – Portugal for her wellness retreat – 9 days
17 April – Phuket for one month. Back in Dublin on the 18th of May.
20 July – Portugal for 4 days
24 August – Stockholm for 4 days
Great start to the year – her own wellness retreat, 6 weeks in SEA, and a trip to Sweden by herself. Now this is where I think it all started to go wrong.
8 September – Met Sonny at a CrossFit event in N. Ireland and booked flights to Ibiza the next day– Ibiza – 3 days.
15 September – Bristol with Sonny for 3 days. Talks about this being her last weekend in Europe?
22 September – leaves for Thailand – 9 days
1 October – Arrives in Bali – 39 days.
9 November - Australia for 3 weeks
10 November – photo with James Smith, Diren and an unimpressed-looking Sonny (did she follow him there?)
1 December – back in Bali for 8 days
9 December – video surprising her Mam back in Dublin. - 2.5 months away
25 December – post about Thailand I’m coming home!
So in 2018, our mad traveller spent 44 days away at the start of the year and then a trip away at the end of the year for approx. 11 weeks taking in Thailand for 9 days, Bali for 39 days, Australia for 3 weeks and back to Bali for 8 days. She spent about half the year in Ireland
2019
This seems to be the year that she took the plunge and went away for a few months at a time – approx. 8 months of the year away with 3 trips back to Ireland.
13 Jan – Phuket
9 Feb - Bali
7 April – Phuket
15 April –UAE
21 April = back in Dublin – Just over 3 months away
10 days in Ireland
1 May – Portugal - 3 weeks in Spain/ Portugal
21 May – back to Ireland
6 weeks in Ireland with 12 days away - Wales for 2 days, Marbella for Leanne’s wedding – 5 days, Croatia for Ultra Europe – 5 days
8 August – Bali 4 months
6 December – home
Back in Ireland for Christmas – no idea where she calling home at this point!
2020
2020 got off to a great start – South Africa, Mexico, Bali then Covid hit.
16 Jan – South Africa with her family – 12 days
30 Jan – Mexico – 2 weeks
15 Feb – Bali – post about it being good to be home
22 March – back home covid – 35 days
5 months in Ireland
20 August – Portugal – nearly 2 months
14 October – Bali – honey I’m home post.
2021
Jan – still in Bali – Nearly 7 months
5 May – Portugal – surprise video for sister 30th – 1 month
6 June – Moves to London to start her hot girl summer – 76 days
15 Aug – holiday to Croatia – 2 weeks
1 Sept – back in Dublin
2 Sept – holiday to France – 5 days
27 Sept – back to Bali – 77 days
14 December – Dublin for a month
2022
11 Jan – back to Bali – 3 months
– another honey I’m home post
30 April – back to Dublin
5 May – trip to Paris – 2 days
9 May – Portugal for 4 weeks
17 June – The big move to London
16 November – The infamous holiday to UAE with the family – 8 days
Had she stayed in Ireland with the likes of Leanne she could have her own gym by now and be a respected coach in Ireland. Instead, she followed stupid people like Sinead and James Smith and forgot how to do basic things like meal prep and sweep the floor. Now she is back in Ireland trying to rebuild her reputation. She is not getting invited to coaching events and instead is leveraging her following for the influencer market - two very different careers.
influencethis6
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crankypants13
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*Ned drinks tea, so now I do too. I even got us a set of mugs and they are sooooo cute. SOH + NF 4EVA
*I’m sure the landlord won’t mind that I’ve carved our initials into the table where we drink our tea. It’s true love! I’m going to use my actuary skills to work out the % success of our relationship using our names. I bet it’ll be 110%
*I wonder if James Smith is regretting not being “The Man Behind The Bump”. Maybe I never really made it clear that I fancied him
instaknobs
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forgotmyacc
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This thread is about Siobhan. No one else.
The reason it's mentioned she's alone is because she pretends or alludes to the fact that she is with people when she isn't.
I spend the majority of my time alone. I've a 17 year old with special needs and while he was growing up I was never really able to make friends or hang on to people because they were all doing different things and I couldn't join in or keep up. Now it's either me and him off doing things or just me.
You'd be surprised how many grown up ladies are in the same boat.
Absolutely nothing wrong with being alone. Where it becomes weird is when you are a grown ass woman pretending you have an ocean of mates and an ocean of furnace sign ups and there's no one there.
Defo_Not_Shiv
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Watch her getting salty cos someone said they're on the same timeline re their pregnancies "I didn't give out my due date"
No you didn't shiv but you did pinpoint the exact night you had your ONS, maybe that girl knows she conceived around then too
doesn't take an acturist to work it out.
No you didn't shiv but you did pinpoint the exact night you had your ONS, maybe that girl knows she conceived around then too
doesn't take an acturist to work it out.Why do fitness guys try to squeeze themselves into the smallest possible formal trousers/suits?
Slim-fit I completely get (if you can pull it off). About-to-Burst-fit not so much.
Definitely not together then, if SOH is at home making a home-made spice bag in the pearse street flat while Ned is off on his own at a wedding
Slim-fit I completely get (if you can pull it off). About-to-Burst-fit not so much.
Definitely not together then, if SOH is at home making a home-made spice bag in the pearse street flat while Ned is off on his own at a wedding
Leopardqueen
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Thuindéir-cúint mór
LetsCallEmOut
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I’ve genuinely forgotten that his name isn’t actually Ned.
CreepinItReal
Active member
You were home for Easter last year you fucking gobshite! You just don't remember because you got pissed on the plane.
And when asked by Sinead was it good to be home you replied "It's cold."
(the only reason I remember this is because it was one of my first posts on here)
And when asked by Sinead was it good to be home you replied "It's cold."
(the only reason I remember this is because it was one of my first posts on here)
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Londoncailín
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The baby will be called ‘The Proclamation of Independence’ O’ Hagan.
It's middle names will be ‘Tricolour’ and ‘Press’ (that's cupboard for all of you plebs)
It's middle names will be ‘Tricolour’ and ‘Press’ (that's cupboard for all of you plebs)
surlook
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This shite gives me the rage. You'd swear she has been living in Bali for the last decade not visiting there for a few months at a time and then coming back to Ireland for a while. She is such a Walter Mitty. She really does believe this fake life she has invented, doesn't she?