Londoncailín
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SOH #33: Leathertits, the furnace is in bits. Uber crash survivor, down to her last fiver.
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Ahsurelookit
Chatty Member
There ye go, fixed that for you Siobh Siobh
Defo_Not_Shiv
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I can’t wait for tomorrows email and how she can his crash all about her
.Something came over me and I had to help.
I threw my drink at Sinead and I raced down the steps shouting to the Marshals “I’m an online fitness influencer. I can provide him with aid”. It took me time to get down the steps though. There was a lot of them and I was out of breath.
They tried stopping me. Thinking I was one of those crazed protesters (Me foaming at the mouth probably didn’t help - but I was too excited).
It got me thinking (as the race marshals had me pinned to the chain fence) - was I put on this earth to help others or am I just too involved?
enough of that - I dunno if the driver is alive or not. After they let me go I had to get another drink. 2 mins without, I was nearly ready to sniff the cars petrol tank to get a buzz.
Anyway - that trip broke the bank card again - apparently AIB didn’t think an F1 weekend was classed as a business expense. So click here to sign up to the furnace.
Siobhan “drive to survive became popular after I said I watched it” O’Hagan
Ahsurelookit
Chatty Member
She literally looks like an anemic penis in a black condom.
Isthisinstagram
Active member
Siobhs 1on1 session plan:
-7x3 Eating magnums
-5x3 Calling AIB customer support.
-8x3 Insistent ramblings about how you're definitely living your best life right now.
-5x3 Stalking Diren around London.
-8x4 Using an airfryer.
-7x3 Tagging F1 racing drivers in storys.
-6x3 Telling people you got 500 points in the leaving.
-6x3 Browsing dominos family deals.
-7x3 Eating magnums
-5x3 Calling AIB customer support.
-8x3 Insistent ramblings about how you're definitely living your best life right now.
-5x3 Stalking Diren around London.
-8x4 Using an airfryer.
-7x3 Tagging F1 racing drivers in storys.
-6x3 Telling people you got 500 points in the leaving.
-6x3 Browsing dominos family deals.
Sparklelife2304
Well-known member
Living in London pretending she’s thriving, but very soon she’ll be 9-5ing
Sparklelife2304
Well-known member
pOHached egg, hollow leg, off to London to get impregCan we please work "pOHached eggs" into the next thread title?
Sat here like an idiot waiting for the cattle to boil. I mean poach…
Londoncailín
VIP Member
Who in their right mind would follow this one for ‘cooking ideas’. It's two boiled eggs on toast, love. Hardly groundbreaking.
Forget Masterchef.
We now have Mastershiv.
Forget Masterchef.
We now have Mastershiv.
Swordshead
Well-known member
I don't know where to start with that video it was a rambling mess. 
Long waffly story short is she's basically backtracking on everything she's been pontificating about for the last few years. She wants to find the 'meaning of life' now go on dates, do BJJ, settle for a year+ in London... basically Bali has lost its magic and she now wants security. LOL! The girl is nuts. Everything she said she 'valued' are now not her values anymore, she basically thought she knew everything but realises she knows nothing but don't forget she's 'always learning' 
Long waffly story short is she's basically backtracking on everything she's been pontificating about for the last few years. She wants to find the 'meaning of life' now go on dates, do BJJ, settle for a year+ in London... basically Bali has lost its magic and she now wants security. LOL! The girl is nuts. Everything she said she 'valued' are now not her values anymore, she basically thought she knew everything but realises she knows nothing but don't forget she's 'always learning'
Ahsurelookit
Chatty Member
Survival mode is an adaptive response of the human body to help us survive danger and stress.
This is how far removed from reality this skidmark is. Imagine actually saying the phrase "survival mode" out loud and actually believing that's what you've been doing.
Above is a google search definition of what survival mode is.
Leathertits definition - successfully flying from Bali to Dublin (in first class) whilst managing to secure a 4 star hotel in Galway for a week (definitely discounted), whilst guzzling countless margaritas, bottles of wine, greasy shitty food and the occasional stretch. So many social events to get fuck faced at - head to London on a (no doubt) all expense paid trip, sponge off someone I've leached off for a free bed. Wander around the city without a care in the world whilst telling people this is "the norm".
Imagine someone looking at her stories that actually IS in survival mode, struggling to pay bills...look after their kids...cope with mental health issues.
She's truly the worst of the worst.
I'd pay someone ten grand to rob her phone and delete her page.
This is how far removed from reality this skidmark is. Imagine actually saying the phrase "survival mode" out loud and actually believing that's what you've been doing.
Above is a google search definition of what survival mode is.
Leathertits definition - successfully flying from Bali to Dublin (in first class) whilst managing to secure a 4 star hotel in Galway for a week (definitely discounted), whilst guzzling countless margaritas, bottles of wine, greasy shitty food and the occasional stretch. So many social events to get fuck faced at - head to London on a (no doubt) all expense paid trip, sponge off someone I've leached off for a free bed. Wander around the city without a care in the world whilst telling people this is "the norm".
Imagine someone looking at her stories that actually IS in survival mode, struggling to pay bills...look after their kids...cope with mental health issues.
She's truly the worst of the worst.
I'd pay someone ten grand to rob her phone and delete her page.
So she’s realised settling down and having a partner might actually be kinda nice. How mortifying for her to find she’s just like everyone else.
I had to laugh at the bit where she said living in Bali was being ‘so deep in another culture’. The only reason she was there was to socialise with white social media influencers. She did everything she could to avoid the local culture.
I had to laugh at the bit where she said living in Bali was being ‘so deep in another culture’. The only reason she was there was to socialise with white social media influencers. She did everything she could to avoid the local culture.
Any longtime followers should give it a watch because it’s absolute gold. She’s trying to save face but it’s so transparent and proves every theory posted her for the last 12 months.
- The furnace is 100% fucked which is the real trigger for all this but it would have happened eventually anyway.
- She resents all the sexy young ones taking her beloved Bali
- she is very lonely and now wants a husband and to love a child
-she’s not productive in Bali (who knew?!)
- she wants a mundane life because you can find purpose there and the meaning of life!!
I could go on but bottom line, the gravy train has derailed. This is going to be a tough transition for her. She could be back in an office soon and it’ll be like the last few years of permanent holidays never happened! Rip Avicii, looks like you could not be the one to set her free after all!
- The furnace is 100% fucked which is the real trigger for all this but it would have happened eventually anyway.
- She resents all the sexy young ones taking her beloved Bali
- she is very lonely and now wants a husband and to love a child
-she’s not productive in Bali (who knew?!)
- she wants a mundane life because you can find purpose there and the meaning of life!!
I could go on but bottom line, the gravy train has derailed. This is going to be a tough transition for her. She could be back in an office soon and it’ll be like the last few years of permanent holidays never happened! Rip Avicii, looks like you could not be the one to set her free after all!
forgotmyacc
VIP Member
Jesus lads her saying " survival mode " yesterday really pissed me off.
She really should pay attention to what she's actually saying. So many people struggling financially at the moment. They are in survival mode.
I know so many people during the pandemic who were caring for disabled adults with no help or support. Survival mode.
People on desperate waiting lists for mental health services. Survival mode.
This list is endless, I could go on all day.
Christ she is an arsehole.
She really should pay attention to what she's actually saying. So many people struggling financially at the moment. They are in survival mode.
I know so many people during the pandemic who were caring for disabled adults with no help or support. Survival mode.
People on desperate waiting lists for mental health services. Survival mode.
This list is endless, I could go on all day.
Christ she is an arsehole.
watermelon91
Member
Moved to London, still dodging tax, need a man, but it’s a good year since my wax.
Isthisinstagram
Active member
Thanks to @LetsCallEmOut for the thread suggestion.
A recap:
Shiv continues to try insist that drinking and eating yourself into oblivion whilst hanging aroung with people 10 years your junior is definitely an ideal lifestyle for someone in there mid 30's that us plebs would never understand.
Altough it looks like her life is going downhill we wouldn't know anything as we were never actuarys that got 500 points in the leaving. (If you are an actuary that got 500 points in the leaving please contact me and share the wisdom that you have).
If you need reaffirmations of this just check her Instagram stories on any day of the week where she will project how great and amazing her life is, despite it obviously getting more and more desperate.
Some highlights included:
-Going to her "favourite" cousins wedding in that tacky green dress that looks like in was ordered at Shein
-Getting the bus to Galway doing yoga, drinking and eating pizza alone in her room (depite the hotel having a gym).
-Being the token plus sized model for a MP photoshoot.
-She's now in London doing the exact same things she does in Dublin expect I guess theres less people she knows who can see how downhill her life is going.
On top of this there was the usual behaviour you'd expect from Siobhan.
-Her bank card got blocked. (damn AIB why must they block her card 18 times a year)
-She complained about her weight gain but also said that it wasn't important.
-Theres limited spaces in furnace for an unlimited amount of people.
-She continued her valiant quest to drink every drop of alcohol currently in circulation.
A recap:
Shiv continues to try insist that drinking and eating yourself into oblivion whilst hanging aroung with people 10 years your junior is definitely an ideal lifestyle for someone in there mid 30's that us plebs would never understand.
Altough it looks like her life is going downhill we wouldn't know anything as we were never actuarys that got 500 points in the leaving. (If you are an actuary that got 500 points in the leaving please contact me and share the wisdom that you have).
If you need reaffirmations of this just check her Instagram stories on any day of the week where she will project how great and amazing her life is, despite it obviously getting more and more desperate.
Some highlights included:
-Going to her "favourite" cousins wedding in that tacky green dress that looks like in was ordered at Shein
-Getting the bus to Galway doing yoga, drinking and eating pizza alone in her room (depite the hotel having a gym).
-Being the token plus sized model for a MP photoshoot.
-She's now in London doing the exact same things she does in Dublin expect I guess theres less people she knows who can see how downhill her life is going.
On top of this there was the usual behaviour you'd expect from Siobhan.
-Her bank card got blocked. (damn AIB why must they block her card 18 times a year)
-She complained about her weight gain but also said that it wasn't important.
-Theres limited spaces in furnace for an unlimited amount of people.
-She continued her valiant quest to drink every drop of alcohol currently in circulation.
Ahsurelookit
Chatty Member
People are saying they’re boiled eggs, because they fucking are boiled eggs, you overgrown ginger tampon.
Honestly think she’s one of the most annoying human beings on the internet
Honestly think she’s one of the most annoying human beings on the internet
WhittlingIhopMonkey
VIP Member
Can we please work "pOHached eggs" into the next thread title?