Siobhan O'Hagan #23 The ghost of fitness past

[Sparklelife2304]

Thread Title Suggestion: “Spreading Covid from a rented beemer, no-one is safe from Shiv the Redeemer”

 

[Princess Baskin]

Shivs is the type of girl who would unplug a life support machine to charge her phone.

The level of selfishness that she operates at is shocking.

 

[Lalalano]

Here you go

 

[brandambassador]

Miss her morning coffee thoughts so much. Can't cope. HOW WILL WE KNOW WHAT INSIGHTFUL THOUGHTS SHE HAS NOW!!??

hope you are ok. Look she sent me her morning coffee thoughts and I’ll break GDPR to share them cos you’re struggling.

1. I had forgotten how cold dublin is in December. Drinking whiskey is the only way to warm up. I read a book (did I mention that I read?) once that said cold hearts feel the cold more. Maybe that’s why I’m single BY CHOICE

2. I wonder have the tattlers guessed I’m a close contact or I have symptoms? They would be really mad if they heard I paid for a private bed in a nursing home and kicked an old person out. But that old person will be grateful that I am young and was able to recover. They are old and at least have lived a long life. #grateful

3. I can’t help but feel sorry for my old friends Leanne Moore and Jane Inglot. They are both married now AND both have kids and 9-5 jobs. They are obviously deeply unhappy and jealous of me so that’s why they haven’t met up with me this Christmas

 

[brandambassador]

Morning Coffee thoughts 31.12.2021

1. I have gotten away with flying back to Bali to escape lockdown and longer isolation. I’m so clever from my leaving cert maths, I was able to calculate the number of days early (10-7=3) that I had to leave by to succeed. I paid for first class obviously so I had no choice but to record it because you don’t fly first class and not talk about it.

2. I have a cough, a temperature, runny nose. I know some will say it’s covid, but there is one symptom that has caused me to think I am near death. I have lost my sense of taste and smell of dominoes pizza. Death is obviously imminent I cannot live like this.

3. Might fly home to Dublin to surprise the fam for little womens Christmas on the 6th

xx

 

[HappyMum44]

I am absolutely speechless . Obviously we dont share much in here but I'm a tester . So this scumbag thinks it's OK to rock up and put people at risk knowing full well she was positive!!!! I've had the day from hell and to read this is just ..... I have no words to describe it ....

 

[Londoncailín]

Does she think she's Carrie Bradshaw writing these emails. What the actual fuck!!!!

If Shiv was Carrie Bradshaw the show should be renamed ‘Absolutely no sex and the city’

 

[forgotmyacc]

Christ she is such a fucking c u next Tuesday.

Tells half a story in such a dismissive tone and then

Don't message me don't message I'm sick talking about it.

So when did you test positive shiv?

Wad that walk in Sandymount a lie ?

You rocked up to randox knowing you were positive, putting their staff at risk in the hopes you would somehow beat the system and leave the country ?

How many people did you infect with your bar hopping ?

Why the elaborate story about flights being too expensive this week ????

Joke of a woman.

 

[brandambassador]

Well greetings from hospital my tattlers. Got an infection on my colostomy bag site and the antibiotic I got from south doc over Christmas didn’t work so I need 3-4 days of IV antibiotics. Trying to dodge covid while I’m here and the staff are under so much pressure for staff shortages I feel bad for them but I have to be here. Anyway, really makes you see how not funny covid is - siobhan you were never asked to work in a hospital, be a front liner, or anything like that. You were asked to respect the rules of the different countries you legged it too or from, and instead you just partied your way around them. You can’t even say you’ve covid now because you know well in your situation it possible could have been avoided - not like others. Your selfishness knows no bounds and look at you now. In an air B and B ordering food online. Not a single sole friend you can be honest with to drop you over groceries. Living differently my arse.

 

[Londoncailín]

The number one thing Siobhan read in 2021 was tattle

 

[econgirl]

The advice from Randox:
"If you or a member of the party intending to have an appointment have confirmed positive for COVID-19 in the last 10 days or are currently in isolation, you/they cannot attend appointment.

If you have symptoms of COVID-19 do not attend your appointment. Please follow local government guidelines."

Randox Health

booking.randox.ie

 

[brandambassador]

if they swabbed her sweaty crotch not only would they find covid, they’d find shergar, cornflakes from 1990 & some grease off a 2018 gojek burger. She’s lucky if it’s just covid & she also manifested it by wishing she had covid Christmas Eve. Cos you know, avicci and stuff

 

[brandambassador]

OH-MICRON

 

[Hairylairy]

Siobhan is not about image & materialism, she is happy to live differently and doesn't need things. That's Siobhan with the boob job, hair extensions, first class flights, every apple bit of technology going, apartment in gcd and the rental bmw.

 

[Londoncailín]

What this absolute cretin has done is nothing short of reckless behaviour. The number of people she deliberately and knowingly exposed herself to, while she was fully aware she had tested positive, is indeed a new low, even for her. Then to come on her stories and have the audacity to casually drop it into her stories after reading out jokes from a penguin bar wrapper. I can't even comprehend the words I have just typed.

 

[mrsbinfield]

She’s just so unlikable … shiv we see you . Hiding away probably positive. Why don’t you come out and say it? It’s definitely not because of shame , but she should ashamed. She was fortunate enough to see her family for Christmas but instead went about with any rent a friend and now in this predicament.
The country’s in a dark place , our partners / friends/ family can’t see this year with depression/ anxiety. We’re finding it hard to keep it together. Keep blaming aib, test centres , airports , regulations for your troubles , it’s karma coming for you - we wish you would learn from it . You won’t , but we wish you would .
I’m up now , heading in to work , massive anxiety today but we shall have a spoon of instant , put my pants on and crack on with it .
Happy new year everyone ! Thanks for opening my eyes to these fake lifestyles I once envied x

 

[Peanutandraisin]

So a timeline of Siobhan's covid journey:
Before Christmas, returns from Bali, doesn't stay long with her parents in Swords, because she has to decamp to a soulless short term rental in Grand Canal Dock #lIvInGDiFfErEnTlY (#humblebrag look how much money I have even after flying business class).

Spent the week leading up to Christmas out meeting random people (#BFFs4eva) and accosting poor Joe Canning in pubs for selfies #forTheGram. No consideration given for others personal space or any news of Omicron - sorry forgot that covid doesn't exist in Siobhan's world. Evidenced by her being maskless in a taxi and pulling off her teeth whitening strips.

Even though she had ran from Swords as fast as she could on arrival (only there to do a Daniel Wellington ad and show us her old lady hands), we did get some limited interactions with peanut and raisin, she went and fleeced the Hair Lounge for hair removal, and had nights out and casino nights in with the fam out there.

She took a "break" from Insta then just before. Christmas while claiming to have a negative antigen after all her gallivanting. However the gallivanting didn't stop as she got lost in Samdymount on a walk and shared a snap of eggs in 3FE.

NYE and Siobh was still MIA, until she tweeted Randox looking for the results of her test to fly back to Bali. She said into their DMs to complain about their lousy service, and #humblebrag shared her PJs from Qatar while in an Airbnb in Drumcondra. Because of Randox not getting her results back to her, and how expensive the flights were and PCR availability the next week, she had to really push her flight out. She also showed us a banana as proof she doesn't just eat shit food.
Then this week she posted 3 negative antigen tests, and was free and outside the next day.

Rented a car, a 211 BMW 3 series #humblebrag. She is back to showing us punishment workouts, and sent our her daily (every 2 months) email which was a takedown of her so called best friend, and signed it off with her first acknowledgement of her positive status.

Then last night she came on her stories and said she knew she was positive when she went for her test with Randox, but they didn't know (even though Randox site CLEARLY says do not attend if you have symptoms or known positive). But don't come at her with covid questions as you will get blocked and she doesn't care.

Anything I missed?

 

[I got up at 5am]

Manifesting is shite. I will agree with her on that. Sinead is a con woman, out and out con woman. She has no qualifications and is full of shit. Their friendship is fake but we already knew that but let’s not make Sinead into some hero type character here because we all dislike Shiv.

 

[Joe2835]

Why is she still blaming Randox?
Why is she doing CrossFit straight after having had Covid?
Why does she post passive aggressive messages?
Why isn't she at her parents house?
Why is she bragging by photo about a rental car?
Why does she think that lounging by a pool in Bali is "living differently"?
Why with an actuarial science degree did she end up working in recruitment?
Why doesn't she have a fella?
Why does she always play with her hair when she's lying?

So many questions Shiv so few answers.

 

[Londoncailín]

Well get a reel of her travels back featuring her getting plastered in presecco with each flight, the usual photo of the passport and ended with a massive belly flop

Actual footage of Shiv the Redeemer preparing to ‘dive’ into the water.