Well done to @ZedsDead for this thread's new title, I love it 

One of Airdrie's most ignorant, lazy and selfish women is still up to her old tricks; phoning in sick then filming herself out and about and stuffing her face with takeaways, papping Lola to Margaret's for the weekend so she can fill her cup, posting the most boring content imagineable and just being an insufferable selfish see you next Tuesday.
One of Airdrie's most ignorant, lazy and selfish women is still up to her old tricks; phoning in sick then filming herself out and about and stuffing her face with takeaways, papping Lola to Margaret's for the weekend so she can fill her cup, posting the most boring content imagineable and just being an insufferable selfish see you next Tuesday.