simply_stephjoy26 #3 desperate to be an instamum, gifting prints of her baby’s bum

[WhatABore]

What has she done to the kids hair

 

[Beanpop442]

What has she done to the kids hair

Stop it! that’s an accurate representation of how my life is holding together lol

 

[Flip&Flop]

Well, there's tonight's nightmare sorted

 

[Hatefake]

Wow Steph

Life is really stressful working and being a mum…. So she adds trying for a baby into the mix

Thinks she’s not conceiving due to weigh gain but she’s not exactly massive.

Trying for a baby but joining slimming world…

Make it make sense Steph

 

[WhatABore]

Hi Steph

 

[Flip&Flop]

I think it would take a LOT for them to split up. Unless she's trying to get divorced before the sister so she can say she did it first

 

[Flip&Flop]

They always do. JSG where you at

Towers has got to be my fave, Steph was right up his hoop at one point

 

[aalmaalm]

Not the flowers sellotaped to the wall for a photo shoot

 

[WhatABore]

Why is she putting so much pressure on herself? Working 7.00-5.30 with a toddler? Why does she do such long days??

Then saying how she is going to the gym on her lunch breaks...then having to shag the flesh eater after all that

She won't keep it up as well as dieting, so she'll fail and be miserable all over again

Guess she's got to pay off all the things they keep spending money on!

 

[aalmaalm]

She still hasn’t found a toothbrush is see

 

[Flip&Flop]

Hi Steph

Wonder how many children he terrified whilst he was there

 

[ChubClubThug]

That baby is the double of the flesh eater

He's foul. The thought of these pair bumping uglies to make a sprog makes me dry wretch

 

[Hatefake]

Been diagnosed with looking like her parents the poor thing that’s about it

Has that child been diagnosed with any medical conditions? Her ear looks so strange

 

[instamumsaredaft]

I'm sure she was crying about lack of money not that long ago and now they are getting a new bathroom!

 

[Flip&Flop]

That poor baby is starting to resemble the unfortunate looking dad more and more!

You mean wish Ed sheeran?

 

[Notforthegram]

Twins

 

[Flip&Flop]

I'm sorry but if you've got an elderly relative so ill thay they're hospitalised then why on earth are you taking your child to crawl all over them?!

 

[missbct]

Well fuck me that’s my nightmares sorted for tonight

 

[aalmaalm]

And the 2 cars they bought not long ago too!

Fucking hell remember the whole garage shit that went on and on and on and onnnnnnnn

 

[beaniebobble]

I wish she’d not wear that chalky, white and thick makeup. She’d look so much better with some blush and bronzer.