Simone Anderson

[heyhoney]

Ugh ofcourse she wouldn’t dare buy any colorful hot wheels - live a little Simone!

 

[rheanna231]

I still cant believe shes 30 lmao i screenshot her pic and sent it to my partner and asked how old do u think she is. And he said "55" Bahahahaha omg simone whatever botox ure injecting is not working hun

 

[snarkersusie]

This trip looks almost as boring as their Queenstown trip.

 

[usemycode]

5 a day deleted their Twitter profile cause people were questioning why they would work with her! Not the best exercise in PR from them after the terrible responses to the emails

That’s extreme. Why not just stop working with her and acknowledge the issue and apologise?

 

[usemycode]

Ugh ofcourse she wouldn’t dare buy any colorful hot wheels - live a little Simone!

Is the story in black and white?

 

[louisvuittonbag]

Also, she has 7,566 posts on Instagram. She would have had to have posted 1 a day for 20.7 years to get to that amount. How many days does she post mulitple times

 

[kiwigal258]

She now keeps semi-showing the name of the question askers, as if to prove that it's not Trent sending them to her hahaha she's constantly reacting to Tattle.

 

[Ewlookatthat]

I mean how much more organising can you do? Maybe she can organise her organised stuff??

Fuck off Simmo

How to get daycare stains out of kids clothes?

 

[unknownkiwi1992]

But also the question above the circled one asking about the zip on the pants and she just replies with a Obviously desperate to get the engagement numbers up



We’d all be drunk if this was a drinking game

I’d be in hospital getting my stomach pumped

 

[simonepretscum]

Definitely going to start doing this!

Me too. We all need to start doing this. Power in numbers etc.

 

[Semonandersin]

Simone, do you even know how to pronounce these words?
I have never heard you say a Māori word in your life but your home is covered in Māori artwork and you promote Māori brands without EVER saying a single Māori word. Did not once acknowledge Matariki except when you were making money off the idea of Matariki. Sickening

 

[iggy]

Oh my goodness hahahhahaha
Didn’t have to wait long at all lol. She even chucked the photo of him with the donut in his hand on there too.
I wonder who sent her that message asking that, the bottom of the profile picture kinda looks like Trent’s one haha

 

[louisvuittonbag]

Just found this.. but nothing online about swimming at national level. Don’t worry tho, she’ll be reminiscing on her stories about her sporting career over the next few days so we are proven wrong!!

 

[@whereismyfreestuff]

Reeeeeeaaaaal safe. #instafirstalways

My concern is he turns the tap towards the hot water side..

 

[spillllllllthetea]

I read somewhere she gets $500 per story and $1000 per post.

She does. A friend of mine reached out to have her promote something and these are her rates. I’ll see if I can get a copy of the list

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Like fuck they had already decided to use it.

Simone is both too dumb to know what it is before being approached by the company and also too cheap to pay for it full price.

 

[ihateliars]

Yes but again why?????

Because she is mad as a cut snake

 

[Justpoppingontosay]

That’s extreme. Why not just stop working with her and acknowledge the issue and apologise?

Exactly! This was the photo posted on Twitter that lead to a rather long thread of people saying this isn’t good enough. And the response is to delete the whole account!? Weird.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

I wonder if she is concerned behind the scenes or if she won't admit it even to herself because it doesn't fit into the "Asher is so advanced" story she plays everyday.

I feel like she's way too deep in now to address anything. Like if she'd just been a normal mum right from the start who struggled with adjusting to a newborn etc. she could talk about things. But because she's put up this facade about how perfect her life is she can't.

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Never seen evidence!


I’ve emailed her management before. And do you know what I got back? Absolutely nothing.

Her management is probably just her.