Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[J2607]

Satire. At it's finest. Very original.

Very odd man.

 

[J2607]

Own up who was it

Wind your neck in Robert

 

[ochebalboa]

LINKY LINK <3

LINKY LINK <3

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I don’t think a Tory MP gives a shit about how many Twitter followers he has, he’s got a cushty salary and expenses budget. Someone else having more followers changes nothing. Grow up Simon, this is like when you celebrated ratio-ing Boris Johnson. Utterly pathetic.

He's a sad old bastard

 

[CookieZippy]

He's talking about soothing music for pets during peak firework hours. So fucking fake.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Which one's the egg?

Well there’s only one I’d put my mouth anywhere near in that photo. Also does he have a missing tooth? What a rotter

 

[Sunlifeover50]

I had a glass of wine whilst I watched Happy Valley last night. I’m now questioning if it went to my head because I can’t remember there being a food bank??

 

[CookieZippy]

I was forgetting this was one of his annual routines, where he beats the drum about mental health and tries to shame businesses for their insensitivity.

 

[CookieZippy]

Such an arsehole

 

[CookieZippy]

No, using terms like "virtue signalling" is and other things you've said. but pop off queen.

That's exactly what the man does. Constantly.

 

[Pog Paulba]

As soon as someone calls someone a gammon I just switch off to anything they have to say ever. As the above poster has shown anyone who is skeptical of this person or Jack or whoever is a Tory gammon. It’s all childish goodies and baddies and it is exactly the reason that no matter how bad the tories are they could still win an election due to smug middle class ‘be kind’ name calling.

Translation: as soon as someone holds up a mirror and refers to a person as the thing they actually are I just switch off to anything they have to say ever because it's easier than admitting to the uncomfortable truth.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

He sure loves a strawman. Why does he never reference anything either? It’s like when twats on the bird site go, “why’s no one talking about XYZ??!??!”

…And if you click on BBC News (etc), there’s an article about it.

 

[furtherdownthespiral]

I was going to point out tate has a slight upper hand by not using the phrase ‘rear foo too’ but then I realised I was on the wrong thread but I’m sure this guy is just as much of a creep as russ or Tate.

Now I'm intrigued by what thread this should have been posted in haha.

 

[CookieZippy]

He collaborates with local NHS services for some stuff. I do know that’s a fact….often primary care stuff like well-being and targeted stuff. He tends to do this from a dedicated page though and not his SH one.

He described it himself as "collaborates".


Hi Simon. Or his wife. Probably.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Where the fuck is he doing his shopping if he's seeing desperate people fighting over reduced stuff?! It's the sort of thing that would probably secretly excite him. I wonder when he'll start a gofundme based on Tate and Greta as well?

No one said the energy drink thing was cool. It actually seemed to get universally criticised.

 

[CookieZippy]

Hi Simon

 

[ochebalboa]

Help yourself. I’ll be brown bread anyway"

 

[furtherdownthespiral]

His followers telling him he's won the internet for today with this tweet

I want to slap these people in the face so hard
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Hey folks I don't really use Tattle other for this thread, what's the 1000 post limit and new thread stuff?

 

[CookieZippy]

I love the way he can't bring himself to say Golliwog. If he thinks the UK is so racist, he'd get a shock if he ever went to most of the other countries in Europe, Africa, the USA, Japan, India etc etc etc

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

He's still banging on about Brexit despite voting for it.

He didn’t did he?