Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[Whiffy McBiffy]

Nice to see the younger guys are seeing right through the tit as well

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Then nobhead trying to laugh it off and send his flying monkeys in to defend him.

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Three cheers for Harry! HIP HIP!
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Why is he always promoting his own "greatness"
Pleased to have played a small role........you made a comment on twitter mate - you didn't help find the cure for cancer!

I love the fact that even when Pink was popular/relevant, he'd have been well in to his 20s, ergo too old for chart music
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40 years old and he gets excited about someone blocking him on twitter. What a role model for his children.

40? Closer to 50 surely. 46, 47 I'd have thought?

 

[CookieZippy]

Thread suggestion Simon Harris- voted brexit obsessed with Megxit sat eating chocolate in his pants like a fat shit

Need to speed our way through 20 more pages and get this done

 

[Oxford_Girl]

His latest shite is pretending that he left his child's tablet on his car roof and it miraculously stayed there for a 5 mile trip without falling off. I bet he's already trying to sell the story to the local papers.



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Incredibly distasteful reference to the space shuttle

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Bloody hell. He's actually been sad enough to buy a blue tick on twitter, presumably the second they went up for sale. That is tragic. Ever the virtue signaller, he's having a little moan about twitter and how he had to do nothing to verify his identity other than set up a subscription for £6.99 a month.

Ha of course he has the silly old twat

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Don’t want to go OT but I wouldn’t listen to a word the fantasist JM utters shame he’s so in awe of her /him/they

 

[MemoryLane]

He’s constantly trolling the Lozza Fox threads. Probably hoping he’ll get some traffic to his own profile from it. While I don’t agree with LF’s stance on most things, he’s correct on some others. Neck beard makes himself look a right dick by constantly trying to attack Fox!

 

[CookieZippy]

That's the digital begging bowl out AGAIN

 

[CookieZippy]

I bet he makes a right tit of himself like he always does

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Unfortunately he’s a pile of goo with a social media platform

 

[stunrw]

He didn't do very well at all. If he had managed to win that poll by even 1 percent then he'd have tweeted about it many, many times about how "WE DID IT!!!" Dan Wooton seems to live rent free in his head. I see he's been tweeting this again - it could just be that lots of people are unfollowing you Simon because you are a cnut.

If I were cynical, I'd think it was trying to confuse people into clicking the subscribe button............

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Wonder what he ever donates to his GFMs. Or is his time more valuable? 🥱

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

It's weird because I find it hard to understand how you can think someone you've never met in your life is such a fucking prick! He's an interesting human experiment that is for sure.

That’s because it is!

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I still like him but …Simon if you’re reading, stop with the “mind your own business if you see people shop;firing baby formula”

Firstly if they are genuinely in need I want a non punitive approach.
Secondly if they are having to steal baby milk I want to make sure they are supported so they don’t have to. I can’t do that if I don’t know ….I work with families all the time. I’ve even bought baby milk in emergencies for families. I don’t need any kudos for this, it’s called being a human being and not wanting a baby to go hungry.
Thirdly I am struggling financially at the moment but I still have morals and ethics. Just because I am poor doesn’t = stealing the basics.

Fourthly a lot of people stealing formula will be selling it on to feather their own nests

 

[OhGnoes]

What happens to gofundmes if the funded 'thing' doesn't happen?

 

[Sogdhitalley]

He will be reading this thread. He once said "Tattle is filth"


Hiya Si! Hope you never get that blue tick

Too bastard late, the lazy slob has the blue tick on Facebook now. That's his life made because he has no other goals to work towards other than filling out his JSA paper with the jobs he never really applied for. I have no idea if that even still exists anymore by the way.

 

[Tangerine Cat]

Um, that's literally the Government's job though isn't it, to serve the people. Maybe you've just forgotten after 12 years of this shitshow who do nothing for anyone but themselves.

Lol, there's a huge difference between serving people and making their lives better isn’t there? The King also serves the people but nobody suggests it’s up to him to make our lives better.

it isn’t the government's job to make YOUR life better it’s yours. And don’t kid yourself I’m a dyed in the wool Tory, ALL politicians are the same. I can’t think of a single one I’d trust to tell the truth let alone be good enough to lead us into prosperity at this time.

One prerequisite for all MP's should be that they’ve ran a successful business in the past, that way we know they understand economics and dealing with people.

 

[CookieZippy]

Fresh comedy. Next he’ll be joking about people on Facebook complaining about dodgy looking white vans in their neighbourhood.

With a driver who looks "a bit foreign". He shared that one the other day in one of several hilarious magazing covers he'd made. The one he does for Christmas every year is a gag about a cloud of Lynx Africa spreading across the country.

 

[ochebalboa]

Unless it is to drive his kids (including the baby) five hours to go to a chippy and then tell them it's shut so he can sell the story to the local press as if this is news

That was really weird. i bet he got around £1,000 for the story as well
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I'm determined to like one of his jokes

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Could've maybe tidied up instead of doing that.

 

[CookieZippy]

If he can think of a reason to make a gofundme out if it, he'll do it. He's back to pretending to care about the deaf footballers for now.