Capricorny
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She’s like the sleep paralysis demon down the end of my bed…
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She’s like the sleep paralysis demon down the end of my bed…
MunHun
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Thank you to @Capricorny for the brilliant title.
Quick roundup of the latest antics from Sham Shan. She not long ago was in Edinburgh getting lashed ou’ve it by Stokesy. Upon her dirty up all week return to Dublin, our girl claimed to have been frightfully ill to the extent that she needed a hospital visit and blood tests and even had cold sores. Unfortunately for all of her exclusive advertising collaborators she had to take sometime to recover and couldn’t stage photo shoots for a few days.
A poor unassuming photographer discovered Shan taking selfies of herself at the beach one day and decided she was too beautiful to pass by and took some shots of her then waxed lyrical about meeting a famous celebrity. Shame on you Shan you sick little weirdo to go along with the facade.
This seemed to reinvigorate Shan’s thirst for fame and she’s being going all out lately to revive a career that never started. Herself and Stokesy posted from the same location many times however Shan still wouldn’t admit herself and Luke had split only that she was keeping hersleeping around private life, private from now on.
Anyway last week herself and Luke were spotted at the LDN in the sky event and the next day Shan attended another event with Chloe can’t look anything other than startled Crowbag. She brought an array of faces along to the UK with her so that she could look different in every photo, maybe she’s born with it maybe it’sphotoshop.
Now back home to Dublin and her Nursing job that is FT from 9-2.30 but also inexplicably can have 13/15 hour shifts. Shan has shown us via her story that she walks the polluted streets of Dublin on her coffee break in her scrubs with her mates who’ve been elsewhere so all kinds of cross contamination could be going on. She also manages to wear extra long talons.
Tonight she’s having a pamper night in the shittest sleepover tepee I have ever seen. It’s an air bed covered in a sheet and surrounded by the finest net curtain Hickeys sells. To advertise such class she got an inch of slap trowled onto her freshly injected face. #naturalbeaut
Quick roundup of the latest antics from Sham Shan. She not long ago was in Edinburgh getting lashed ou’ve it by Stokesy. Upon her dirty up all week return to Dublin, our girl claimed to have been frightfully ill to the extent that she needed a hospital visit and blood tests and even had cold sores. Unfortunately for all of her exclusive advertising collaborators she had to take sometime to recover and couldn’t stage photo shoots for a few days.
A poor unassuming photographer discovered Shan taking selfies of herself at the beach one day and decided she was too beautiful to pass by and took some shots of her then waxed lyrical about meeting a famous celebrity. Shame on you Shan you sick little weirdo to go along with the facade.
This seemed to reinvigorate Shan’s thirst for fame and she’s being going all out lately to revive a career that never started. Herself and Stokesy posted from the same location many times however Shan still wouldn’t admit herself and Luke had split only that she was keeping her
Anyway last week herself and Luke were spotted at the LDN in the sky event and the next day Shan attended another event with Chloe can’t look anything other than startled Crowbag. She brought an array of faces along to the UK with her so that she could look different in every photo, maybe she’s born with it maybe it’s
Now back home to Dublin and her Nursing job that is FT from 9-2.30 but also inexplicably can have 13/15 hour shifts. Shan has shown us via her story that she walks the polluted streets of Dublin on her coffee break in her scrubs with her mates who’ve been elsewhere so all kinds of cross contamination could be going on. She also manages to wear extra long talons.
Tonight she’s having a pamper night in the shittest sleepover tepee I have ever seen. It’s an air bed covered in a sheet and surrounded by the finest net curtain Hickeys sells. To advertise such class she got an inch of slap trowled onto her freshly injected face. #naturalbeaut
Bettyhomer84
Active member
This post of hers made me laugh
Does she not realise that she would have no followers then!!!! All her followers are fake accounts!
She isn't the sharpest tool in the tool box is she?!?!
turtle time
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blondeminion15
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Again, the editingOn JMCs hysterical shite website. Country glamour. Sitting on a dirty tractor tire. Actually choking on my breakfast
You can see the bags under her eyes. She looks like Eminems ma in 8 Mile.
blondeminion15
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I seen this on another thread and it made me laugh. She'll be in the Urban Dictionary yet! Imagine being known for being a psycho
Urban Dictionary
Stage 5 Shannen Reilly McGrath
Term used to describe women who stalk and harass former lovers who no longer have any interest in them. Traits include tormenting future partners of said lovers, calling their phones over and over, leaving abusive voicenotes, setting up multiple fake social media accounts in order to keep and eye on them, posting revenge porn, threatening them with fake allegations.
'Poor lad, did you hear he bagged himself a Stage 5 Shannen Reilly McGrath?'
'That girls a psycho, a proper Stage 5 Shannen Reilly McGrath'
Urban Dictionary
Stage 5 Shannen Reilly McGrath
Term used to describe women who stalk and harass former lovers who no longer have any interest in them. Traits include tormenting future partners of said lovers, calling their phones over and over, leaving abusive voicenotes, setting up multiple fake social media accounts in order to keep and eye on them, posting revenge porn, threatening them with fake allegations.
'Poor lad, did you hear he bagged himself a Stage 5 Shannen Reilly McGrath?'
'That girls a psycho, a proper Stage 5 Shannen Reilly McGrath'
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Meoulpal
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No they couldn’t have her on the phones she’d probably spend the day ringing her ex’s and hanging up or giving herself missed calls to look like she was really popular
Phone rings ; Hi this is Shannen from love island series 3 how can I help you…. Actually before you say anything I’m sure your wondering where got my teeth done! I got them done in Turkey and I know this is like a phone call but I’m sure you can sense I have a boob job and I got them done in emmm Poland that’s not to be confused with the North Pole because I’m sure if I got my boobs done there they would have fallen off with the cold.
hello?? Is anyone there?
Uhhhhhh must have been another troll!
Phone rings ; Hi this is Shannen from love island series 3 how can I help you…. Actually before you say anything I’m sure your wondering where got my teeth done! I got them done in Turkey and I know this is like a phone call but I’m sure you can sense I have a boob job and I got them done in emmm Poland that’s not to be confused with the North Pole because I’m sure if I got my boobs done there they would have fallen off with the cold.
hello?? Is anyone there?
Uhhhhhh must have been another troll!
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Capricorny
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She’s always banging on about how great her hair is and that she uses treatments etc. Look at the state of those ends! Cynthia from the Rugrats vibes.
Capricorny
Well-known member
The fact she paid to have her outfit custom made and thought she was the shit only for someone on the internet to call her a morbeg. I am deceased!
Internationalsuperspy
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Such a naturally sallow girl as she would have you believe
She’s that pale she’s causing a glare in the photograph
Crackerjack
Active member
I actually think he did her dirty I mean she looks around 40 or so years old in all his pictures
MunHun
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No, no, no she looks like Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wallstreet. #jealousAgain, the editing
Capricorny
Well-known member
I know it’s kinda petty but it GRATES on me that she uses English terminology. “I’m so poorly” “my tummy” 
You’re from Rossfield not Albert Square ya fuckin melt
You’re from Rossfield not Albert Square ya fuckin melt
Capricorny
Well-known member
I’m actually embarrassed for her posting a pic insinuating that she’s at the match today when the fans in the background of that photo are clearly wearing KERRY jerseys and Dublin are playing Mayo today. She’s some thick bitch
Capricorny
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So she admits now she’s back living at home “on weekdays” cos it’s easier to commute to work 
ya don’t have a job love! And if you did, you claimed you worked in the city centre. All areas in the Dublin suburbs have transport to the city centre not just Tallaght!
Also we’re in the middle of a housing crisis but for Shan the man money is NO object as she can afford to pay rent on a gaff she only lives in 2 days a week! Wow!
Must be paying some money in her job lads I wonder if they’re taking on any more staff!
ya don’t have a job love! And if you did, you claimed you worked in the city centre. All areas in the Dublin suburbs have transport to the city centre not just Tallaght! Also we’re in the middle of a housing crisis but for Shan the man money is NO object as she can afford to pay rent on a gaff she only lives in 2 days a week! Wow!
Must be paying some money in her job lads I wonder if they’re taking on any more staff!
Fruitloopd
Chatty Member
Who is she 
