Thank you to @Capricorny for the brilliant title.
Quick roundup of the latest antics from Sham Shan. She not long ago was in Edinburgh getting lashed ou’ve it by Stokesy. Upon her dirty up all week return to Dublin, our girl claimed to have been frightfully ill to the extent that she needed a hospital visit and blood tests and even had cold sores. Unfortunately for all of her exclusive advertising collaborators she had to take sometime to recover and couldn’t stage photo shoots for a few days.
A poor unassuming photographer discovered Shan taking selfies of herself at the beach one day and decided she was too beautiful to pass by and took some shots of her then waxed lyrical about meeting a famous celebrity. Shame on you Shan you sick little weirdo to go along with the facade.
This seemed to reinvigorate Shan’s thirst for fame and she’s being going all out lately to revive a career that never started. Herself and Stokesy posted from the same location many times however Shan still wouldn’t admit herself and Luke had split only that she was keeping hersleeping around private life, private from now on.
Anyway last week herself and Luke were spotted at the LDN in the sky event and the next day Shan attended another event with Chloe can’t look anything other than startled Crowbag. She brought an array of faces along to the UK with her so that she could look different in every photo, maybe she’s born with it maybe it’sphotoshop.
Now back home to Dublin and her Nursing job that is FT from 9-2.30 but also inexplicably can have 13/15 hour shifts. Shan has shown us via her story that she walks the polluted streets of Dublin on her coffee break in her scrubs with her mates who’ve been elsewhere so all kinds of cross contamination could be going on. She also manages to wear extra long talons.
Tonight she’s having a pamper night in the shittest sleepover tepee I have ever seen. It’s an air bed covered in a sheet and surrounded by the finest net curtain Hickeys sells. To advertise such class she got an inch of slap trowled onto her freshly injected face. #naturalbeaut
Quick roundup of the latest antics from Sham Shan. She not long ago was in Edinburgh getting lashed ou’ve it by Stokesy. Upon her dirty up all week return to Dublin, our girl claimed to have been frightfully ill to the extent that she needed a hospital visit and blood tests and even had cold sores. Unfortunately for all of her exclusive advertising collaborators she had to take sometime to recover and couldn’t stage photo shoots for a few days.
A poor unassuming photographer discovered Shan taking selfies of herself at the beach one day and decided she was too beautiful to pass by and took some shots of her then waxed lyrical about meeting a famous celebrity. Shame on you Shan you sick little weirdo to go along with the facade.
This seemed to reinvigorate Shan’s thirst for fame and she’s being going all out lately to revive a career that never started. Herself and Stokesy posted from the same location many times however Shan still wouldn’t admit herself and Luke had split only that she was keeping her
Anyway last week herself and Luke were spotted at the LDN in the sky event and the next day Shan attended another event with Chloe can’t look anything other than startled Crowbag. She brought an array of faces along to the UK with her so that she could look different in every photo, maybe she’s born with it maybe it’s
Now back home to Dublin and her Nursing job that is FT from 9-2.30 but also inexplicably can have 13/15 hour shifts. Shan has shown us via her story that she walks the polluted streets of Dublin on her coffee break in her scrubs with her mates who’ve been elsewhere so all kinds of cross contamination could be going on. She also manages to wear extra long talons.
Tonight she’s having a pamper night in the shittest sleepover tepee I have ever seen. It’s an air bed covered in a sheet and surrounded by the finest net curtain Hickeys sells. To advertise such class she got an inch of slap trowled onto her freshly injected face. #naturalbeaut
in her nostril in the photo of her with the blue eye shadow?? 
