Shallon Lester

[Nagem]

Oh, you really showed this "they/them", what a brave lady you are. You're such a comedienne and a ruthless eagle, my God. You're going to keep acting like a boomer and posting none other than Andrew Tate, and then you'll be shocked that you can't find love. Surely it's because you're just so alpha, bad witch, glamour-puss, extra, smart, and rich. Men are intimidated by this powerhouse. Must be.

Does her clothing subscription also offer a clown wig?

 

[iriel]

She admitted that after she was fired from Star she didn't land a SINGLE ONE job interview so she had to do YouTube. She couldn't make it to an interview stage, guys. She brags how smart she is but she has some basic degree from basic uni and then was a reporter for gossip magazines. Impressive CV. She's so alpha.
Next to a tall, Kelly who actually looks like a more witchy but still classy Grace Kelly, Shallon looks like short, big-boned (she just wasn't born skinny/slim balerina/model type no matter what she does), trashy person dressed in the tackiest clothes. Kelly has amazing face structure and short hair suits her well and Shallon's extensions look cheap when they stand next to each other. I'd avoid posting with Kelly.
Shallon ironically looks masculine in a feminine clothes and overall. There is nothing feminine about her face. No offense to drag queens but that's the vibe she gives off even when speaking. Where is your lawsuit against Netflix, MM and other parties, Shallon? You know you don't have a case and cannot afford a lawyer because you'd make your mother go bankrupt.
So Shallon chose hating some random citizens of different cities instead. She is so delusional and immature for saying she is Blair from GG and wants Chuck.
How many times can she say words like tina? She became very vulgar and provocative. Well, it didn't get her new audience. She has already ran out of content a long time ago and it shows. Desperation is the strongest smell.

 

[Rosie34567-2]

It's so gross and problematic when she talks about her preference for dating younger guys in their early 20s.

And the worst part is she acknowledges that younger men are "much easier to manipulate," it's "toxic," there is a strong power imbalance, and this is related to her "trauma." So she's fully aware of how messed up it is. And she still has the audacity to smirk about it, like she's proud of it. Wow. Just...wow.

 

[iriel]

Where is her figure and "young" filter during her meet up? At least Ozempic isn't visible unlike being overdressed. It needs to be said it's hilarious how she did a short meet up like a Z level influencer and left for a dinner with friends. No evening time for "fans"?
The young guys icky and getting more icky. Pedophile would use excuse "I feel young, I look young, I'm immature as well".

 

[iriel]

So nothing happening. Everyone seemingly lost interest. A rant about the weirdest and cheapest team.
I just wanted to confirm what someone else here said. Shallon promoted her new team. Her brand strategist Wilda is 1st gen American, a young, overeager, seemingly not uni educated (or appears so), cheap, looks tacky a newbie at this and seems ghetto (sorry her language is not classy) and overweight. I'm surprised how she never uses professional language. She can also be a life coach. She is everything Shallon laughs at. "Not long ago" (I bet 2022) she was making less than 2500k in a month - a fact. Then switched careers to promoting brands. Now "promo" 100$ for a call and a full audit. Maybe even a whole week. She is cheap, her monthly rate is 1000$. She wants to get as many customers as possible. Uses plenty of "mit"* She tries to convince you to drop your job and be influencer. So not professional.
@the_brand_whisperer
Even her IG picture is not professional. Very few followers. She wants to make it big. I wouldn't be surprised if she was a Shallon fan. Shallon replies like an excited kid. However, Shallon claims due to Wilda and another chick she 4x the income. I always imagined the professional pr team.
Shallon clearly likes it terribly cheap so her lawsuit against Netflix and MM was always out of reach for her. Even if it'd bring her some money or views. It's even impressive how her career stagnated but she clearly never (?) had a true professional help.

 

[Rosie34567-2]

The book character analysis vids are annoying.

1. It's pointless because it seems like she did not even read the Britney Spears book, 'ACOTAR', 'Fourth Wing', etc. She probably just googled summaries of the books. This resulted in her having weird opinions and, in some cases, I think she misrepresented the books/storylines/characters.

2. She's contributing to the messed up book market right now, by shoving these popular books at us all for the sake of clicks/views/shock value. She doesn't actually care about these books, she just sees it as an easy money grab.

3. Most importantly, she's giving bad and convoluted advice. Stop trying to spin a fantasy story about high lord faeries into real-life advice. It doesn't work.

(Also...does her audience even read? ).

 

[Very traditional]

The book character analysis vids are annoying.

1. It's pointless because it seems like she did not even read the Britney Spears book, 'ACOTAR', 'Fourth Wing', etc. She probably just googled summaries of the books. This resulted in her having weird opinions and, in some cases, I think she misrepresented the books/storylines/characters.

2. She's contributing to the messed up book market right now, by shoving these popular books at us all for the sake of clicks/views/shock value. She doesn't actually care about these books, she just sees it as an easy money grab.

3. Most importantly, she's giving bad and convoluted advice. Stop trying to spin a fantasy story about high lord faeries into real-life advice. It doesn't work.

(Also...does her audience even read? ).

I don’t watch them as they’re really boring. Shes really bugging me when she lies lately, it’s so obvious when she’s not being honest because her tone changes and her voice gets higher and it’s usually when she’s talking about “boys” - that makes me cringe too, adult women don’t date boys, they date men! If her Shallontourage believe everything she tells them about all these relationships she’s been having then they must be very naive. Almost every other video she refers to a recent break up but none of the details match the video before

 

[Nagem]

She's reviewing popular books to get noticed by book readers and build a bigger audience before she releases her own books.

 

[Mud1592]

She's reviewing popular books to get noticed by book readers and build a bigger audience before she releases her own books.

So, she's doing a new grift I see. I can't wait to see her bomb in the book community. Get your popcorn ready for another scandal.

 

[Rosie34567-2]

It’s cringey how she keeps starting off her videos visibly annoyed and acting like she’s doing us a favor by uploading.

Then just stop uploading then? We’ll be fine if you stop, Shallon. But you won’t be fine, because you need us to pay your bills.

Go back to your desk job, if you find YouTube so annoying. (Oh wait…you can’t, because they fired you. )

 

[iriel]

So, she's doing a new grift I see. I can't wait to see her bomb in the book community. Get your popcorn ready for another scandal.

I just wanted to let you know I watched the latest video and her obsession with you is disturbing. You have rights to remain private which SL violates. Machiavellian it's not. I felt uneasy after watching the whole thing. It has vibes of a bully admitting to who she is and what she has done. You know why I watch Shallon's videos? Because sometimes I want to go to the circus and she alone is an embodiment of one. So I watch the freak show for free. I like a clown exposing herself and not being on a joke. A joke is on her. A not-woke show so is a bonus! I see someone so out of touch with reality, exposing vulnerabilities and weak spots.
#Yes, Shallon, as you know and repeat constantly I give you that - you're a prettier, younger, richer version of Hailey Bieber. You're always right. You're so amazingly happy it's so obvious. Your achievements and Ivy League education are Nobel-prize worthy. Your legacy makes the US proud but it's still the beginning until you're officially crown a queen. I'm sure tomorrow Chanel's rep will call you to be their ambassador like Zendaya. I wonder how they haven't spotted you by now. You'd be besties for sure. Rainbows and unicorns. The Eras tour feels. I hope my post fulfilled your hefty but rightful expectations due to your greatness#
The show is over. I'm going back to watching the Olympics. I wish everyone a great life!

 

[Mud1592]

I just wanted to let you know I watched the latest video and her obsession with you is disturbing. You have rights to remain private which SL violates.

Are you serious? Oh my Lord. I'm not going to go through an almost 1 hr video to see what she said about me, and quite frankly, I don't give a duck. It's been 3 years. I'm so over this tit.

Though, if anyone reads her new book and it talks about me, I would like to know in case there is any slander so I can get a lawyer.

I'll just be over here with my cute ass cavapoo puppy I adopted in March. Her name is Stella.

 

[iriel]

Are you serious? Oh my Lord. I'm not going to go through an almost 1 hr video to see what she said about me, and quite frankly, I don't give a duck. It's been 3 years. I'm so over this tit.

Though, if anyone reads her new book and it talks about me, I would like to know in case there is any slander so I can get a lawyer.

I'll just be over here with my cute ass cavapoo puppy I adopted in March. Her name is Stella.

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A book would be too much for me. The most adorable puppy. Stella is a heartbreaker, how can you say "no" to those eyes? Congrats!

 

[Mud1592]

A book would be too much for me. The most adorable puppy. Stella is a heartbreaker, how can you say "no" to those eyes? Congrats!

It might be too much for anyone, and isn't she? Lol, she's quite the character and a bit of spoiled brat, but I do love her. And thank you!

 

[iriel]

It might be too much for anyone, and isn't she? Lol, she's quite the character and a bit of spoiled brat, but I do love her. And thank you!

She's so pretty she can get away with everything. Btw, I loved how this thread ended up about cute dog. Very appropriate.

 

[Mud1592]

She's so pretty she can get away with everything. Btw, I loved how this thread ended up about cute dog. Very appropriate.

She is, and she does. She's quick as a whip as well. Lol, same. Here's a recent picture of her. This was taken in the morning. She did not want to get up and go outside.

 

[iriel]

Born to be pampered!

 

[Very traditional]

So today Shallon is telling us how she studied Elon Musks divorce from his first wife in college. Didn’t ring true to me so googled it and they divorced in 2008. Google says that Shallon was born in 1981 which would make her 27 when Elon divorced … she published her first book in 2008. So did she go back to college? If so she i haven’t noticed her mention that in the 6 years I’ve been watching her which implies to me that she’s flat out lying!

 

[iriel]

So today Shallon is telling us how she studied Elon Musks divorce from his first wife in college. Didn’t ring true to me so googled it and they divorced in 2008. Google says that Shallon was born in 1981 which would make her 27 when Elon divorced … she published her first book in 2008. So did she go back to college? If so she i haven’t noticed her mention that in the 6 years I’ve been watching her which implies to me that she’s flat out lying!

Good catch. I stopped following Shallon for a while because her one rant scared me off. Agreed, I feel she lost timeline long time ago and she doesn't care about factsl. Never did. Whatever sounds better. Shallow psychology and not bothered to read the whole story. It's as if you wrote an article based on TMZ. Her crowd buys bull*it but when it matters her plans are failing and her pull is disappearing. The most luxurious St. Barths trip didn't happen. She couldn't find just 4 girls to go and live the "high life" for free. She never admitted the trip isn't happening. For The Valentine Day retreat in Montana with her - very affordable I spotted maybe 3 or 4 true fans. Others in one picture in the story involved her bestie Anna Lakomy and her friends from Bozeman. She didn't post the group picture, too embarrassing. It's also clear to me she can't afford a team involving PR and lawyer. She uses people from Shallontourage for issues which is weird.
It's clear she's done with Montana but has no idea what to do with her life. The places she'd like to live are too expensive, some also too woke for her.
Her rage made me think she's mentally unstable. It was some time ago, she was very agitated. The matter was perimenopause and fertility. It makes sense age wise. (off topic for one sentence - She first did mention the issue when Gisele was pregnant.) This time she literally said that biology for any human doesn't apply to her. Because she's special and better than everyone. She's prettier than you, sexier than you, in better shape than you, eats better food, exercises and some litany followed. She claimed she could get pregnant right away now if she wanted and she was 1000% sure of it. She believes she will be fertile for years to come and doesn't believe in peri/meno pause. I'm paraphrasing but you get the gist of it. The whole speech sounded demented.
I took the hint and left.

 

[iriel]

Shallontourage is free for a week. We know what it means.
I just smile how every single guy Shallon dates is rich, like truly rich. The recent one? I don't want to watch back the video, but she claims to date a tech mogul, something army related and there was a third. In one guy. I wonder if she consider us that dumb or she's blind. I'm also surprised she doesn't read the room. A significant part of her audience is college age. The older ones aren't exactly rich. It's normal to struggle; she's not a part of Hermes community and people with money so she's hurting herself.
The irony is that she herself made her life harder - living beyond her means, trying to show off how wealthy she is, living fake life. It's not really needed for her brand. She only disconnects from her audience, makes herself less reliable but materialistic and fake instead. Plenty of influencers are trying to be more economical-conscious now. Renting a room and a ball gown for one night shows her insecurities and is not worth it. People are here to be entertained and listen to her. It must be depressing, such a disparity.
Her Paris trip - scaled back to be more "private" - meaning she doesn't sell as she used to. I have to be petty. She's preparing her outfits for months but she's almost worse than Emily in Paris. Older version. That's not French chic. It's a stereotype. For someone so "cultured" she is often clueless. Just like her being in feminine energy meant a lot of bows and other accessories like this. She's so literal, on the nose. The true French chic is so different, almost nonchalant, just like bad hair. I think her Kardashian energy shows up here. Hard.
All in all sorry for the rant, I wasn't even truly mean but it was a bit therapeutic for me. Learning from someone else's mistakes.