Shaaanxo

[Kotare]

I seriously just want her ditch the eye shadow and try do some minimal makeup just once!

Minimal makeup!
She wouldn’t know minimal makeup if it jumped up and whacked her. She is the epitome of a Kiwi provincial slapper. The NZ equivalent of an Aussie bogan, US trailer trash or a British TOWIE or Geordie Shore-ite.

 

[shh77]

Queue the green smoothies, avo on toast and a “getting back in the gym” vlogs very soon

Hahaha yea aye! ….for all of 5 minutes

 

[shh77]

Oooh can’t wait for the House Tour Vlog about to go up!

 

[xokellymariexo]

You'll be shocked to know there are women who let their men actively cheat on them. So the 'romance' part is only reserved for the wife. It's really disgusting and I bet time consuming to get all those clap checks done. But you're right, it isn't really a relationship when other people are involved.

Curious to know if it's stopped or on the DL!

Her face is that of a typical Kiwi girl to me. She looked nice all natural and make up doesn't suit her at all imo.

I reckon that's why they got married. He had to do something really quick because she's his meal ticket/ATM
I wouldn't be shocked, you only have to look at footballers and their wives. I bet they have some sort of contract. Have affairs but not kids, and don't get caught all while she spends his money. It's the eyebrows that scare me, they are constantly in the surprised position.
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The makeup in her latest video looks horrendous! 🫣

I didn't like it either. I think as we get older less should be more.

 

[hausofmauslv]

Oh babes you missed the video the other day where Shannon talked about sally Jo and how she came to papamoa over the holidays and babysat porter while Shannon shopped at the mall and cause Shannon is such a great friend she bought her a donburi for lunch to say thanks I think sally Jo maybe accepted the influencer life wasn’t for her. Let’s be honest she wasn’t really that good at it. Although she seemed nice enough. She was completing a beauty therapy course a while back and calling it uni lol

I was about to ask about her is that why her IG is on private now?

 

[Traveler001]

Yeah right, more like “zen food fit” was a stupid idea and you had to close it cause it generated zero business. Wouldn’t be surprised at all if Eugaia closes in the next 12 months as well. She’s opening businesses like they’re going out of fashion…

What is eugaia? She does love opening a business doesn't she!

 

[hausofmauslv]

Ok GUYYYSSS. I hope you all have your mini violins out today. Shannon Kernel's prison house is to big for her to clean! What an absolute disaster to be having in this current economic climate. How will she ever survive! Athough...it's not like the cluttered house she has right now is very clean hoarder vibes

Won’t take long before she hires someone to do it! Cause compared to her house currently and before porter came along… she isn’t much of a ‘tidy’ person.

 

[usemycode]

I wonder how much of it she would be including as “must haves” if she wasn’t sent them for free

 

[ew@influencers]

Was the staircase $300k?????

Just a guess given it was custom etc etc

 

[ImaLeoooo]

what's her tan like? I'm not a fake tanner, just being nosey tbh

 

[Traveler001]

I don't think she's the nicest to him behind closed doors. I remember in one of her vlogs a while back it was her YT anniversary? He bought her flowers and everything but she seemed to be miserable the whole day lol...

I'd be miserable if my partner was cheating on me

 

[hausofmauslv]

How can she not regret any of her horrendous outfits? She has no self awareness

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This gives me sally jo vibes who some reason has the same taste in fashion as Shaanxo, Only Sally Jo for some reason is frugal and buys second hand clothes… which I guess is okay
I get she’s wearing this around the house, but… she didn’t answer the question

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

Also Hamish’s hair is from 2009… you would think with a business etc and the meetings he goes to, he would at least do his hair.


I agree! When I went back to look at her channel. It was still the same. Nothings changed. I don’t think she’s fond of change. Even though her channel needs a huge revamp.

I’d settle for the bare minimum of washing it haha swear that mf always looking greasy

 

[DuchessofOceania]

Couldn't agree more with you. Some if not many of the influencers here in Britain do the same thing. the difference is they didn't have to fork out to pay the large amount of money for it. I get brands need them to market products. But a lot of us commoners don't have that type of money. especially when a lot us are struggling, what with the increase in food prices. I think some influencers have a credit card (which I don't cause the interest is too high) they use to maintain this life style along with the many, many, many gifted products they get.

And I think that many more than I realise use afterpay and laybuy etc too

 

[hausofmauslv]

Dear god.... it looks like she has a giant bruise on her face...blush should be subtle, as usual she's gone in way too heavy. How can she think this is a good advertisement for her new product?

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It looks like any other blush that is on the market. She was trying to say in the video that it blended well blah blah blah... so does the blush from Fenty it blends out well. Nothing about her blush that makes it 'amazing' in this picture above it looks like she's just put the blush on and smeared it with her hands. christ on a bike, not even my doctor does that when I go for a smear test.. at she takes her time. - I don't hate shannon, I just don't understand why she's so.... so... dense!

EDIT: Shannon does seem like a nice person. As an influencer... not so much.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Okayyyy we need to ramp up this thread because I CANNOT STAND THIS WOMAN

Intrigued in your opinions!?

 

[Starry123]

Do you think they even thought to invite her on the tarte press trip to dubai

 

[HairyBerries]

It kinda sounds like what my dad would write to me. Can't find the words....

 

[tootootoot]

‘50% off xobeauty Sale’ oof

Stock clear out to make room for whatever the new stuff is maybe?

 

[fauxfreckle]

I watch her not much anymore but I find her quite inspiring (how into her job and consistent she is) and think some of her videos have been really good