Sevda Ela #67 Forget baby dust, here’s a bowl of crusts
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I can’t get over her saying that the teeth and lodger will come home later and they will get ready to go to HD’s… well not her as she is ready! swanky witch… up at 6am and dressed… doing housework, walking the dog, eating leftovers in 30 degree heat and not showering and changing before going out in the late afternoon evening!! 
all this in a polyester Tik Tok tit dress… she will Hummmmmmm 
all this in a polyester Tik Tok tit dress… she will Hummmmmmm 
Ela won't be getting ready, she'll he changing into some hideous character outfit fit for a toddler. She's usually in her pj's as soon as she gets in so maybe it's a slight improvementI can’t get over her saying that the teeth and lodger will come home later and they will get ready to go to HD’s… well not her as she is ready! swanky witch… up at 6am and dressed… doing housework, walking the dog, eating leftovers in 30 degree heat and not showering and changing before going out in the late afternoon evening!!
She’ll put her in the bikini so she gets her moneys worth x
She's going to drink the matcha in the garden, but obviously she'll be standing as she neeeeever gets a chance to sit down 
all an act to prove they don’t go to waste and she eats them. Ironic considering the name of this thread
The squeaky voice in the Home Bargains vid
There’s absolutely no need for her squeaking the way she does. Why does she do this when she talks? It’s so bleeping annoying
Honestly it’s just unnecessary
I’m sure a bigger B&M would have more things, no tit 
When she had those weird bedroom wardrobes installed, I did wonder why she insisted on putting that awkward vanity table in. Seeing as (at that time) she never used to bother with skincare or much makeup. And well, we’ve all seen her hair. It’s obvious now that it was all intentional as she was planning to start doing beauty ads. Her food brand ads started drying up so she pivoted to beauty to make up for it.
She‘s so weirdly obsessed with her dad. Her face and tone of voice when she talks about him vs doormat is very telling.
Maybe that’s who he cheated on the ma with…
yes I went too far. I’ll see myself outThread suggestion: sedats after a fick fighed baddy.. sevs only interested in her daddy
Add mouth to another word she cant say... maffff wash
I don’t believe she’s invited to half of what she says she ‘can’t’ go to! I know people who organise who is invited to some events …and there are some where she says she’s been invited to (!) but can’t go…and in reality, she has definitely NOT been invited!Not shocked that she has come away with the ‘I had a gut feeling my family would need me ‘ story telling time.. so similar to VAV’s story telling time about how she booked the wrong flight, but in reality she was needed at home as nanna and max had no electricity…this is nanna who in Vavs words is too old to deal with Max. Now St Sev has had a similar episode where she is invited to all these big brand events but refuses., and iPad kid and lodger both come home that day not happy and St Sev is there to save the day instead of swanning of with the brands at events.. psychic powers or what
Notu
…….and instead Sevda picked up ‘Best GRANDAD’ mug to look at. She FAR has more love and respect for Hairy bits than her own husband.
Notice in her Home Bargains video how she whizzed by ‘Best Dad’ mugs (which didn’t attract Sevda to show as an option for Ela to give to Sedat)