Sevda Ela #67 Forget baby dust, here’s a bowl of crusts

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under the ivy

under the ivy

Most liked thread suggested was by me, yay.

Sevda went on her 578th trip to Istaboo, got rattled because she reads here and did her best Terrahawk impression.

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and she genuinely did have a bowl of crusts
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takeyourwingsoutside

Mine's M&S food shop video just came up on my feed (god knows why) and she's so much more well spoken than Saint Sev who can't string a sentence and tries to play the hard done by immigrant facade despite being born and raised in the UK. Why do they speak so differently despite growing up in the same home?
 
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foofloveslife

foofloveslife

She had to turn down the event on fursday because of pwiowities aka she has to have her once monfly session with sadact. Laid there like she’s dead while the babbling baboon gets one pump in.
 
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Secretadmirer

‘I’m such a people person I love chatting to everybody’ ehh? That’s not the narrative you tried to run when you first joined Tik tok and worked in the pharmacy when you would sit with sad eyes eating by yourself. Shy awkward Sev was clearly for attention and views, the real sev is slowly coming out more and more!
 
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easilyannoyed114

Why is she making such a bleeping fuss over the swimming costumes?!? Jesus Christ. If they don’t fit her next year so what just buy her more!! Holy duck she’s just annoyed thinking of the money she will have to spend! She’s shocking for how tight she is with the teeth. Not so tight with herself and her expensive make up, perfume, several tit outfits and the food she shovels in!
 
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MyrtleRV

I was thinking about Sevda and her mini pity party yesterday as she told of ‘all’ her anxieties and warries and I reckon I know the root cause…

… at some point she’s going to have to break the news of the social media ban to Fweddie! 😳

Not only will it probably instigate the biggest tantrum ever known to man (we’ll all know when it happens, no matter where anyone is in the world the screech of anguish from Stevenage will be audible! 😆) but shock, horror, Sevda might just have to start to actually parent her child instead of leaving her agog in front of the iPad or on her phone for hours on end (but it’s ok guyyzzzzz, all Ela’s fwiends have phones and theirs have SIM cards in them too, so there… 🙄)…

Methinks Sevda’s anticipating the utter tit show that lies ahead… ha! Couldn’t happen to a nicer woman! 😉🤣
 
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Secretadmirer

She’s being suspiciously nice to sedat lately, letting him have the takeaway he wants, no slagging him off loads, buying him lemons 😂 has she realised that she actually needs to have sex with her husband to get pregnant so is now trying to win him over?
 
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AA1984

foofloveslife said:
She had to turn down the event on fursday because of pwiowities aka she has to have her once monfly session with sadact. Laid there like she’s dead while the babbling baboon gets one pump in.
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You’ve really managed to conjure up quite an image there! I nearly choked laughing when I read it 😂
 
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easilyannoyed114

foofloveslife said:
She had to turn down the event on fursday because of pwiowities aka she has to have her once monfly session with sadact. Laid there like she’s dead while the babbling baboon gets one pump in.
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“Sew good sedatosh. It’s soo so good guys.”
“Yea very good very nice Thankyou for the bring me sex.”
Like shagging an ironing board she is
 
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easilyannoyed114

Secretadmirer said:
Sedatosh 😭😂

Love how she’s bought Ewa a costume to last this year, next year… and hopefully for the next five years as well
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Honestly she’s so tight it annoys me. With her own kid especially it absolutely disgusts me. Doesn’t think twice about buying herself rit but bangs on about the costume not fitting her next year like it’s some trauma causing thing. She’s a bleeping head
 
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Gossipgal.x

I can’t get over her wanting so badly to get 2 years wear out of a £10 bikini for her daughter. That’s absolutely crazy to me
 
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easilyannoyed114

Gossipgal.x said:
I can’t get over her wanting so badly to get 2 years wear out of a £10 bikini for her daughter. That’s absolutely crazy to me
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Is that all it cost as well?!? I bet the ah physically pained her paying a tenner for that and it won’t fit her next year. Never seen a person this stingy with things especially their own child.
 
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