Selling Sunset #3

[twilightgarden]

Why wasn't davina really on it I wonder

She’s too busy still trying to sell the $75 million house

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Romaine - SOMEONE tell me how the fuck this dude went from being a chef to a contractor put in charge of Jason's penthouses? Like I get he's married to Mary and that was his foot in the door but chef to contractor... quite the leap.

 

[JE172]

In any photo I’ve seen of that G Flip she looks like she’s from a really rough estate and loves 2 litres of White Lightning and a scrap on a Saturday night

 

[liltatling]

How is Chelsea only turning 30. I'd have put her in her 40s at least.

As an aside I can't bear her

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

I have nothing against G, but they're really not made for the screen (possibly why they're a singer instead). I feel like G felt they had to perform for the camera hence the endless "babe" and "sweetie" and sweet nothings. Call me mad but I go nuts for on-screen relationships that show intellect and in-depth conversations and a genuine connection, a reason to make each other laugh, not *sweet nothings FADE TO BLACK*. As a result I'm yet to understand what exactly keeps them together and what they talk about/get up to on a daily basis. Didn't do much for me on the relationship-building front tbh.

On a side note - does G give anyone else the absolute ick?

The sitting on top of Chrishelle with their legs intertwined....the baseball cap...the giggling at Chrishelle drumming.

Ughhh

 

[adviseplz]

Jason when Chrishell and Marie-Lou were arguing…. “Ummm I’m just wondering if I need to be on this call” fave moment so far

 

[SharkAttack]

Both of these women married for money, nothing else. Chelsea’s husband has all the sexual allure of the cloth currently lying in my kitchen sink with a few soggy Rice Krispies on it

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Does anyone think Jason’s gf looks v childlike and speaks like a child too. He seems too old for her but them seem happy so who knows.

Jason standing on the step to look taller...

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

The Oppenheimers must be the laughing stock of the real estate world with this absolute farcical drivel with the staff dressed as table staff at Hooters and having massive month long spats about who's got the longest fingernails. I'd curl up and die if I went to a house viewing and there was some broad showing us round with her tits hanging out and a piece of fabric barely covering her clunge. The houses are all so fucking charmless as well, I loathe the fake indoor fires and the fact that the view over Hollywood is actually quite grim and just a lot of rooftops. They are so unprofessional and basic.

 

[Vangirl]

Jason and his 24 year old girlfriend (oh wait, she's 25) have split up

Raise your hand if you're not one bit shocked

 

[doodlebug]

They all have the most horrific implants. All these stick thin girls with tiny frames and then massive bowling balls that look rock hard and almost painful none of them look good or like they have big boobs. All I see is silicone!

 

[Lady_H]

Unpopular opinion: I warmed to Chelsea in this series. I thought the scene on the beach with Emma where she was talking about her mum leaving to go to the US with her brother and sister was one of the most authentic moments in the whole show. If that is true it would have been traumatic for a young girl, and it made her feelings about Bre (why create a “broken home” by choice if you don’t have to?) quite understandable.

Of course she could have kept those feelings to herself and didn’t have to voice them to Bre in a very public forum - but then again, this is Selling Sunset.

And actually looking at that list of Nick Cannon’s kids, I find myself agreeing with Chelsea that deciding to have a baby with that idiot isn’t exactly the wisest idea.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

I'm sorry but I will NEVER get over this photo of Jason standing on the step to look taller than his girlfriend....

 

[JE172]

The Chrishell Marie-Lou restaurant chat, did anyone else think Chrishell was being a bit twatty pulling Marie-Lou up on the pronoun thing when English isn’t her first language? I’d like to see her get it right in a foreign language every single time!

 

[dontcome@me]

Chelsea reminds me of a Bratz doll with the makeup looks this season… the huge white/ purple eyeshadow

 

[bellawella22]

Important question….

Will he be ordering half an Aperol Spritz from now on?🫡

 

[TrolleyParton]

I really don’t like Chelsea. Her husband gives me the creeps don’t know why

I was saying to my mate about this, even 15 or 20 years ago, these kinds of women would all be married to flashy finance bros but now they're all getting hitched to geeky tech bros and it's hilarious, because these dudes just look like they can't believe their luck.

 

[Vivian124]

Jason when Chrishell and Marie-Lou were arguing…. “Ummm I’m just wondering if I need to be on this call” fave moment so far

I thought it was pure gold when the girls are killing each other for about 4 minutes and then you hear Jason's voice on the phone again I thought he'd hung up ages ago

 

[PillowsofFluff]

Jason and his 24 year old girlfriend (oh wait, she's 25) have split up

 

[roo689]

There is a reunion coming on the 16th!!

Saw on Reddit that bre and Cassandra were escorts in the past. Makes sense why bre is freaking out