There is, once again, always a song lyric. By Half Man Half Biscuit, although I can't actually ever remember which song, "They call Glastonbury "Glasto" / they'd like to go there one day / when they've put up the gun towers / to keep the hippies away"
I'd have hoyed her phone straight out of the window.I was recently on a train, sitting in my prebooked seat, when this young one (yes I'm old) sat in the (unbooked) seat beside me. Next thing she gets out her phone, touches up her makeup, and proceeds to start live bleeping vlogging herself on TikTok. I asked her to ensure I wasn't in the video but she said she couldn't guarantee it due to the movement of the train so I asked her to move. There were other seats further up the carriage but, and I quote "but this side of the train has the better lighting so I need to sit on this side". I ended up moving and facing backwards for the journey
It’s a celeb wedding. He’s a famous comedian. There’ll be lots of celeb guests.
Probably because after jack's management and pa rang round offering exclusives to the other rags the daily mail were the only ones that would pay close to what the asking price was.
I had to Google him. I have honestly never heard of him in my lifeIt’s a celeb wedding. He’s a famous comedian. There’ll be lots of celeb guests.
I only saw his mum in a red sparkly dress that looked wholly inappropriate for mother of the groom.
The red sparkly dress and some other outfits from the wedding.It’s a celeb wedding. He’s a famous comedian. There’ll be lots of celeb guests.
I only saw his mum in a red sparkly dress that looked wholly inappropriate for mother of the groom.
Is he the one with the chipolata willy? Or was it a pencil one?
He’s fairly widely known tbf, and recently hosted the Brits. Last I knew, he was dating Gemma Chan!
I haven't watched the Brits in a long time and never heard of Gemma Chan either lol.
It’s just that there’s been quite a few articles both in the day up to the wedding and today. Who’s Jack dated in the past, who is his glamour model girlfriend, where they will be married, dresses she’s tried on, they had an exclusive a few hours ago showing what his mum was wearing. The amount of separate articles that have been dedicated to this event is mad.It’s a celeb wedding. He’s a famous comedian. There’ll be lots of celeb guests.
I only saw his mum in a red sparkly dress that looked wholly inappropriate for mother of the groom.
They’re probably struggling for celebrity gossip as much as we are!
Nice frocks, ladies, but a bit too clubbing attire than wedding guest. In my opinion only, what do I know? Last wedding I went to, the groom threw the bride’s shoes out of the window (reception was above a pub) and the bridesmaid threw up down her dress.
Oh, I don’t follow the paper so just had a look at today’s. Must be a slow news week!
Decorum was optional then? [sips Earl Grey with pinkie pointing outwards]
I thought it was a pepperami?Is he the one with the chipolata willy? Or was it a pencil one?
I really should concentrate more when I read these Celeb snippets
He was definitely a pencil.Is he the one with the chipolata willy? Or was it a pencil one?
I really should concentrate more when I read these Celeb snippets
Yes, a pencil. I watched him in Malice (it's very good) and all I could think of, when he was stripping off at various intervals, was that he had a slender pen, according to Tattle. My sister was aghast that I know such an intimate detail about him.
