Scousebirdblogs #27 Jeff is only a Tory on days that end in Y

[Blair-Waldorf]

Fuck me I’m out of breath legging it here

Imagine using a fucking AD to announce your pregnancy
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Paging @Tomi2015

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

DABs unite! Time to reignite the thread!

 

[mchammerr]

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Not a patch on the fox’s glacier mint KHM has on

 

[Littlemissduckling]

Totally random here but just stumbled across this!

Why is she getting rid of her shop?

It says "just added" so probably only added today, if not the last couple of days

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Never thought I'd see the day that I returned to this thread but here I am, ready to watch the shit show of Jeff's parenting with another poor kid that she will inevitably jib off when she gets sick of it

 

[gossip29]

Omg who the fuck got that pregnant

 

[Gee]

Christ on a bike iv legged it here and left me lecky scooter in the middle of the pavement
Did carlisi touch jeffs toilet bits ?!

 

[NorthernBelle]

DABs I’ve got a sneaky feeling that Jeffany is pregnant. All of her recent vids & photos are from the shoulders up & she’s looking puffy faced. Now the grotto of tat is up for sale

Called it back in Jan DAB’s
Dock Road cocktails all round

 

[gigi_93]

Yeah I’m not going to come at her for how old she is. She’s 37 or 38 isn’t she? Plenty of people have kids at that age, it’s completely normal. That’s not the issue. Her lack of maternal instinct is

 

[Sir John Elton]

Deffo going for a rebrand as it would appear all the stock is going , so she’s not even moving to e-commerce

thing is , people still want to see some glamour as well as realism when following a mummy account. Every person who followed her in the noughties and tens, when she was anonymous , will back me up and say how shocking it was when she was revealed. There is nothing about her screeching and harping on about that would make me take advice off her.
Kid will be pawned out for every freebie possible.

 

[Tomi2015]

Wouldn’t it be fucking hilarious if it was fat Rowes

 

[Rangoonio]

Thread: brows like Gary Glitter, Scousebird brand down the shitter

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Oh jeff literally NO ONE has asked about your curls

Fucking noodle head

 

[Roastielover]

I’m the daddy!

 

[mchammerr]

Probably because she’s promised to scran his arse

Times are hard and friends are few…

 

[Lucyloos]

Bagsy not me being in my 50s doing the school run hun!

Now. Now. Some us will be but not all of us are twats.

 

[Tomi2015]

Havent been on this thread in ages, just seen shes pregnant! Do we (or Steph) know who the baby daddy is?

Knock yourself out

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

This was Elsa or whatever her name was? Ah yes I remember! Tbf, I’d shit meself too. She’s unhinged AF! But still not a reason to not be mates with someone!

Me too I’d of defo been flapping it if I was on her bad side. Imagine getting your head kicked in to Clubland Classix? Full on PTSD from hearing Pretty Green Eyes.

 

[Tomi2015]

Jeff should bring a “scouse bird” advent calendar out. The problem with that is all the flaps would be open

 

[Cooksie]