Think you might need a colonicMy farts smell like eggy sperm
There is nothing better, I repeat , nothing better than looking brown on a drizzly grey day.I’ve false tanned tonight. Even though it’s pissing down I’ll be brown.
It’s the best isn’t it! I go from pasty looking crack head to Jennifer Lopez in a matter of hours (well, in my head I do )There is nothing better, I repeat , nothing better than looking brown on a drizzly grey day.
I don’t care if I look like an Oompa Loompa.
Yes , I always aim for the ‘just back from a month in Fiji’ look . It usually takes my breath away for a moment and I think ‘ duck me I’m a bit dark’ but the moment always passesIt’s the best isn’t it! I go from pasty looking crack head to Jennifer Lopez in a matter of hours (well, in my head I do )
I agreeThink you might need a colonic
Don’t tell the bride is on (Ireland RTE2)There's bugger all on tv