Sasha Fontain #28 Gonzo’s latest holiday less Turkish delight more a Turkish Fright

[poola]

For those that missed it
#heretostay #minions #funnyas

 

[sheebz2212]

Well isn’t Timmy a sweetie . Mate your are next - get your credit card out she wants to visit Dominican Republic I’ve heard

we need to think of a pet name for Timmy. Does he pour pink gin? Asking for a friend

I hope James is okay. His insta said he was at home thankfully and didn’t keep him in hospital. He had Covid didn’t he recently ? Get well soon mate

80 to go. I find it easier when I have this on my computer at work so tomorrow expect 80 messages of absolute crap

80 to go. I find it easier when I have this on my computer at work so tomorrow expect 80 messages of absolute crap

Oooh Mike Butler not impressed. But I wonder how long before she slips into his DM’s as he looks like the type she is looking for

 

[rocksolidcrew]

Sorry gang. I vented in my last post. But when I her talk like this it just does my head in. Sorry for the rant. I lost a good friend the last year to cancer and she goes on about shite. Eat normally. Eat some of those fucking peaches and cherries and stop the Mac Donald’s and pink gin and guess what the fat gut and pain will go. Idiot

Never apologise for what you rant on here, we all feel The same..
I went mental when she tried to tell all her sheep about her baby she lost/aborted, how fucking dare she use a situation that she created , Backtracking on details trying to remember when he was born and even naming him…. When it turned out she aborted it…
Tomorrow will be my little boys 31st birthday, I think of him everyday, what I went through, what my family went through… she’s just sick.

 

[poola]

Well this didn't age well

 

[MissSaffy]

Well done @gatekeeper who got the most likes for the thread title. It was a close call but you won by a nose (hahaha)!

 

[MissSaffy]

I need to grow up

 

[witchtwiccan71]

She hasn't been seen since she sent @witchtwiccan71 threats on her and her family.... which was reported to the police. I'd like to think they followed it up and gave her a slap on the wrists and told not to do it. Time will tell if it rears its ugly head again. I'm sure we'll all know as can spot the daftodil a mile off under her false pseudonyms

They are taking it up, I have proof and they took it seriously, because she made a threat

 

[rocksolidcrew]

Just popped down to Clackerwick to the market, then saw a familiar Person on the beach… good job I had my long lens

 

[sheebz2212]

Oh fuck off sasha. I’ve had bladder cancer a few years back. You would know if you had a problem and bladder problems do not give a fat gut like yours. I’m fuming here as I was very poorly and you are just a fucking idiot. Just fuck off and your fat gut

 

[sheebz2212]

I’ve done 1000 why it not changed

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I would like to thank my family. My agent. My producer. All my friends and indeed the star of the show Miss Sasha. Without you this would not have been possible

we are now off to the red carpet event. I have my black size 6 dress for my size 14 figure. My amazing Christine looobtains and we have a meat sausage buffet

thank you all I am now officially a VIP SKIP RAT

 

[poola]

So this is weird
I received this is the mail today
Sent to my business address and using my tiktok name
Did anyone else receive one???
Also, I've just made a coffee in it and it but the milk don't half taste sour!!!

 

[MissSaffy]

Oohhh la la (said the Turkish beautician) it’s quiet on the old tikkytokky front. She’s obviously busy trying to go a few shades darker on the old Ronseal colour chart. Let’s look back to when a 52 year old women actually messed about in her bedroom pretending she was in a real life music video

 

[Mrs.Wummin]

Cause she’s the erection destroyer

I swear! "Erection Destroyer" should be permanent thread title! Just added 1,2,3....1003..etc. you get my drift? Unless of course....

Erection Destroyer FOUND GUILTY/JAILED!

Truth is, she self proclaimed herself. Tattlers, as we know, only deal in truth.

Our work is nearly over.

 

[sheebz2212]

@poola your gifts are amazing. I actually laughed out loud. I can imagine the coffee tasted very very BITTER

Stop it. The pool. Why why why does she keep setting herself up for us to make comments

 

[gossip_geeewww]

I am dead

 

[witchtwiccan71]

When I have pink gin, mines definitely pink. But I guess it’s her art condition.

Omg I’ve done it!!! I am now VIP
I feel quite emotional, I will read my speech I prepared

to Sasha, you made this possible.
You cunt.

 

[slosher7777]

It’s living its best life in a kiddies paddling pool

 

[poola]

£15… for a £2.50 mug… silly cnut

I'm guessing that this must have been a reject, I didn't notice earlier but there's a flaw
#fixedit

 

[witchtwiccan71]

@witchtwiccan71 I’m so pleased to hear this . Wonder if she told Shazza and what her response was like have been. Well I’m guessing Shazza replied with something along the lines “ignore them the police won’t do anything etc look at me I’m untouchable blah blah”. But maybe Sam p has a bit more about her and realises no one is untouchable and above the law

Like we always say, we bring receipts

 

[Lucylocket19]

She will be fuming that’s why she tried to start a petition to get tattle closed down didn’t work out though, bit like your friendships, relationships and businesses