Title credit goes to Steel Raspberries! Sorry if there was another one suggested earlier on. I started to scroll through the most liked but lost the will to live. This title sums things up perfectly.
I'm not going to recap the last year but I will bring forward the middle finger drama from the last thread that's currently ongoing.
On Wednesday 3rd June Sarah "broke" the middle finger on her left hand while playing Oz Tag. Apparently, she rammed her finger into a 90kg man, stabbing him with her fake nail in the process. It's bruised, swollen and she can't bend it. See the evidence here [pics 1, 2 and 3].
On Thurs she goes to a hand specialist. Sarah claims the upper finger is fractured/chipped and she has completely torn the ligament in the middle knuckle. It's been taped. [Pics 1 and 2 - notice how perfect her nail is considering she stabbed a guy hard enough to break her finger]
On Thurs 11th June she goes back to the hand specialist. In the car beforehand she says she can't wear her wedding rings because of the swelling. The specialist was shocked by the "bad bruise" [view close up here. TW: severe trauma] and has told Sarah she won't be able to compete in Hyrox in four weeks time. Despite this verdict, Sarah says she'll wait until the day before to decide if she'll compete or not.
She says her finger is really bruised and the ligament is bad*, but then corrects herself to say it's completely broken, fractured, snapped and torn.
*likely the actual diagnosis.
Prediction: She'll spend the next few weeks complaining about dropping out of Hyrox. Then make a miraculous recovery and compete in it after all.
I'm not going to recap the last year but I will bring forward the middle finger drama from the last thread that's currently ongoing.
On Wednesday 3rd June Sarah "broke" the middle finger on her left hand while playing Oz Tag. Apparently, she rammed her finger into a 90kg man, stabbing him with her fake nail in the process. It's bruised, swollen and she can't bend it. See the evidence here [pics 1, 2 and 3].
On Thurs she goes to a hand specialist. Sarah claims the upper finger is fractured/chipped and she has completely torn the ligament in the middle knuckle. It's been taped. [Pics 1 and 2 - notice how perfect her nail is considering she stabbed a guy hard enough to break her finger]
On Thurs 11th June she goes back to the hand specialist. In the car beforehand she says she can't wear her wedding rings because of the swelling. The specialist was shocked by the "bad bruise" [view close up here. TW: severe trauma] and has told Sarah she won't be able to compete in Hyrox in four weeks time. Despite this verdict, Sarah says she'll wait until the day before to decide if she'll compete or not.
She says her finger is really bruised and the ligament is bad*, but then corrects herself to say it's completely broken, fractured, snapped and torn.
*likely the actual diagnosis.
Prediction: She'll spend the next few weeks complaining about dropping out of Hyrox. Then make a miraculous recovery and compete in it after all.
