Sarahs Day #61 I’m “giving away” a trip and money. You just have to subscribe to my flop of an app, Sunee

[Sv12689982]

Why is she having a birthday party two weeks early?

They threw it together when they found out Fox was sick because that’s the only time they can have parties.

 

[Sv12689982]

Is there acid in body bloom? How can one household hallucinate so much?

 

[AlfDen97]

“I LiKe My PiNk HoUSe BuT I DoN’T WaNt tO WeAr PiNk “

 

[pink_mountain]

She really has zero idea

 

[Flexicon]

Sarah's been hard at work on her About Me page(s!) for her cookbook. Here's a sneak peak.

ABOUT MEEE!!!
Hi Suckers - I mean Sissies! I'm Sarah, but my friends call me Boss! I'm an extra-small, naturally olive-skinned mum of two highly advanced and thankfully photogenic boys with a passion for health, fitness and money - I mean movement!

I have absolutely no qualifications but you know, act confident and noone will question whether you have the credentials to bring out a boujie beige and pink cook book filled with gluten-free, dairy-free, taste-free rip-offs of Coles and Hello Fresh. Am I right??!

Anyway, that's meeee. Just a totally relatable 29 year old cashed-up bogan running 631 companies while fitting in twice-daily workouts AND the occasional Mum Day!!

BON APPETIT Sissies!! (Did I mention I'm French?)

 

[aPriCoT bOObiEs]

So she's just throwing in random updates about her exaggerated suuuupah high temps, in between shilling products and ads for her collabs.

Whoever called it, you got it down to the exact words. She now claims she's sure it was just A 24 hour thing. I infact think she fabricated the whole thing because she just wanted a sleep in at mid day.

But anyway. She's back with her bad fashion and an ad for whitefox. Which she tactlessly precedes with some stupid nonsense about her sunglasses. She's behaving like she ordered and bought any of these items like she didn't just choose and have them send over a whole
wardrobe for a week's holiday. Gross.

Says she "liked these sunglasses on the website and in the mirror" but not when she looks at herself...on her phone??? What???? It's the same ugly face. What is she on about?

Weird bald patch is now officially visible and she's trying to cover it up with a wee combover

No. Genuinely, just please dont.

She's booked them four fancy dinners and she wants to wear these literal PJs, that she won't even do up properly, to one of them

Absolutely nothing a out this is "boy mum on a boujee 30th vacay" it's more like "I'm a richbitch with no taste and a raging ED and not taking turning 30 well so I'll squeeze myself into xxs clothes to feel better". She is not doing well going into her "30th vacay" for the year.

 

[WhiteFox]

Thanks Kurt.

 

[peridoe]

One of us?

 

[Wafflecakes]

Sorry for the bingo suggestions I missed, I made this super quickly

 

[Yesman7898]

Abbey has gone missing. Do you think she even noticed?

 

[MrsHaydos]

LOL Sarahs new display picture is a direct rip off Beth

 

[underwhelminggrom]

“as a mum of two”, “mum of TWO”, “as you guys know I’m a mum of two”, “this is how I do ____ as a mum of two”, “because I’m a mum of two”

WE. GET. IT.
YOU ARE A MUM OF TWO FOR FOX SAKE

 

[aPriCoT bOObiEs]

The perfect baby shower gift!? Who is having their baby shower at the beginning of their second trimester…? View attachment 1514242

Okay but why does she have TWO belly buttons?!

 

[annieray]

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Kurts hair is so so thin. Give the man some cake and shave his head

How romantic, the couple that’s balding together It’s the most support Sarah’s ever shown Kurt.

 

[annieray]

Man she loved talking about her self in that workout guide YouTube video. WELL IN MY PREGNANCY rah rah rah rah

Plus did you hear her trying to one up all the recommendations Charlotte made about weights?

Charlotte recommends a “light hand weight, 1kg” for a certain part of the program, and Sarah of course has to butt in screeching: “Miiiine wEre 1.5!!!”

Then for strength exercises Charlotte says you’ll need a set of “heavy hand weights, 3 to 5kg”, and again blabby blabbermouth is all: “WeLl Oiiiiiii UsEd SeVEn KG oNeS”.

Way to undermine the so called expert you apparently partnered with, Sarah. Can’t even follow your own program because you’re too busy blowing smoke up your own arse. Also it’s no wonder she’s fucked her pelvic floor. It’s such an ED mindset to see recommendations (be it with weights, times, calories, anything) and feel like you have to better it, even if it damages you.

Welp, enjoy your prolapse, sissy!

 

[cumcustard]

“Head office” implies there are other offices. Where? Her kitchen table? Back patio? Car?

 

[veryrawandreal]

“Fox will you cook for your wife one day” god forbid Fox is a homosexual.

 

[Eljordan]

Idk just a thought about waking up on your 30th. Instead of whining about your robe when you own “multiple” others…..maybe reflect on how lucky and GRATEFUL you are to have what you have. Two HEALTHY kids (because as far as I can tell malakai is doing fine), financial stability, a roof over your head, a husband who is a great dad, the opportunity to travel whenever you like, access to health care and other resources.

this may seem petty but as a single mother barely scraping by in subsidized housing I still realize I’m a lot better off than a lot of people and try and reflect on all that I have been blessed with. Talk about fucked up mentality.

 

[cumglaze]

The casual mention that this trip was meant to be a surprise but she squeezed it out of Kurt.. and then proceeded to book the restaurants for dinners because she can’t let him control what she eats.

 

[aPriCoT bOObiEs]

Imagine following up the words "rough start to Malakai's life" with a reel that largely focuses on how HER body has changed.
Shes fucked beyond redemption.