Sarahs Day #45 Hoping to go into labour faster, to distract from ED book launch disaster

[Spanner14]

*thrives off of responsibility"

Can't believe that all this time I didn't know that me having a little toy vacuum as a kid that i liked to push around meant i was born special and responsible ! Thanks sez<3

I love how she manages to spin everything into something philosophical.

I feel like she could literally shit her pants in the street and would still be like 'omg I had a spontaneous digestive cleanse. Wow it feels so good to listen to my body and to be able to respond immediately to my body's needs"

 

[recoveryqueen]

Went on Tammy Hembrow’s page this morning and was so confused about this post… she said she went for a ‘swim’ and I’m like… wtf, where?! Was it a pond swim, a lake swim, a bath swim, a pool swim, a puddle swim… an OCEAN swim??? I need to know specifically what kind! Having the sea in the background literally isn’t enough info… Do better Tammy!

EDIT: also, is she pregnant???? I thought she was pregnant… but she isn’t holding her belly so I’m very confused about that also

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Bahahaha! Serves you right for being a wanker

“Artisan gluten free bread” what an actual tosser

 

[emememily]

Fishing for a free birthday cake for Fox, no doubt

Strange.. isn't she a professional chef who owns a cooking app, and makes everything from scratch? Why cant she make it herself?
Oh wait..

 

[Watermeloncracker]

Prediction for a month or two after the baby is born:
Kurt is sleeping on a mattress in Fox’s room because he refuses to sleep in there/won’t sleep alone/won’t stop climbing his wall and banging his drums.
sarah will be in their room with the nuuborn.
she will guilt trip Kurt every morning on social media because she was up all night with a nuuborn without Kurt’s help.

 

[gmik8210]

I can't provide a recap... BUT can we please take note of Ep:57 of their shit house podcast showcasing them giving business advice, where they refer to two "boys"(entrepreneurs who founded a skincare brand who wanted to work with Sarah (apparently)) as "money grabbers" and go on to say that "you can see through it" aka the boys brand as a money grabbing stint. SARAH, C'MON.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle beige!

They then go on to say the founders & CEOs drive and purpose for starting companies, bleeds into the foundations of the brand. And that Sarah loves supporting small brands - guess that's why she took down and unnecessarily slammed Sabi & Soul publicly, and stole recipes from her local cafe, renamed them and added them to her rubbish cooking app.

Sarah then goes on to slam people creating merch with regards to people wanting to get rich fast! "MEERRRCH! Why is everyone doing merch?!" OMG all of your active wear IS MERCHANDISE SARAH! MEEEERRRRCH! You're not a fashion designer! You're a no good influencer, working with a fast fashion label, who most likely produces garments in unethical and unsustainable ways to make you rich fast. MEEEERRRRCH!

I just can't with this woman.

 

[dairycow]

Hi new member joining from sidelines as I saw this ..
Jono steedman is a fantastic qualified person to follow and also Kimberleylush_dietician

 

[kurtisnigelthornberry]

If you haven’t listened to today’s health Code podcast about their baby name choices, here are some key points. As usual, it was the D quality word vomit you expect from these 2:

• Sarah resents her own name for being so common, and didn’t want to name her child anything “not special”

• She wished Fox’s middle name was Valentine, but Kurt thought it was “too feminine”. Sarah then revealed this awkward Valentine Holmes (prof football player) obsession she has. She said he’s “sexy” & wants a poster of him on her wall . For context, Valentine Holmes is from the same area, married & has just had a baby. That must be great for Kurt’s self confidence.


• Kurt forces Fox to watch videos of 4 year olds surfing and asked Fox why wasn’t he “that good yet”


• Fox Ocean better not be an accountant, he has to be a “muso or professional surfer” because of his name. Sarah even faked an American accent pretending to Introduce Fox Ocean into the Hawaiian pipeline . She then said, if he doesn’t make it as a professional surfer he could just take over her YouTube channel.



So many thoughts about all the questionable crap they rambled on about. But the eye roll emoji pretty much sums it all up.

 

[MrsHaydos]

Here sis, I did some proof reading and re worded this a little for you.

 

[nocai]

Went on Tammy Hembrow’s page this morning and was so confused about this post… she said she went for a ‘swim’ and I’m like… wtf, where?! Was it a pond swim, a lake swim, a bath swim, a pool swim, a puddle swim… an OCEAN swim??? I need to know specifically what kind! Having the sea in the background literally isn’t enough info… Do better Tammy!

Also she should know that ocean swims aren't to reset the mind they are for vaginal magnesium and salt infusions...

 

[Furggle]

Just listened to the last healthcode podcast with Em, and oh my God, if Sezzzie wanted people to think she knows anything about pregnancy and childbirth, she's just completely debunked that theory!! She was talking about having had an episiotomy with Fox, "where they basically cut you from your vagina to your leg" and claiming that she had to wear adult pull-ups home from hospital because of all the bleeding coming from it! WTF!! Her sister Em butted in and said "you would have been bleeding from your uterus, just to clear that up" and Sezzzie replies "oh, well there you go". OMG this girl is as thick as a brick, seriously!

 

[emememily]

So tomorrow when Fox is better, what do you think she’ll blame the fever on?

Last time it was the chemicals in the swimming pool right?

She’ll 100% blame it on something he has eaten/drank

Maybe the fumes from the mould ridden coffee they have been consuming for the past 2 + years, built up in fox's system? Thank god they have Tropeaka's #oganicmouldfreecoffee now. #praisebegod #notspons

Also, "people say theres some weird virus going around our suburb at the moment" umm, think it's called Covid you dipshit. Go get tested and isolate!

 

[ScummyScuz]

I know its very early but she's gotten me riled up good today.
Sarah's Day #46 Nope, she's definitely NOT qualified for that

 

[guruhooroo]

She replied to me. I’m actually so angry. I don’t think I can be on here for a while. It’s starting to effect my mental health, seeing how unethical and damaging she is and yet she experiences no consequences.

 

[RazzamaTazz]

Correlation doesn't equal causation.

Studies done on KS and mortility/morbitity don't factor in age - and age is the leading factor. The article you listed actually pointed out my very point.
The older you are, the more likely you are to have a baby with KS. Most studies that determine KS high risk only factor in if a) if the baby has KS and b) the mortality and mobitidy outcomes. It's completely overlooking a confounding factor, once which that article you linked actually addressed. It's age, not KS.

A young mother with a KS baby is a whole other kettle of fish. And to Sarah's defense, maybe she's done the exact same research and misinterpreted the results and is genuinely scared when the science backs that she, because she is young, will most likely have a completely normal pregnancy, birth and a child with mild symptoms that aren't noticeble enough to get a diagnosis such as the case of 50% of the people who actually have the condition.
But she doesn't seemed too concerned about her health during this pregnancy, just about how her child might be "different' which leads me to beleive she does know she has an extremely low risk of complications during pregnancy and birth. She's trying for a natural birth etc and is ignoring doctors advice regarding labour and taking care of herself, yet again.

Also, you previously claimed that in vitro testing and diagnosis of KS results in a 50% chance of terminantion, which is false, and that was my initial point. I wasn't even initially claiming that it's not "high risk" - as you said it's a chromosomally abnormal pregnancy so of course they'd see specialists but it's not like 1 in 2 people are getting abortions and/or dying because their baby has this usually mild condition. That's dramatic and factually incorrect.

Edit: P.S. I'm a little confused by your first paragraph because Sarah is not a "high maternal age" mother; she's not even 30.

Are we having KSgate??? We don't even know if the kid even has anything wrong with him calm down

 

[sezzyscammer]

Does anyone know what’s wrong with her baby?

It has her for a mum
That’s what’s wrong

 

[WhiteFox]

She talks like she’s had a millions babies. What I do with ‘newborns is…’

Not only do I hope Micah is 2 weeks late and gives her stretch marks, I also hope he has brown eyes and brown hair. I hope he sleeps during the day but stays up all night. Im happy for Fox to sleep all night but be awake all day.
Kurt can have a few work trips booked as well, fine by me

 

[Furggle]

Bahahaha! Serves you right for being a wanker

 

[Annie_lou]

Thanks for letting everyone know you gave your sick son Panadol but you forgot to hide the Hello Fresh box

 

[kurtisnigelthornberry]

My mom is a board certified breastfeeding specialist, qualified nurse practitioner & midwife. On top of this, she has had 7 children.


Despite all her years of raising babies, it is still completely unethical & against the healthcare code of conduct for her to give her patients ANY advice based on her personal experience in pregnancy/motherhood. Everything she recommends has to be research based.


For Sarah, to just fall pregnant twice & slap her name on a pregnancy workout programme is completely unethical & dangerous - putting both mothers & unborn babies at risk!! Living an experience DOES NOT qualify you to educate others - just like undergoing cardiac surgery does not mean you have the knowledge/expertise to skip uni & start performing open heart surgery on the general public.

It is also completely degrading to those professionals who have study long hard years for their health qualifications.