Sarah This Mama Life #13 A keyworker she is (K)not, but she is slowly losing the plot.

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ChrissyPoo

Queen's speech when WWIII happens:

"We lost the war. Sarah didn't buy enough blue tac."

Like how she sneakily added in "a couple of isolations" for L.
 
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Greendream

At this point everything she does riles the fuck out of me BUT the whole L and I thing does my fucking box in. Very nurturing. Why choose names if you don’t use them.
 
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Peachbomb

Ha, keep telling yourself you have a high pressured job Sarah
And “home schooling the wee babe”
PLEASE stop kidding yourself.
Try hard
 
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Pissedoffwithinfluencers

Meldrum does it too it’s like the went on a safeguarding course years too late and think by giving them nick names or shorts it’ll help . Idiots
 
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Pushyplumb

Even if you are the CEO of an Inde500 company you don't go making reels for Insta saying you have a high pressured job because it makes you look like a twat.

High pressured job but has time to film yourself prick-sticking paper into a school book. She forgets she posts selfies of herself pulling faces during work meetings, sneaking out for gifted facials in her lunch break and swapping her work days because she simply couldn't miss out on a last supper brunch with the Instahuns, despite her husband only getting back from deployment the day before and offloading her kids to Grannie in Lockdown because she had to declutter her house.
 
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Chewingthefat

Greendream said:
At this point everything she does riles the fuck out of me BUT the whole L and I thing does my fucking box in. Very nurturing. Why choose names if you don’t use them.
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Omg this drives me up the fucking wall! Just write their fucking names ye bellend!!
 
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Swipeuptobuy

Well those highlighters and staples won’t get counted by themselves ....wonder if she pilfered the Pritt stick from the company stationary cupboard??
 
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Pissedoffwithinfluencers

If her job was that high pressured she wouldn’t be using her non working days to go to virtual fucking candle parties and forcing her kids to take part on stages videos for cheesy reels at every opportunity. I think she mistakes high pressure with being a wee bit busy and not having the time to take more selfies.
 
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Popper

“LOVED” the extra time with her kids oh Sarah, I really needed a laugh today as my actual high pressure job is stressing me out. You have hated every extra minute your kids have been with you. You don’t even keep your child at home when you have a day off, you put him in nursery for 10 hours a day. So don’t talk shite saying you love time with your kids, you don’t.
 
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Peachbomb

Why doesn’t she say she bought some doughnuts I’m sure she didn’t really “find” 2 doughnuts in their walk and decide to eat them
 
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BettyCrocker

Peachbomb said:
Why doesn’t she say she bought some doughnuts I’m sure she didn’t really “find” 2 doughnuts in their walk and decide to eat them
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That’s her crazy anorexia talking. Couldn’t possibly just talk normally about buying or eating food - has to distance herself from the responsibility of it as much as she can...:
 
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Pissedoffwithinfluencers

BettyCrocker said:
That’s her crazy anorexia talking. Couldn’t possibly just talk normally about buying or eating food - has to distance herself from the responsibility of it as much as she can...:
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I thought exactly the same .. oh look at me pretending to be so chilled abs relaxed around forbidden foods. Ok then . Anna saconne II

Doris and daisy the donuts. Or D&D for the gram
 
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