Sarah Burke #74 but could "of" sized down to a 73

[Resu Eman]

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Flight delayed
Sarah’s on a rampage
No 5 star upgrade
No underwear changed

 

[Wexy123]

How can someone complain about getting a basic hotel for the night when they themselves booked the most basic apartment for their holiday, like scrimping on your own accommodation but when you don't have to pay for it yourself all of a sudden you're a 4 star customer, get over yourself Sarah, no one feels sorry for you, go book your own hotel if you're not happy you cheapskate. And don't be worrying about your dinner I'm sure you can sniff out food within a 5 mile radius with that honker

 

[Yeroneoverthere]

That was no foam party earlier so, that was just Burps in the pool shower, washing her wobbly bits

 

[I'm luvvin it hunz]

Transported from Dublin to Cark, sure doesn't she love that journey, chat to Keet like old times Sayrah, just be xoxo

 

[I got up at 5am]

If she has it she will come on with the lower lip trembling saying the top doctor in the world has never seen GD like it. This time next week then she’ll say she got a second opinion from Meredith Grey who told her trust your gut Dr Burke, don’t follow the diet. You will be fine your diet is perfect.

 

[Anyauldnamewilldo]

She's finally admitted it!!

 

[Crones884]

He'll be 7 in September so in February 2020 he was almost 3 and a half... which in Sarah Land is 2 by fuck she's one thick bitch

Luke was 3 so im sizing him down to 2

 

[Skinner]

 

[harleyquinnjoker]

Thread title suggestion: a bad case of lie-abetes trying to conceal the babies not keeties

 

[sophiasstories]

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Previous thread - applies now more than ever - The Incredible Bulk is having an Incredible Sulk

 

[silentlurkersjourneylol]

Should ask Aoibhe devlin sure she thinks she runs Aer lingus

Keet should get onto the ex. .. she could fly a plane over for them

 

[nannyg]

Aw lads this is the best entertainment we’ve gotten since she got there, Sarah love… they took one look at ya and said we’ll put them where they’re used to!! Suck it up buttercup

 

[Yeroneoverthere]

What the feck is she blabbering on about!! Can she not explain, after you have been in the pool wash your hair with this, if you are lying out in the sun pop this in your hair! When it's evening time spray this in it! Never mind this in the pool out of the pool, wash the hair, sit down,back in the pool wash it again, in out in out, shake it all about!! The blabbering she does you know she was making it up! She has to overly complicate what she is saying with the lies, so you come away after watching her and you say to yourself jesus did I just have a stroke coz I haven't a clue what she was just talking about!!!

 

[Beddy]

So she’s sitting beside Keith on the bus and not her little boy…. Just horrible

 

[#transparency]

Don't look back in anger, I heard you say..

 

[LordElton]

If she wouldn't open the case to get out a new dress, does that mean she didn't open it to get out clean knicks either?! Also, Luke went from balling over the other families going to 4 star luxury, to laughing the night away, isn't that great!

 

[MollyMalone]

Ah it's all grand now look they were laughin' last night about it. Luke was laughen, Keeet was laughen, she was laughen. They were all laughen weren't they? They were

 

[lady luck]

So she needed to let us tattles know that it wasn’t voduz that dropped her hi Sarah

 

[LegallyBlonde1]

How the hell dose she not have it I’m sorry now I had very little faith in the system anyway but fuck me na she has to she don’t watch one thing she puts into her body

Even diabetes won't go near her

 

[RestingB!*chFace]

What's the big ordeal about opening the suitcase to get clean clothes anyway? Does she not know she can just 'azip' it closed again?