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@itsnotmeitsyouokHi ye bunch of nosey jealous dirty commenting cunts! It’s me. I’m back. Just couldn’t be bothered my hole at all using my fingers to type anything if worth as I’m just not sure this waste of flesh has done anything worthy of my time. Anyway how are ye? Are ye enjoying the weather? It’s fucking scorching but we will drive it on silently on 0% Fucks! Won’t we? We will? And we will laff! We will. I see she got her tags from the farmer on her ear
Listen the rules have changed around here & you either adhere to them or you fuck off.
If you can’t answer the following Qs then please remove yourself from the thread.
1. WHAT is taking up space in Sarah’s fridge?
(A) enough Ham for a family of 17 x 365 days
(B) chocolate care package from her cykellll
(C) loudest ever silent journey medication
(D) All of the above plus 400kg Kerr pinks
2. What did KOC get for Father’s Day?
(A) initialled cufflinks for a man with no shirts
(B) a stepped up daddy card #gifted
(C) slippers cos he isn’t a father yet
(D) a blow job using SAXA as lube
3. What did Sarah wear to Ollies Christening?
(A) a bin bag backwards
(B) something she could have downsized in
(C) Nana Beddys sandals
(D) something beauuuuudiful
4. How many syns in the following SW dishes?
(A) a homemade burger with potato cake, mushy peas, layer of duck fat & the skin of 3 wild pigs.
(B) white chocolate porridge TRADEMARKED
(C) light midnight snack of 5 boiled spuds & a block of (light) cheddar
(D) Keith’s swimmers on avocado and toast
5. Financial Section.
(A) How many mortgages has Sarah gotten so far?
(B) How many more times will she buy her house?
(C) with the raising cost of living, how much could we save by shopping in oh my glam / Bperfect?
(D) How much does Nana Beddy hand over each week for the spin for chips?
*competition is open to all tattlers*