The Ballad of Keith O'Connor
A roar rang out in Onslow Gardens,
Poor Mikey got a fright.
A broken burp stands by the Airfryer.
A career in tatters here tonight.
The bacons burning in the pot,
The Quiche has salmonella.
He fooled us with the stepped up act,
We thought what a nice fella.
The white veneers hid a vicious tongue,
Such bile to spew when Teeths rants had begun.
The fat,the gay, the uneducated...
No one was safe from Teeths rampages..
"He's gone now Mam,stop reminiscing."
The bed is cold,the salt is missing.
A cautionary tale for anyone listening..
Cancel culture is cruel,and will leave your eyes glistening.
He stepped on the scene with so much promise.
The world at his feet and a bag of boiled bodice.
On twitter his pistol fingers wrecked havoc,
Tweeting in haste in a moment of madness.
Through salty tears she said her goodbyes,
Those that know us will know how much we tried.
No more will he drive erratically or climb the hill while drunk, no more admiring her ronnie..the romance is now sunk.
The lavish life has its downsides,the brand deals have since gone.
Long after his parting, the ballad of Keith O'Connor lives on.
Rest in Peace
April 2020 (?) - March 2022.
A roar rang out in Onslow Gardens,
Poor Mikey got a fright.
A broken burp stands by the Airfryer.
A career in tatters here tonight.
The bacons burning in the pot,
The Quiche has salmonella.
He fooled us with the stepped up act,
We thought what a nice fella.
The white veneers hid a vicious tongue,
Such bile to spew when Teeths rants had begun.
The fat,the gay, the uneducated...
No one was safe from Teeths rampages..
"He's gone now Mam,stop reminiscing."
The bed is cold,the salt is missing.
A cautionary tale for anyone listening..
Cancel culture is cruel,and will leave your eyes glistening.
He stepped on the scene with so much promise.
The world at his feet and a bag of boiled bodice.
On twitter his pistol fingers wrecked havoc,
Tweeting in haste in a moment of madness.
Through salty tears she said her goodbyes,
Those that know us will know how much we tried.
No more will he drive erratically or climb the hill while drunk, no more admiring her ronnie..the romance is now sunk.
The lavish life has its downsides,the brand deals have since gone.
Long after his parting, the ballad of Keith O'Connor lives on.
Rest in Peace
April 2020 (?) - March 2022.